what would you do if you lost your dick due to an auto accident or something similar.
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I would make a strap on that clipped to my stump and open a paysite....ICQ 78681003Comment
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suck my thumb?Comment
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I'd put flyers around the neighborhood offering a reward for whoever finds it and returns it to me
and if it didn't pop up I'd sue FordComment
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i don't have a dick. it's never really been a problem for me
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Probably pee on my shoes a lotMichael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing
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Originally posted by DrGuile
I would masturbate less.
Just less?
I hopefully wont loose mine.
If I do I'll have to become Goldmember!
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go to the swapmeet and cruise garage sales until I found it or a nice Louisville Slugger to use as a replacementComment
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I would find a doctor who could make me a new oneComment
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Buy a strap on ;)Comment
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Propbably get alot more work done, get in much less trouble and experience a Zenlike state of peace.
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Yes... I agree with that.. Except i'd prolly spend all my time moping :POriginally posted by MarkTiarra
Propbably get alot more work done, get in much less trouble and experience a Zenlike state of peace.Comment
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I'd prolly just go all way and become a eunuch, that way I won't have sexual urges and no cock to get off with.Comment
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Sue somebody?
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/L...al_errors.html
After 67-year-old Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer, he came out of surgery missing more than he ever expected. His penis and testicles were gone.Comment
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Maybe I'd be relieved that I was addiction free?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._nm/penis_dc_1
A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.Comment
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Try anal?
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i'd put up posters
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Originally posted by Lane
Try anal?
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Become a tranny
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i would have me created a robo dick
and i would save the world!
" ROBODICK on "
i can see it now yessssss
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Pretty Obvious ...
First I would be like "This is not happening!"
Secondly: Öh man am I ever mad i lost my dick!"
Then "Please god let me have my dick back, I will do anything!"
Next ... I would be very bummed out that i didn't have a dick any more.
And finally I would accept the fact that I no longer had a dick and get some electrodes hooked up to my balls so I could still get off.
Yeah i think that is about right.Comment
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Get some Miracle Grow...and start the process...Originally posted by SENSEX
I would find a doctor who could make me a new one
http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html
In the beginning they made a cut on his forearm and stitched an expander in there v a 12 centimeter empty latex cylinder. A certain amount of physical solution was injected in the expander daily, the skin was expanding and growing taking the shape of a penis. This organ was growing on guy-s arm for 10 months! Finally the doctors cut it away from Malik-s forearm together with the feeding artery, made an urethra in it and sew it to the place where it should be.Comment
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