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Jace 01-17-2004 02:33 AM

i am trying to think of something to do with shaving....i am too tired

brand0n 01-17-2004 02:37 AM

i have to get in on this while the getting is good.

Yngwie 01-17-2004 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster?
yes, it will increase you computer's speed by 10 times. It is what they call a Continueum Transponder (SP?) it uses space technology 1000 years ahead of earths technology. a form of lightspeed architecture that uses dilithium crystal to induce a burst of "syper juice" into the processor which in turn feeds some to the ram. In the end your pc increases speed of 10 times or more. Right now you can only order it from Pluto but they do not shit to other planets as of yet, but they will as soon as they can lower the shipping costs. it is called a light bulb because it's spherical in shape and the "light" comes from the lightspeed architecture. They also have an item a step above whive they call a Fluorencent light. this uses some of the same technology only with a few differences that are very secret. This will speed your pc up by 1000 times.

lol

that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Yngwie

maxdaname 01-17-2004 05:06 AM

What is a FAQ?:1orglaugh

MadCap 01-17-2004 05:12 AM

un fucking beleiveable.





:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Time to start a lightbulb changing biz

Ash@phpFX 01-17-2004 05:49 AM

:1orglaugh
what about the people that hire offshore workers to change lightbulbs at a fraction of the cost?

AdultNex 01-17-2004 05:51 AM

Mine was better:

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...ht=lightb ulb

:Graucho

Carrie 01-17-2004 06:24 AM

5 people to claim that GE is shaving, and post proof - pictures of 4-pack light bulbs where one is broken.

10 people associated with GE or afraid of GE to post that the photos were photoshopped and the original 5 are dirty scammers.

4 to ask for proof.

15 to re-quote the original proof posts.

3 to bump it everyday for a week so no one forgets that GE shaves.

1500 to forget it 9 days later.

Yngwie 01-17-2004 06:25 AM

General Electric is shaving? MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

The Other Steve 01-17-2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
It's time to bring back ketadream too.
Yeah - so he can pay back the money he took from people for content he never had

Scott McD 01-17-2004 01:09 PM

50 dumb gfyer's...


:glugglug

Spunky 01-17-2004 01:11 PM

None...I get the maid to do it :glugglug

.nihilist 01-17-2004 01:19 PM

:)

The Other Steve 01-17-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
It's time to bring back ketadream too.
Yeah - so he can pay back the money he took from people for content he never had

Herb Kornfield 01-17-2004 04:44 PM

www.lightbulb-TGP.com is looking for all those with Lightbulb traffic!

Conversions are 5:1 and climbing!!!

We have the Following Niches open for partner accounts:

Blacklights! - Ebony Lightbulbs for illuminating your favorite day glo posters with acid drawings on them.

Redlights! - Stop lights or red lazer pointers, heat lamps.

YellowLights! - Paper lamps with cool asian designs on them.

BrightLights! - Kleig lights and other high powered outdoor lighting preferably something blinding.

BlueLights! - Tanning salon lighting and Kmart specials.

GangLights! - Multiple bulb configurations in one lamp ( or more)

Interracial - various colored lights in one lamp.

ICQ me at 255.255.255.0 for more info on massive traffic to your site.

Head 01-17-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonCorleone
And then there's people like me who just don't give a shit.
:1orglaugh

MeatAxe 01-17-2004 05:11 PM

:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 01-18-2004 06:50 PM

I forgot this thread, so i was checking it out and then I saw my own posts and I was like WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED!!!

Then I saw the dates and I remembered.. :glugglug

Tala 01-18-2004 06:58 PM

:1orglaugh

Daen 01-18-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct...
I think that you will find that the industry correct term is filament.

psyko514 01-18-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.
me too.

eroswebmaster 01-18-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.
Now that one was funny.

RedShoe 02-29-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketadream
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
... I've been waiting everyday for 6 months to bump this thread.. I can't wait any longer.

And thus the joke completes the cycle.

Illicit 02-29-2004 04:38 PM

exactly how much time do you have on your hands to come up with that post ?!?

alan-l 02-29-2004 04:44 PM

guess you forgot people posting 'owned' or similar pics :winkwink:

RedShoe 06-28-2005 10:42 AM

This was bookmarked. And now... I can delete the bookmark.

Barefootsies 06-28-2005 10:45 AM

HOWLING FUCKING LAUGHTA!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You forgot 5,234 to say some variant of..

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see sig
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and so on

MrAwesome 06-28-2005 10:55 AM

67 posts proving his point

FilthyRob 06-28-2005 11:20 AM

Nice post, very entertaining

GammaCash_Dom 06-28-2005 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
HOWLING FUCKING LAUGHTA!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You forgot 5,234 to say some variant of..

sig spot
see sig
sig spot secured

and so on

Fuck you beat me at the finish line :1orglaugh


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