Oh thank heaven, the end of SWOIT sigs! - GoFuckYourself.com

jasonir · 08-25-2003, 06:28 PM

Dear Webmaster

Thank for for participating in the Swoit SigCash program.

This innovative program was introduced a few months ago as a way to reward webmasters for posting on popular adult chat forums with a Swoit graphic in their signature line. This has resulted in a few thousand dollars being paid to webmasters for their efforts since its inception.

After a review of SigCash, we have made the decision that is it a good time to finish the per-impression component of the promotion. It is met all of its intended goals, given unprecedented exposure to the program and attracted many active webmasters to Swoit. Therefore the SigCash will resume its previous promotional offer of 5% recurring commissions on all affiliate referrals as of the 1st of September.

Swoit has grown to almost 170 sites, and with our new backup processor - IBill - in place, conversions are once again looking very competitive. Our $25 per signup + $10 recurring program is performing well, with webmasters enjoying a good per-signup rate as well as residual income each month from the recurring component.

Thank you again for your effort in participating in this program and we look forward to bringing you more promotional offers shortly.

Regards,

The Swoit Team

detoxed · 08-25-2003, 06:30 PM

finally

spamofon · 08-25-2003, 06:30 PM

they pay for impressions??
goddamn where do i sing up?

Spunky · 08-25-2003, 06:31 PM

Whats next with Swoit...

dirtyone · 08-25-2003, 06:31 PM

Ding dong the witch is dead.

Dirty F · 08-25-2003, 06:31 PM

THANK GOD!!!

I have turned off sigs because of this shit but i wasnt able to turn of all those MORONS posting MORON posts.

MattO · 08-25-2003, 06:31 PM

08-25-2003, 06:32 PM

lets all sing in harmony

alias · 08-25-2003, 06:32 PM

0wn3d

stocktrader23 · 08-25-2003, 06:32 PM

Ahaha, I think I'll still dillute the market for the whores till the end of August.

Muahahaha

I Am The Walrus · 08-25-2003, 06:32 PM

thank fuck for that

what is swoit btw? never bothered to click any of those buttons coz they were all over the place... made it look like the program was over promoted

Chris · 08-25-2003, 06:33 PM

I wonder if they will close out all accounts and pay what is owed

LadyMischief · 08-25-2003, 06:34 PM

What about all those poor little guys who were getting their McDonalds money from swoit? Man, what a shitty move on Swoit's part! All those poor bereft people without their big macs.

GeXus · 08-25-2003, 06:36 PM

This is good news.. I have been talking with swoit recently about spams I have been receiving in my email as well as the board spamming.. Today I was told that things will be resolved.

Swoit!

Swoit · 08-25-2003, 06:38 PM

Boy you poeple are quick - just came over here to post it :-)

Quote:

I wonder if they will close out all accounts and pay what is owed

Not going to be closing any accounts, but just make sure your payment details are correct and we'll square-up any $$ owing from sig-cash.

Quote:

All those poor bereft people without their big macs.

We've done our community service! Next!

Steve

Chris · 08-25-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
What about all those poor little guys who were getting their McDonalds money from swoit? Man, what a shitty move on Swoit's part! All those poor bereft people without their big macs.

there will be another company right around the corner

Lane · 08-25-2003, 06:40 PM

maybe nobody will even go over the minimum payout and they wont even have to pay those little fucks

whats the minimum for the payouts?

Chris · 08-25-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swoit
Not going to be closing any accounts, but just make sure your payment details are correct and we'll square-up any $$ owing from sig-cash.

Steve

so even if people ( me ) didnt reach the min payout you will still send out cash ? If so , when will this be done?

Swoit · 08-25-2003, 06:42 PM

Yes, we're going to square up any owing payments. It's the only responsible thing to do if you finish a promotion IMHO.

If it's below the threshold, we will paypal or check.

Steve

Chris · 08-25-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swoit
Yes, we're going to square up any owing payments. It's the only responsible thing to do if you finish a promotion IMHO.

If it's below the threshold, we will paypal or check.

Steve

RIght on , my paypal is fucked so i went ahead and switched over to a check just now

Chris · 08-25-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
maybe nobody will even go over the minimum payout and they wont even have to pay those little fucks

whats the minimum for the payouts?

50$ and it takes about two and a half weeks to get 50$

Mr.Fiction · 08-25-2003, 07:16 PM

Finally some good news for the adult industry.

the Grandad · 08-25-2003, 07:25 PM

They found a cure for the swoit virus?

SkyWalker · 08-25-2003, 07:59 PM

LadyMischief · 08-25-2003, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swoit
Boy you poeple are quick - just came over here to post it :-)

We've done our community service! Next!

Steve

Just think, then they can't sue you for making them fat on fast food.

LadyMischief · 08-25-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris

there will be another company right around the corner

I can be hopeful, can't I? :P

fiveyes · 08-25-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
THANK GOD!!!

I have turned off sigs because of this shit but i wasnt able to turn of all those MORONS posting MORON posts.

I never turn off sigs! I might miss a chance of a haunting screenshot of some of tomorrow's leaders of the industry.

rowan · 08-25-2003, 08:24 PM

Damn, I was just about to add swoit.com to my hosts file, and point it at 127.0.0.1... or my local web server to display a 1x1 transparent gif rather than a broken image. Too smart, too late.

Kevin2 · 08-25-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
What about all those poor little guys who were getting their McDonalds money from swoit? Man, what a shitty move on Swoit's part! All those poor bereft people without their big macs.

