I went boating today and just before my friends arrived I decided to take the boat out for a test run to see how big the waves were out on the open lake. So I get back into the harbor, and go slow like always. I?m a long way away from the sailboats and this one asshole starts screaming to me about my wake. I have almost ZERO wake - next to nothing but he goes on a tangent. I dock my boat and tie it up and he comes stomping down the finger dock yelling at me about the wake (it?s long wooden floating finger dock). I ignore him, he?s like 5'8 and 160 lbs soaking wet, I?m 6'3 and over 300lbs. He?s in a RAGE, and calls me a bunch of names.I know there?s no reasoning with him so I do the smart thing and walk away. As I?m walking away I reach my breaking point and I turn and bark out ?fuck off? to him. He stops cold. I can be scarry when I want to be. I continue to walk away and he starts yelling that he?s going to report me to the harbor master. In true GFY spirit I turn and tell him to make sure he tells mommy too. This sends him into a TOTAL fit - he curses and yells and scurries off to the harbor master?s office. 20 mins later I get a call from the harbor master, seems he freaked out in there too. The harbor master didn?t believe him though, the idiot didn?t? realize that I?ve known the harbor master for my whole life and I grew up with and am good friends with his son.
Afterwards keep thinking about how I wanted sooooo bad to toss that little fucker into the lake. But I know that if I laid a hand on him, even in total self defense, he would charge me and all a judge would see is 6'3 300+lbs me and 5'nothing 160lbs him.
Afterwards keep thinking about how I wanted sooooo bad to toss that little fucker into the lake. But I know that if I laid a hand on him, even in total self defense, he would charge me and all a judge would see is 6'3 300+lbs me and 5'nothing 160lbs him.
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