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Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
what, in your opinion are the top factors that makes a tour actually convert the surfer into a member
Leading.

That's it. Lead your customer. Don't throw a bunch of random shit out there and hope for the best. You HAVE to lead them. I'm not a fisherman, but I would guess it's alot like fishing. Lead them with bait, and once you hook 'em, reel 'em in. There is a flow to a website.... that flow can take many different shapes, but ultimately, you must lead your customer to the buy. If the site is haphazardly strewn about, you're shooting at fish in a barrel hoping to get lucky.

Naughty 09-03-2003 06:34 PM

Does your girl have new jopb prospects yet? If they don't come along (I believe her job was part of the reason you were able to move there), will you move back?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by calm


Conveniently the cost of your new house, no? Suprisingly affortable :).

has nothing to do with my house. Just a number I plucked outta my ass.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Boxers or briefs?
actually, sport boxers.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
2 Questions
Are tourists a target for thugs and thieves in Hawaii?
Is Maui Wowee really as good as they say it is?

1. Yes, but it depends on where you go. O'ahu is bad. Maui is not so bad. Resorts are pretty much safe. Staying with Kama'aina is as safe as it gets.

2. I don't smoke ganja or do any other drugs, so I don't know.

KMR Stitch 09-03-2003 06:38 PM

If I come to Hawaii are we gonna go surfing? No lessons needed here.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
Is Gary hiding at your place??? :Graucho
No. Gary is pissing me off. I spent two years cultivating a VERY close and personal as well as business relationship with this guy, and he has vanished into the night without so much as a fucking goodbye.

For that, Gary is now dead to me.

Donny 09-03-2003 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

No. Gary is pissing me off. I spent two years cultivating a VERY close and personal as well as business relationship with this guy, and he has vanished into the night without so much as a fucking goodbye.

For that, Gary is now dead to me.

Who is Gary?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Is the glass half full or half empty?
Makes no difference, my bar is fully stocked at all times so I can always refill the glass.

Sassyass 09-03-2003 06:40 PM

How many tattoos do you have.

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

my first guess would be get rid of the baby blue

My thoughts exactly... what other colors do you sugest? I know there is a whole phsycology to colors, but - in a nutshell please.

SilverTab 09-03-2003 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

No. Gary is pissing me off. I spent two years cultivating a VERY close and personal as well as business relationship with this guy, and he has vanished into the night without so much as a fucking goodbye.

For that, Gary is now dead to me.

I hear ya...you knew him for longer than I did....
Was just wondering...he might have called you or ICQ you or something....

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Phoz
Q1: Which per-signup sponsor currently converts the best with general TGP traffic?

Q2: I'm sick of sucky TGP traffic and horrible conversions, what should I turn to with no or little (>$500) investment needed?

1. I can't give you an answer based on any kind of real data, because I'm so out of the TGP game I don;t even know what they look like these days. My standard answer to this is, Adult Platinum has sites that convert well for the right kind of traffic. But if you're looking for a traffic versus conversion pro.... I'm the wrong guy.

2. Honestly? Save your money, and start studying. Study people, personalities, sponsor programs, techniques, tips, tricks,.... literally everything. Along the way, if something specific clicks in your mind..... follow it all the way. The money you saved, you can now put to use. Don't spend your hard earned cash on a whim. Wait until you are confident it will yield results.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Seiously - what can I do (short of hiring you for 3/4 of a Million dollars) to improve my tour. Sorry, had to get the smart ass questions out first. www.povporn.com/welcome.html
Nothing. I'm exclusive to Adult.com. I gave my word and no amount of cash or begging will break that. Not for friends, not for buddies, not for cash, not for anything. That's what I am. I'm the real deal. When I give my word, it's as concrete as it gets.

If the day comes when I'm freelance again, I'll let everyone know, but until then, good luck with your project.

Sassyass 09-03-2003 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Seiously - what can I do (short of hiring you for 3/4 of a Million dollars) to improve my tour. Sorry, had to get the smart ass questions out first. www.povporn.com/welcome.html
Powder blue promotes the "Soft, cuddly, porn slut girls" Men are not turned on by powder blue.
I would suggest that you accent your Powder blue with some Black or Silver (Grey) Navy is another proven man color, but your page has enough blue (in my opinion) already.