I was thinking the same thing

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-25-2003, 09:13 PM

dang, well im still keeping my swoit sig

KingK7 · 08-25-2003, 09:17 PM

Theres gonna be a few empty stomachs in Alabama trailerparks now.

THANK GOD THEY ARE GONE!
In some cases all PR is good PR, but when people start connecting your brand to poor losers and idiots, the marketing stunt kinda backfires.

SMG · 08-25-2003, 09:18 PM

no more swoit no more swoit no more swoit yay! wait a sec ... what's next? O_o

KingK7 · 08-25-2003, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IMP^or^SNiTL.e
dang, well im still keeping my swoit sig

Well it's not your SWOIT sig in itself thats irritating, its YOU, with all the useless idiot comments and moronic posts.

Besides, havent you been banned from that program already?

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-26-2003, 12:47 AM

no you got banned though : )

andrew1009 · 08-26-2003, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
when people start connecting your brand to poor losers and idiots, the marketing stunt kinda backfires.

Or it could also deliver the message: 'If these poor losers can make a buck with our program, so can you!'

skazzel · 08-26-2003, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Damn, I was just about to add swoit.com to my hosts file, and point it at 127.0.0.1... or my local web server to display a 1x1 transparent gif rather than a broken image. Too smart, too late.

I did that months ago when this shit started. I would always wonder why everyone was bitching about swoit sigs and then remember I had them blocked.

smack · 08-26-2003, 03:55 AM

if i wasn't so stoned rest assured i would be dancing for joy right now.

08-25-2003, 06:28 PM	#1
jasonir Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toro'no Posts: 1,887	Oh thank heaven, the end of SWOIT sigs! Dear Webmaster Thank for for participating in the Swoit SigCash program. This innovative program was introduced a few months ago as a way to reward webmasters for posting on popular adult chat forums with a Swoit graphic in their signature line. This has resulted in a few thousand dollars being paid to webmasters for their efforts since its inception. After a review of SigCash, we have made the decision that is it a good time to finish the per-impression component of the promotion. It is met all of its intended goals, given unprecedented exposure to the program and attracted many active webmasters to Swoit. Therefore the SigCash will resume its previous promotional offer of 5% recurring commissions on all affiliate referrals as of the 1st of September. Swoit has grown to almost 170 sites, and with our new backup processor - IBill - in place, conversions are once again looking very competitive. Our $25 per signup + $10 recurring program is performing well, with webmasters enjoying a good per-signup rate as well as residual income each month from the recurring component. Thank you again for your effort in participating in this program and we look forward to bringing you more promotional offers shortly. Regards, The Swoit Team __________________ ICQ: 61689996

08-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#4
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08-25-2003, 06:32 PM	#10
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08-25-2003, 06:33 PM	#12
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	I wonder if they will close out all accounts and pay what is owed __________________ [email protected]

08-25-2003, 06:34 PM	#13
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08-25-2003, 06:30 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	finally

08-25-2003, 06:30 PM	#3
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	they pay for impressions?? goddamn where do i sing up?

08-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#5
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Ding dong the witch is dead.

08-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#6
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	THANK GOD!!! I have turned off sigs because of this shit but i wasnt able to turn of all those MORONS posting MORON posts.

08-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#7
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861

08-25-2003, 06:32 PM	#8
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	lets all sing in harmony

08-25-2003, 06:32 PM	#9
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	0wn3d

08-25-2003, 06:32 PM	#11
I Am The Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,000	thank fuck for that what is swoit btw? never bothered to click any of those buttons coz they were all over the place... made it look like the program was over promoted

08-25-2003, 06:36 PM	#14
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	This is good news.. I have been talking with swoit recently about spams I have been receiving in my email as well as the board spamming.. Today I was told that things will be resolved. Swoit! __________________

08-25-2003, 06:40 PM	#17
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	maybe nobody will even go over the minimum payout and they wont even have to pay those little fucks whats the minimum for the payouts? __________________

08-25-2003, 06:42 PM	#19
Swoit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: www.Swoit.com Posts: 256	Yes, we're going to square up any owing payments. It's the only responsible thing to do if you finish a promotion IMHO. If it's below the threshold, we will paypal or check. Steve __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-25-2003, 07:16 PM	#22
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Finally some good news for the adult industry. __________________ Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU \| Free Speech Coalition \| EFF \| IMPA

08-25-2003, 07:25 PM	#23
the Grandad Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Retirement Home (Almost) Posts: 1,038	They found a cure for the swoit virus? __________________ The Oldest Pimp in Town

08-25-2003, 07:59 PM	#24
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08-25-2003, 08:24 PM	#28
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Damn, I was just about to add swoit.com to my hosts file, and point it at 127.0.0.1... or my local web server to display a 1x1 transparent gif rather than a broken image. Too smart, too late.

08-25-2003, 09:13 PM	#30
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	dang, well im still keeping my swoit sig

08-25-2003, 09:17 PM	#31
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Theres gonna be a few empty stomachs in Alabama trailerparks now. THANK GOD THEY ARE GONE! In some cases all PR is good PR, but when people start connecting your brand to poor losers and idiots, the marketing stunt kinda backfires.

08-25-2003, 09:18 PM	#32
SMG Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,798	no more swoit no more swoit no more swoit yay! wait a sec ... what's next? O_o __________________ TGP Webmasters: sign up for the top 100 tgp list! Submit galleries If you add me to icq (title) make sure to mention GFY or I'll think you're a bot and deny you.

08-26-2003, 12:47 AM	#34
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	no you got banned though : )

08-26-2003, 03:55 AM	#37
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