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ParasiteTV · 08-29-2003, 02:47 PM

The Joy of Drugs

Let's face the facts, life is dull. Ya wake up, go to work, and come home only to find your overweight, insignificant other eating the remainder of the haggen daaz. We've teamed up with a local biker gang to bring you countless ways of turning the mundane into a blast...

Cocaine: Enjoy hours of meaningless discussion with strangers! Sit at the bar and salivate while talking about interesting topics such as; the meaning of life, the meaning of the meaning of life, and life with no meaning. All you need is an extra line or two and you can make new friends! Offer that bitch a line and talk about sex for hours!

Crack: It?s one of the only drugs that enables you to get a blowjob by a 18 year old crack addict? who says drugs are bad? The piss stained alley never looked so good! You can also spend countless hours searching the ground for more crack, just imagine what you could discover!

Extacy: Feel beautiful while you twist your mouth into awkward shapes, love everybody no matter how ugly or annoying they are. Feel like Liza the drag queen is your best friend, so what if you just met?! Tell everybody your darkest secrets while they moan with understanding?

Weed: Sit around and think about doing stuff! Gorge yourself with bread and ketchup while discussing 9/11 conspiracy theories with other lazy bastards like yourself! Or stare around the room with eyes wild with paranoia as you wonder about who's talking bad about you, shhhhhhhhhh... they're looking...

Acid: Your hands never looked so freaky? Stare at lightbulbs, ceilings and trees with awe. Close the lights and spin your cigarette in circles, really, really fast! Whoa, those trails sure are freaky!

This has been a paid advertisment by the Montreal Bikers Association.

brand0n · 08-29-2003, 02:49 PM

fuck the Montreal Bikers Association

GrimShawn · 08-29-2003, 02:53 PM

This is your brain on drugs!

Any questions? if so see sig!

08-29-2003, 02:47 PM	#1
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	The Joy of Drugs The Joy of Drugs Let's face the facts, life is dull. Ya wake up, go to work, and come home only to find your overweight, insignificant other eating the remainder of the haggen daaz. We've teamed up with a local biker gang to bring you countless ways of turning the mundane into a blast... Cocaine: Enjoy hours of meaningless discussion with strangers! Sit at the bar and salivate while talking about interesting topics such as; the meaning of life, the meaning of the meaning of life, and life with no meaning. All you need is an extra line or two and you can make new friends! Offer that bitch a line and talk about sex for hours! Crack: It?s one of the only drugs that enables you to get a blowjob by a 18 year old crack addict? who says drugs are bad? The piss stained alley never looked so good! You can also spend countless hours searching the ground for more crack, just imagine what you could discover! Extacy: Feel beautiful while you twist your mouth into awkward shapes, love everybody no matter how ugly or annoying they are. Feel like Liza the drag queen is your best friend, so what if you just met?! Tell everybody your darkest secrets while they moan with understanding? Weed: Sit around and think about doing stuff! Gorge yourself with bread and ketchup while discussing 9/11 conspiracy theories with other lazy bastards like yourself! Or stare around the room with eyes wild with paranoia as you wonder about who's talking bad about you, shhhhhhhhhh... they're looking... Acid: Your hands never looked so freaky? Stare at lightbulbs, ceilings and trees with awe. Close the lights and spin your cigarette in circles, really, really fast! Whoa, those trails sure are freaky! This has been a paid advertisment by the Montreal Bikers Association. __________________

08-29-2003, 02:49 PM	#2
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	fuck the Montreal Bikers Association __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-29-2003, 02:53 PM	#3
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	This is your brain on drugs! Any questions? if so see sig!