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Old 09-01-2003, 05:35 AM   #1
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Virus Warning: You Might Have One of These
The following is a list of recently discovered
new computer viruses:



The AL GORE Virus
(Causes your computer to just keep counting
and counting)

The CLINTON Virus
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

The LEWINSKY virus
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did)

The RONALD REAGAN virus
(Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored)

The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes)

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
(Deletes all old files)

The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
(Disks can no longer be inserted)

The PROZAC virus
(Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care)

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
(Only attacks minor files)

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
(Terminates some files and leaves,
but will be back)

The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:32 AM   #2
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nike virus - just does it
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:41 AM   #3
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Hehehe Nice
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:43 AM   #4
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:46 AM   #5
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:50 AM   #6
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The LEWINSKY virus -- that's my girl!
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:53 AM   #7
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:12 AM   #8
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The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes)

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Old 09-01-2003, 08:14 AM   #9
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:16 AM   #10
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STUPID FUCK hehehehehee

good one, any left ???
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:14 AM   #12
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:19 AM   #13
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the EscortBiz virus - Makes a thread that takes you back in time
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:23 AM   #14
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the EscortBiz virus - Makes a thread that takes you back in time
im not a celeb
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:32 AM   #15
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im not a celeb
aren't ya?
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:37 AM   #16
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James Dean Virus -
Causes your computer to crash and die
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:49 AM   #17
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the elvis virus-kills your hd while u are on the crapper
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