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rpet · 09-05-2003, 10:22 AM

Whats going on?? Have any of you guys worried about getting investigated, or an old model sueing you, or claiming she was under age, maybe the irs coming after you, or feds raiding your house and arresting you? Or maybe you havent made a will and have kids. What would happened if you passed away?? Do you drive around the roads like crazy, and get speeding tickets?? Wouldnt it be great to not have to pay 300.00 for a lawyer when u get a ticket, or not have a lawyer and get fucked in the ass when u get a ticket.

I am offering legal insurance. THATS RIGHT!! We will represent you in court!! The company I deal with has a network of over 25,000 provider firms in over 50 states. Their is only two things they wont go to court for you for that is
1. DWI (Driving While Intoxicated)
2. DUI (Driving Under The Influence)

Anything else they will represent you. Also there are packages for business's also. So if you are in need personal and/or business legal protection then this is for you. Best of all the coverage is as low as 18.99 a month depending what state you live in!! I first joined in May and I have used the service twice. It is great.. you call them and tell them your situation, and they give you a referall to a lawyer in your area, or the area where you have to go to court!

You also get
1. Free legal contracts (and contract review)
2. Free legal documents
3. Free legal forms
4. Phone Consultations on Unlimited Matters
As a member, you can consult with your Provider Law Firm toll free by phone on any personal or business-related matter. Just call your Provider's toll-free number during regular business hours when you have a legal problem or question.
5.Phone Calls and Letters...
A phone call or letter from your Provider Lawyer can get you the results you want fast. Your Provider Lawyer will recommend a letter or phone call when that is the best step for you. Up to three preventive letters or telephone calls are available per membership year, with no more than two being related to the same legal subject matter. Plus, you'll receive two business letters each year on unrelated subject matters at no additional cost! Additional assistance for same subject at 25% discount.

6.Contract and Document Review...
You can have an unlimited number of any legal documents, up to ten pages each, reviewed by your Provider Lawyer.

7.Wills for You and Your Family...
A Will for you, and any other covered person, at no additional charge, not just a "simple" Will, but one that meets most Americans' needs. Trust preparation is available at a 25% discount.

8.Warranty Assistance...
Today too many Americans buy products that don't work -- washing machines that are defective in some way or automobile windows that won't roll up. Your Pre-Paid Provider Attorney will make preventive phone calls and write letters on your behalf to help you with warranty issues.

9.Review Leases and Other Documents...
Landlord/tenant disputes are commonplace today, and a properly worded and executed lease is your best protection. Let your Provider Lawyer review the lease on your primary residence before you sign it. Have questions about one you have already signed? Fax it to your Provider Lawyer for an explanation.

10.Assistance in Contacting Government Agencies...
It can be very confusing knowing which government agency you need to talk to. Should you, for example, talk to Social Security or Medicare? Call your Pre-Paid Legal Provider Lawyer for assistance.

11.Living Will Preparation...
Your Provider Lawyer will prepare your living will. Now you can inform your caregivers about your preferences regarding end-of-life treatment.

12.Health Care Proxy...
Your Provider Lawyer will prepare a document that permits you to appoint someone to make medical decisions for you when you become unable to make them for yourself.

13.Debt Collection Review and Advice...
If your Provider Lawyer agrees you have a valid and recoverable debt, he or she will give you preferred contingency fees for collection litigation as a Pre-Paid Legal member. Your Provider Lawyer fees will not exceed 25% in a debt collection case. Debt collection letters will be prepared for you at no charge.

14.Personal Financial Alternatives Review...
Your lawyer will provide the following benefits on an "unlimited" basis prior to the filing of a court action. Coverage includes:

Personal/joint bankruptcy
Out-of-court arrangements
Out-of-court settlements

15.Tenant Review and Advice...
Lease of property for personal use
Problems arising with landlord's failure to provide proper and necessary services to the tenant

17.Small Claims Court Advice...
You may need to file a claim in small claims court or you may be sued in small claims court. While your Provider Lawyer cannot represent you in small claims court, he or she will be available to discuss your claim with you over the phone and counsel you on how to prepare your case.

