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mrthumbs · 09-05-2003, 12:25 PM

do they really work?

BigPinPin · 09-05-2003, 12:26 PM

take a look around. They do

freeadultcontent · 09-05-2003, 12:27 PM

They will for certain remove 14.95 from your finaces.

mrthumbs · 09-05-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigPinPin
take a look around. They do

Fletch XXX · 09-05-2003, 12:29 PM

No.

Its a Milton bradley household name.

Nothing more.

BigPinPin · 09-05-2003, 12:31 PM

they should include a dildo with sound....something like: uuuuuhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaa
not ooouuujaaaaaa

Shok · 09-05-2003, 12:31 PM

I have a hard time believing that Parker Brothers or Milton Bradley have some how tapped into the other side

mrthumbs · 09-05-2003, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigPinPin
they should include a dildo with sound....something like: uuuuuhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaa
not ooouuujaaaaaa

dude.. thats just SO not funny.

BigPinPin · 09-05-2003, 12:35 PM

no its not. but do you think its funny to sit in front of a wooden board and waiting for an answere from jesus?

Huggles · 09-05-2003, 12:35 PM

I asked a ouija board once if a certain sponsor converts, and it spelt out "S H A V E"

That was DAMN spooky

mrthumbs · 09-05-2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
I asked a ouija board once if a certain sponsor converts, and it spelt out "S H A V E"

That was DAMN spooky

i just asked my board if Ouija really works and it said
"im not sure"..

so that's why im asking.

chuk · 09-05-2003, 12:40 PM

I used a board to contact Satan once to fix the Nintendo - you know how all the originals nintendos do that annoying flashy-color-screen thing.

The stereo skipped through the 2 first discs and started playing Rob Zombie's Hellbilly Delux cd...twice in a row...and when I got the courage to go over to the Nintendo...I pushed the power button and BLAM!

The Nintendo worked great for 24 hours.

I guess after that I was supposed to pay up on my soul or something...but at least I got to play Contra!

Scott McD · 09-05-2003, 12:41 PM

The only time i asked one a question, it told me to Go Fuck Myself

Basher · 09-05-2003, 12:48 PM

Butrflied · 09-05-2003, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
I have a hard time believing that Parker Brothers or Milton Bradley have some how tapped into the other side

I have my mother's Ouiji board from the late 50's early 60's .. when Parker Brothers was based out of Salem, MA. Kinda cool having a devil board from the town of the witch trials.

MattO · 09-05-2003, 01:11 PM

they only work after you sacrafice a small animal and let it's blood run onto the board, preferrably a puppy

brand0n · 09-05-2003, 01:13 PM

no, they are a childs toy at best

Sarah_Jayne · 09-05-2003, 01:19 PM

been a good tool for screenwriters

Matt 26z · 09-05-2003, 01:43 PM

These boards are far from being a toy. Anyone who doubts them has never seriously used one.

It may be found in the toy aisle today, but Parker Brothers certainly did not invent the talking board.

atasy · 09-05-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Matt 26z
These boards are far from being a toy. Anyone who doubts them has never seriously used one.

It may be found in the toy aisle today, but Parker Brothers certainly did not invent the talking board.

I can tell this is a man who has used one. If you've ever actually used one you would never use it again..it's the freakiest shit you'll ever come in contact with.

If you think it's rigged, it's not. Myself and another person were using it and we thought it was bullshit even after a couple of times it moved and told us stuff. So I tested it by asking it what I was thinking and it was dead on..it spelled out exactly what I was thinking.

I ripped it up and threw it away (probably some sort of bad karma but I was skeered).

It also told me that they can see you through mirrors but it didn't just say 'mirrors', it spelled out where the mirror was in the house when we asked it how it could see us.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	These boards are far from being a toy. Anyone who doubts them has never seriously used one. It may be found in the toy aisle today, but Parker Brothers certainly did not invent the talking board.