If I Had A Real Doll I Would... - GoFuckYourself.com

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:27 AM

(ok not a pedo real doll, im talking about a good old legal hottie,)

anyways if I had a real doll,

the first thing I would do is have sex with it,

but the second thing I would do, it cut out its left eyeball,

and skull fuck it,

because you know I never get to do any skull fucking in my day to day life,

anyways what would you do to your real dolls?

reynold · 09-07-2003, 04:29 AM

you must be a very sick man ;)

Jakke PNG · 09-07-2003, 04:29 AM

I'd cuddle and talk philosophy until dawn.

Chong · 09-07-2003, 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'd cuddle and talk philosophy until dawn.

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
you must be a very sick man ;)

well im not lil2rich sick,

but im getting there

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'd cuddle and talk philosophy until dawn.

thats a good idea, do you think, skull fucking should be done before or after a romantic time together???

Scott McD · 09-07-2003, 04:33 AM

Not sure what i'd do.

Buy me one and i'll let ya know...

irishfury · 09-07-2003, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by imJason

but the second thing I would do, it cut out its left eyeball,

I will have to tell some ladies to keep a eye out for you

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:34 AM

do you think they make a real hamster doll,

or better yet, a juicy real doll,

or a boneprone real doll,

or a sleazy real doll,

or a lensman real doll,

or a lilerich3 you real dool, Id realy like to skull fuck that one,

2 times,

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by irishfury

I will have to tell some ladies to keep a eye out for you

do you know why I would cut out the left one and not the right one???

reynold · 09-07-2003, 04:41 AM

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:43 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
no

respect

irishfury · 09-07-2003, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by imJason

do you know why I would cut out the left one and not the right one???

Because your a blood LOL or some young tramua we don't know about

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by irishfury

Because your a blood LOL or some young tramua we don't know about

nope, the answer is simply respect, think about it,

irishfury · 09-07-2003, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by imJason

nope, the answer is simply respect, think about it,

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-07-2003, 04:56 AM

cause the left aint right!

reynold · 09-07-2003, 04:56 AM

ah that must be it

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-07-2003, 04:56 AM

Cause the left aint right

imJason · 09-07-2003, 04:59 AM

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Originally posted by Bigdaddyhgh
Cause the left aint right

where can I get a patch for my doll???

Basher · 09-07-2003, 05:00 AM

I would'nt wast my money on one of those

I meen they dont even do the cooking, cleaning or iorning

Basher · 09-07-2003, 05:01 AM

I suppose there is one bonus with them at least they shut the fuck up and stop fuckin moaning

imJason · 09-07-2003, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Basher
I would'nt wast my money on one of those

I meen they dont even do the cooking, cleaning or iorning

yah but does your woman let you skull fucker and throw her in the closet when people come over,

fiveyes · 09-07-2003, 05:18 AM

<CENTER><SMALL>Note to self: Don't post the planned Aibo project here</SMALL></CENTER>

imJason · 09-07-2003, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Basher
I suppose there is one bonus with them at least they shut the fuck up and stop fuckin moaning

dude, if I had a real doll, I would smack the shit out of that bitch,

when it comes to real dolls, I dont fucking mess around,

imJason · 09-07-2003, 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes
<CENTER><SMALL>Note to self: Don't post the planned Aibo project here</SMALL></CENTER>

lol I had to look it up,

http://www.us.aibo.com/

if I had a robotic real doll, I would program it, to beg me to skull fuck it,

who · 09-07-2003, 06:20 AM

http://www.us.aibo.com/aibo_eyes.htm

imJason · 09-07-2003, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by .?.
http://www.us.aibo.com/aibo_eyes.htm

Ross · 09-07-2003, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Basher
I would'nt wast my money on one of those

I meen they dont even do the cooking, cleaning or iorning

Exactly! You could get a bitch to that shit for ya and it wouldn't cost very much. Maybe a few nice meals or something...

brand0n · 09-07-2003, 08:02 AM

i would love her and squeze here and name her george

Sarah_Jayne · 09-07-2003, 11:53 AM

really, really sad

SleazyDream · 09-07-2003, 11:56 AM

i don't understand why anyone would wnat a dool when there are more women than men on the planet

09-07-2003, 04:27 AM	#1
imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	If I Had A Real Doll I Would... (ok not a pedo real doll, im talking about a good old legal hottie,) anyways if I had a real doll, the first thing I would do is have sex with it, but the second thing I would do, it cut out its left eyeball, and skull fuck it, because you know I never get to do any skull fucking in my day to day life, anyways what would you do to your real dolls? __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

09-07-2003, 04:29 AM	#3
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'd cuddle and talk philosophy until dawn. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	do you think they make a real hamster doll, or better yet, a juicy real doll, or a boneprone real doll, or a sleazy real doll, or a lensman real doll, or a lilerich3 you real dool, Id realy like to skull fuck that one, 2 times, __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

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Basher Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Uk_dude Posts: 1,168	I would'nt wast my money on one of those I meen they dont even do the cooking, cleaning or iorning __________________ my bum itches

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	you must be a very sick man ;)

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Bigdaddyhgh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tampa Fla Posts: 233	cause the left aint right!

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Basher Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Uk_dude Posts: 1,168	I suppose there is one bonus with them at least they shut the fuck up and stop fuckin moaning __________________ my bum itches

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	really, really sad

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