18.Consumer Protection Benefits...
Your Provider Lawyer will write preventive letters and make phone calls on your behalf to a third party when you need to enforce written or implied warranties or promises related to the lease or purchase of goods or services.

19.Legal Advice in Matters Relating to Social Security, Medicare and Veteran's Benefits...
Your Provider Lawyer will advise you in matters involving Social Security, Medicare, and Veteran's Benefits. Now you have a lawyer on your side when problems or questions arise with these benefits.

20.Legal Advice on Settlement of an Estate...
Help ease the worry so often involved with the settlement of an estate by having your Provider Lawyer available to answer questions.

21.IRS Audit Legal Services
Pre-Paid Legal Services takes the bite out of an IRS audit! When you are notified in writing of an IRS audit or are requested to appear at the IRS about your tax return, you'll receive representation under this benefit.

My services are through a company called Pre-Paid Legal Services. They are not some startup company that provides a half ass service. They have been around for over 20 years. They are listed on the New York Stock Excahnge (PPD), and they service hundreds of thousands of customers. I dont know if anyone on GFY has this insurance but I am sure anyone who has it will attest that it is excellent. For under 350.00 a year you get full legal protection, will preperation, tax help and advice and more.

If you are interested in this contact me,
Rpet
[email protected]
ICQ: 300946945
AIM: richplaya1
www.adultaffiliateservices.com

tony286 · 09-05-2003, 11:30 AM

Have you asked Pre paid legal if they will defend pornographers? An absence of a no doesnt mean yes.

Carlito · 09-05-2003, 11:41 AM

lol - will you guys replace a failed hard drive if the amount of work & design is proven? [Considering I was already insured when it happened.]

Ironic as it may seem I lost my work hard drive, then the backup hard drive within three days of each other. TONS of work & paysites.

rpet · 09-05-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Have you asked Pre paid legal if they will defend pornographers? An absence of a no doesnt mean yes.

Yes they will. They will defend you personally, and if you have a business account they will defend your company also.

Thanks,
Rpet

tony286 · 09-05-2003, 03:12 PM

Did you ask them or are you assumming?

brand0n · 09-05-2003, 03:15 PM

as if i dont get enuff prepaid legal spam

and then like 3 friends of mine got in on this, so i had to hear it from them as well

you know prepaid isnt like breaking news right, most people here have been spammed before, and im sure by now if any of them thought it was a good idea they joined

