My beard -- I love it!

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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856
    #1

    My beard -- I love it!

    True story... I started wearing my beard different now -- I push it forward and it curls up to match my mustache... looks cool as shit... So I'm walking down the street and these two chicks point at me and I'm thinking WTF this beard is nuts -- so i keep walking -- the fucking did a U-Turn, pull up to me and are asking me out the window "hey where's the reefer in this town?" -- I lift up my hands "i don't know" -- she says, "yeah right, I see your beard!"

    I start laughing and they pull off...
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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      pics?

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        • asuna
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8743
          #3
          weirdo

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            • TheFLY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 11856
              #4
              maybe later... not tonight.

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                • GrimShawn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 8120
                  #5
                  so where is the weed in this town

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                    • fiveyes
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 1680
                      #6
                      I thought lensman said we couldn't spam other beards here.
                      <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A>

                      <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

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                        • gornyhuy
                          Chafed.
                          • May 2002
                          • 18041
                          #7
                          Originally posted by fiveyes
                          I thought lensman said we couldn't spam other beards here.
                          <center><img src="http://gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/1orglaugh.gif" width = "100" height="100">
                          </center>
                          Jesus I love a good unexpected pun like that.

                          icq:159548293

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                            • TheFLY
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 11856
                              #8
                              Originally posted by fiveyes
                              I thought lensman said we couldn't spam other beards here.
                              You almost had me there...

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