Different Types of twat....which one or you or do
If you are a man I think that you can agree there are many types of
twat that a man can experience. If you are a woman I think that
you
can agree that every man does not react to your twat the same.
These are just some reasons why men act different to different twats.
LAZY twat - this is when there is no movement on the woman's part
except trying to stop full thrust of the hard dick into the twat. She
says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the
action at hand.
THE WENDY'S WINDOW twat - this is the girl you pick up around
12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are
coming
so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or
call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not
the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public
places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends.
There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for
conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the
car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because
that might spoil the mood.
THE CONQUERED twat - this is the girl who teased you for about
two or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the
twat in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this
girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK UP again. There
is no twat better then THE CONQUERED twat.
THE ALL INCLUSIVE twat - this is when you get all the benefits of
sex. The twat is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or
day, still in her church dress type twat. The twat smells like roses
even after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the twat
yours whenever or wherever you want it, she gives you ALL the
sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you
> write your niggas in jail about and she can handle the hard dick when
you hit it from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it
in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED twat for the
best twat to ever get.
THE OUT OF TOWN twat - this is the twat you met on the last trip
you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she
does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at
your discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a
friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to
have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN
twat
is necessary for the traveling single man.
THE FRUSTRATION twat - this is the girl you call when you need to
let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is
miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the
way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get
your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself
and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the hard dick
doesn't mind cause she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE
FRUSTRATION twat is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW twat.
THE FREQUENT FLIER twat - this is the girl you know is fuck*ing
around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are
halfway used already. She always has condom wrappers in her
bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fuck*ing
is because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be
a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fuck*ed
one of the guys you use to go to school with. The twat is not loose,
but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS twat. I'll get to that
later.....
TIME TO GO twat - this is the twat that when the pants come off
her you can smell the ill na na. Fellas if this happens it is not even
worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench
off your hard dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so
to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her or better
yet invite her to take a shower with you.
THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT twat - this is the girl everyone
expects you to fuck*. You haven't touched her cause she either has a big
mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's
relative. There is also the chance that she is all three. She is cute but
you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the twat
and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know
she wants to fuck*. The best thing to do is fuck* her friend.
Last but not least.........
twat that a man can experience. If you are a woman I think that
you
can agree that every man does not react to your twat the same.
These are just some reasons why men act different to different twats.
LAZY twat - this is when there is no movement on the woman's part
except trying to stop full thrust of the hard dick into the twat. She
says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the
action at hand.
THE WENDY'S WINDOW twat - this is the girl you pick up around
12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are
coming
so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or
call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not
the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public
places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends.
There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for
conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the
car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because
that might spoil the mood.
THE CONQUERED twat - this is the girl who teased you for about
two or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the
twat in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this
girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK UP again. There
is no twat better then THE CONQUERED twat.
THE ALL INCLUSIVE twat - this is when you get all the benefits of
sex. The twat is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or
day, still in her church dress type twat. The twat smells like roses
even after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the twat
yours whenever or wherever you want it, she gives you ALL the
sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you
> write your niggas in jail about and she can handle the hard dick when
you hit it from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it
in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED twat for the
best twat to ever get.
THE OUT OF TOWN twat - this is the twat you met on the last trip
you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she
does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at
your discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a
friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to
have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN
twat
is necessary for the traveling single man.
THE FRUSTRATION twat - this is the girl you call when you need to
let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is
miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the
way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get
your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself
and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the hard dick
doesn't mind cause she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE
FRUSTRATION twat is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW twat.
THE FREQUENT FLIER twat - this is the girl you know is fuck*ing
around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are
halfway used already. She always has condom wrappers in her
bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fuck*ing
is because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be
a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fuck*ed
one of the guys you use to go to school with. The twat is not loose,
but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS twat. I'll get to that
later.....
TIME TO GO twat - this is the twat that when the pants come off
her you can smell the ill na na. Fellas if this happens it is not even
worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench
off your hard dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so
to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her or better
yet invite her to take a shower with you.
THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT twat - this is the girl everyone
expects you to fuck*. You haven't touched her cause she either has a big
mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's
relative. There is also the chance that she is all three. She is cute but
you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the twat
and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know
she wants to fuck*. The best thing to do is fuck* her friend.
Last but not least.........