35-60 year old women Pastel Orange, Earth tones
16 - 35 year old women Powder colors pinks, yellow, blues, SOFT reds

16 - 25 men Black, Silver (Chrome, steal) Neon blue, Green and red
25 + Browns, Navy, Darker earth tones (bark, leather)

Very basic over view of the studies I did when building some larger e-commerce sites.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
dont you think its WRONG to be "wasting" most of your life (at this point) on a message board? plz tell me, for I have the same problem as you do :(
I've never considered my time at GFY a waste. I came here with certain strategies and plans, and have fulfilled most of them and beyond. And I continue to follow the strategies I laid out in the beginning, with some minor alterations, and have adapted them to the situation at hand. It still works. Just because I may or may not be misunderstood, misinterpreted, thought a fool, believed to be unstable and psychotic, does not have any bearing on my long term strategy or goals.

I'm doing just fine doing what I do, and I don't forsee changing the base formula any time soon. i will surely continue to change and adapt, but by no means am I "wasting" my time here. :winkwink:

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Powder blue promotes the "Soft, cuddly, porn slut girls" Men are not turned on by powder blue.
I would suggest that you accent your Powder blue with some Black or Silver (Grey) Navy is another proven man color, but your page has enough blue (in my opinion) already.

35-60 year old women Pastel Orange, Earth tones
16 - 35 year old women Powder colors pinks, yellow, blues, SOFT reds

16 - 25 men Black, Silver (Chrome, steal) Neon blue, Green and red
25 + Browns, Navy, Darker earth tones (bark, leather)

Very basic over view of the studies I did when building some larger e-commerce sites.

Thanks!!!:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
If I wanted to come to Hawaii and take photos of one of my models naked on the beach, could we stay at your house?
possibly. I am not a boarding house, but it could probably be worked out if we talked about it.

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:56 PM

How about bringing back the big wave surfer "OWNED" sig? That was gnarly.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

Amp how can I increase my ratios as far as scoring with women?

The last few months ratios have dipped , seems i have to work harder to get my balls licked!!!!! Any ideas?

HEARTBREAKER 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

QUESTION: are you man enough?? or you're one of those who have chapel hotpegs? (no offense)

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by mjrools23
what programs do u use to design
Macromedia Fireworks MX
Macromedia Dreamweaver MX
Adobe Photoshop
JASC Paintshop Pro
ACDSee
Character Map
Arles Image
The Font thing
Dreamsuite
and a few others I'd rather not divulge.
:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
Does your girl have new jopb prospects yet? If they don't come along (I believe her job was part of the reason you were able to move there), will you move back?
A few... not many. Her job was not a compelling factor in moving here, it was simply a fortunate field to be in for her that she was able to find work here. Work on Maui is thin at best. There just isn't much of anything.

No, we'll not be moving back to the mainland. I will tend bar on a daycruise ship before I move back. Maui is my home now.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
IS your cock meaty or plump?
Well?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
If I come to Hawaii are we gonna go surfing? No lessons needed here.
sure.... if there's surf. Been flat all summer. Hopefully that'll change soon. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass
How many tattoos do you have.
I lost track a long time ago.... they all run together now. Last actual count was around 32

Sassyass 09-03-2003 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Macromedia Fireworks MX
Macromedia Dreamweaver MX
Adobe Photoshop
JASC Paintshop Pro
ACDSee
Character Map
Arles Image
The Font thing
Dreamsuite
and a few others I'd rather not divulge.
:winkwink:

you get the 2004 stuff yet?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Amp how can I increase my ratios as far as scoring with women?

The last few months ratios have dipped , seems i have to work harder to get my balls licked!!!!! Any ideas?

don't know.... I've never "hunted" women, so I can't really answer this one.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by MSB
QUESTION: are you man enough?? or you're one of those who have chapel hotpegs? (no offense)
huh?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
How about bringing back the big wave surfer "OWNED" sig? That was gnarly.
everyone said they hated it, so I killed it.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

AMP what did you think of my radio appearance earlier today?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


Well?

answered on page 1.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass


you get the 2004 stuff yet?

not yet.... looking forward to it though. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
AMP what did you think of my radio appearance earlier today?
didn't catch the broadcast.... sorry.

RobD 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

What is the Matrix?:Graucho

sexeducation 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

Where Vaginal Orgasm is defined as the stimulation of the interior vaginal walls by object/penis insertion (and not G-spot stimulation) - but purely from intercourse ...

Where is the SCIENTIFIC PROOF that vaginal orgasm exists?
Any website - any where will do.

J-Reel 09-03-2003 07:11 PM

Do you like Poi ?

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:14 PM

Why did god bless me with such sexy looks?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by RobD
What is the Matrix?:Graucho
GFY is the Matrix.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:16 PM

Are you friends with any guidos?


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