Hey I do it all the time, saves me screwing up my sheets

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Thats sexy...

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It's good for her hair ;)

LOL at you guys calling this post BS.

I wont argue, it does sound BS... but that's why it's so funny... it's all true :1orglaugh

I know it is.

and no man its not rape.

You need to loosen up a bit. The world isnt out to get ya.

liar.

Ya, Just nut all in her face...

That should wake her ass up.

Trust me it works...

:D

this sounds familiar to a story I heard recently.


Some guy offered women $100 a piece to test a new facial cream

he took them to a room, blindfolded them, and jerked off on their faces.

Later, a women relized she'd been duped, and went to the police.

The police couldn't charge him on sexual assault or indescent exposure (the girls were blindfolded). Eventually they got him on some stupid crime and he got probation.... interesting story though.

50 :1orglaugh

:stoned: hahaha why the fuck post that shit to begin with...

at least after she got her worth she fell asleep and u dont have to listen to the bitch nagging and so forth

and i wouldnt be doin it while shes asleep , why dun u just wake her up an ask for a handjob or some shit , sounds to me like u have some sort of fucked up fetish with unconscious people
what if she was dead ? would u still get ur jollies jerkin over her corpse u sick fuck

and i can think of tons of better shit to jerk off to rather than some bitch whos asleep

why dont u start tit fuckin the bitch an waker her up and shit
and have a bong whilst doing so man trustme that is better
timing ur bong hit right at the point of ejaculation and holding it in and releaing at the same time as u ejaculate is an art and its fucken good buzz too , try that shit man

also who wants some galleries ? email me some shit and i can submit yas some if not get fucked ya hahahahas and bong the fuck on !!!

:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :321GFY

fiddy

could u film and post a clip? then we all can see what u are doing and really tell you what we think

Just do her while she's asleep thats not rape, that should wake her up!

UMMMM? That's a new one!:thumbsup

hell a lot of them are asleep when they're walking around....






























but then again that goes for both genders really...

nice joke :1orglaugh

I think someone should make a site with this content-I bet it would sell very well:winkwink:

There actually is a niche devoted to the sleeping model/wife/girlfriend. Voyeur submission sites get a lot of that material, though it's more of a fetish thing and most voyeurs don't get off on it.

yes it is.

shes playing possum and secretly videotaping you wanking so she can show all your friends at the next party....:1orglaugh

sick boy,, blow it in a glass and then pur it on her face

:1orglaugh

BUMP

I have done it.... LOL

That brought back memories...... :1orglaugh

:Graucho Go fur it big guy.

my girl likes when i do that =)

i always tyhought it would make a good niche thats why i got womensleeping.com :)

got some prelim shots from a chick have to dig em up

:1orglaugh I don't think everyone got that.

your still a piece of shit though aaronm.

Talk to Doctor Ruth. she might be able to help ya

classic.....

*jacks off furiously*

hahaha this is a funny thread...

Did this really need to be dug up all the way from back in 2003? Funny thread though...

hmm.. sounds fun :1orglaugh

Aaahahahaa..!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i miss rage

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Try talking to some www.camgirls.com when she's asleep. :winkwink:

oh shit that made me lol so hard :)

every 4 years