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Good move Lens. I read this thread this morning when it had 2 posts and thought it was so lame that it would just fade away.

As often happens I overestimated my fellow webmasters.

:1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

A: California got first pick.

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black

A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ****** grabs the TV and runs!

What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!

What's long and hard on a ******?
Third grade.

How do you tell when a ****** is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!

What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor

Why don't ******s celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays

How do you starve a ******?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead ****** in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.

Whats the difference between ******s and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

How do you keep ******s out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!

What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make ******s run fast!

How Do they get rid of Crabs in Chicago?
They paint one black and the rest won't eat with him!

Whats the diffrence between dog shit and a ******?

Even dog shit turns white and dosen't stink anymore.

btw: Not racist.

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
real racist shit

Funny ass shit. Paul Mooney is pretty famous for his SNL chevy chase / Richard Pryor word association skit

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Originally posted by Lensman
Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

Go fix me a mint julep before you get a taste of my whip, boy.

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.

They gave the day shift Crew Chief job you wanted to a gay black man, didn't they?