09-05-2003, 10:22 AM	#1
rpet Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York Posts: 537	Adult Webmaster Legal Insurance Whats going on?? Have any of you guys worried about getting investigated, or an old model sueing you, or claiming she was under age, maybe the irs coming after you, or feds raiding your house and arresting you? Or maybe you havent made a will and have kids. What would happened if you passed away?? Do you drive around the roads like crazy, and get speeding tickets?? Wouldnt it be great to not have to pay 300.00 for a lawyer when u get a ticket, or not have a lawyer and get fucked in the ass when u get a ticket. I am offering legal insurance. THATS RIGHT!! We will represent you in court!! The company I deal with has a network of over 25,000 provider firms in over 50 states. Their is only two things they wont go to court for you for that is 1. DWI (Driving While Intoxicated) 2. DUI (Driving Under The Influence) Anything else they will represent you. Also there are packages for business's also. So if you are in need personal and/or business legal protection then this is for you. Best of all the coverage is as low as 18.99 a month depending what state you live in!! I first joined in May and I have used the service twice. It is great.. you call them and tell them your situation, and they give you a referall to a lawyer in your area, or the area where you have to go to court! You also get 1. Free legal contracts (and contract review) 2. Free legal documents 3. Free legal forms 4. Phone Consultations on Unlimited Matters As a member, you can consult with your Provider Law Firm toll free by phone on any personal or business-related matter. Just call your Provider's toll-free number during regular business hours when you have a legal problem or question. 5.Phone Calls and Letters... A phone call or letter from your Provider Lawyer can get you the results you want fast. Your Provider Lawyer will recommend a letter or phone call when that is the best step for you. Up to three preventive letters or telephone calls are available per membership year, with no more than two being related to the same legal subject matter. Plus, you'll receive two business letters each year on unrelated subject matters at no additional cost! Additional assistance for same subject at 25% discount. 6.Contract and Document Review... You can have an unlimited number of any legal documents, up to ten pages each, reviewed by your Provider Lawyer. 7.Wills for You and Your Family... A Will for you, and any other covered person, at no additional charge, not just a "simple" Will, but one that meets most Americans' needs. Trust preparation is available at a 25% discount. 8.Warranty Assistance... Today too many Americans buy products that don't work -- washing machines that are defective in some way or automobile windows that won't roll up. Your Pre-Paid Provider Attorney will make preventive phone calls and write letters on your behalf to help you with warranty issues. 9.Review Leases and Other Documents... Landlord/tenant disputes are commonplace today, and a properly worded and executed lease is your best protection. Let your Provider Lawyer review the lease on your primary residence before you sign it. Have questions about one you have already signed? Fax it to your Provider Lawyer for an explanation. 10.Assistance in Contacting Government Agencies... It can be very confusing knowing which government agency you need to talk to. Should you, for example, talk to Social Security or Medicare? Call your Pre-Paid Legal Provider Lawyer for assistance. 11.Living Will Preparation... Your Provider Lawyer will prepare your living will. Now you can inform your caregivers about your preferences regarding end-of-life treatment. 12.Health Care Proxy... Your Provider Lawyer will prepare a document that permits you to appoint someone to make medical decisions for you when you become unable to make them for yourself. 13.Debt Collection Review and Advice... If your Provider Lawyer agrees you have a valid and recoverable debt, he or she will give you preferred contingency fees for collection litigation as a Pre-Paid Legal member. Your Provider Lawyer fees will not exceed 25% in a debt collection case. Debt collection letters will be prepared for you at no charge. 14.Personal Financial Alternatives Review... Your lawyer will provide the following benefits on an "unlimited" basis prior to the filing of a court action. Coverage includes: Personal/joint bankruptcy Out-of-court arrangements Out-of-court settlements 15.Tenant Review and Advice... Lease of property for personal use Problems arising with landlord's failure to provide proper and necessary services to the tenant 17.Small Claims Court Advice... You may need to file a claim in small claims court or you may be sued in small claims court. While your Provider Lawyer cannot represent you in small claims court, he or she will be available to discuss your claim with you over the phone and counsel you on how to prepare your case. 18.Consumer Protection Benefits... Your Provider Lawyer will write preventive letters and make phone calls on your behalf to a third party when you need to enforce written or implied warranties or promises related to the lease or purchase of goods or services. 19.Legal Advice in Matters Relating to Social Security, Medicare and Veteran's Benefits... Your Provider Lawyer will advise you in matters involving Social Security, Medicare, and Veteran's Benefits. Now you have a lawyer on your side when problems or questions arise with these benefits. 20.Legal Advice on Settlement of an Estate... Help ease the worry so often involved with the settlement of an estate by having your Provider Lawyer available to answer questions. 21.IRS Audit Legal Services Pre-Paid Legal Services takes the bite out of an IRS audit! When you are notified in writing of an IRS audit or are requested to appear at the IRS about your tax return, you'll receive representation under this benefit. My services are through a company called Pre-Paid Legal Services. They are not some startup company that provides a half ass service. They have been around for over 20 years. They are listed on the New York Stock Excahnge (PPD), and they service hundreds of thousands of customers. I dont know if anyone on GFY has this insurance but I am sure anyone who has it will attest that it is excellent. For under 350.00 a year you get full legal protection, will preperation, tax help and advice and more. If you are interested in this contact me, Rpet [email protected] ICQ: 300946945 AIM: richplaya1 www.adultaffiliateservices.com __________________ sig too big Last edited by rpet; 09-05-2003 at 10:36 AM..

09-05-2003, 03:15 PM	#6
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09-05-2003, 11:30 AM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Have you asked Pre paid legal if they will defend pornographers? An absence of a no doesnt mean yes.

09-05-2003, 11:41 AM	#3
Carlito Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 856	lol - will you guys replace a failed hard drive if the amount of work & design is proven? [Considering I was already insured when it happened.] Ironic as it may seem I lost my work hard drive, then the backup hard drive within three days of each other. TONS of work & paysites.

09-05-2003, 03:12 PM	#5
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Did you ask them or are you assumming?