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$30 Slogan Contest - Grandad.com

08-23-2003, 06:30 AM

I need a slogan for Grandad.com
It's going to be a TGP
I need Help I'm getting old, The best I have come up with so far is
"Updated Everyday straight From the Retirement Home"
Winner gets $30 by Paypal Enter as many times as you like

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08-23-2003, 06:32 AM

you should sell that domain

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08-23-2003, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
you should sell that domain

Why?

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08-23-2003, 06:35 AM

"at least i can run a website?"
"so baby, hows ur bowel movement?"
"if u can still see my page, u can donate a kidney"

Someone finds you...
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08-23-2003, 06:35 AM

Here are a few.

This site will sure get it up, its like viagra without the pill.

We update this site more then you masturbate!

Even Grandma comes to this site for the updates!

You dont need viagra to get it up on this site!

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08-23-2003, 06:37 AM

This site has more updates each day then I have teeth in my mouth!

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08-23-2003, 06:38 AM

Grandad.com - Still sportin a boner

Grandad.com - The Real Dirty Old Man

Grandad.com - Dirty Pictures For Dirty Minds (fave so far)

Grandad.com - Look who's been on my lap today

Grandad.com - Cheaper than Viagra

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08-23-2003, 06:41 AM

the type-in traffic you'd get would not be looking for porn at all. the domain is worth a lot though (I think), so if I was you, I would sell it.

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08-23-2003, 06:41 AM

Grandad.com, helping people get it up since 1842.

Grandad.com, Helping you get off since 1921.

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08-23-2003, 06:45 AM

I may be senile, but I still love fu--hey, I just pissed my pants.

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08-23-2003, 06:45 AM

I may be senile, but I still love fu--hey, I just pissed my pants.
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08-23-2003, 06:47 AM

Altimers remembers porn!

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08-23-2003, 06:50 AM

Grandad.com - Better than prostate cancer!

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08-23-2003, 06:57 AM

"Grandma's Dead so I'm here Instead!"
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08-23-2003, 06:59 AM

"Pull My Finger!"
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08-23-2003, 06:59 AM

Grandad.com - As good is as updated by Dirt Mcgirt (Old dirty bastard)

Grandad.com - My updates ares better than ODB shooting playboy content

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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08-23-2003, 07:00 AM

SexEds Daddy, the fry tipper?

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08-23-2003, 07:02 AM

#1 reason to get retired

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08-23-2003, 07:16 AM

Grandad.com - I know a LOT about porn!
Grandad.com - THE GrandDaddy of Porn!
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08-23-2003, 07:18 AM

Grandad.com - The Kids sitting on my lap ain't enough anymore.

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08-23-2003, 07:24 AM

Grandad.com - Grave Dodging Porn Lovin Fun!

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08-23-2003, 07:26 AM

I got the best one :

Ol' dirty bastard wish he owned that site

that's the best one . If you don't know who is ODB then you miss a part of american culture . Guy took photoshot for playboy, was in wu tang and beein jailed so many times . He's the ugliest and grimiest black arround NYC

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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08-23-2003, 07:32 AM

http://www.oldirtybastard.com/
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08-23-2003, 07:34 AM

These pics can give me an erection! And I'm 90 and gay!

copyright: not to be pinched by any other bastard
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08-23-2003, 07:40 AM

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08-23-2003, 08:16 AM

Grandad.com : wheres my viagra?
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08-23-2003, 08:19 AM

grandad.com - where its falling and it cant get up

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08-23-2003, 08:22 AM

Grandad.com ... The supermarket wasn't paying me enough to bag groceries so I thought I could make a few bucks off of TGP. Denture glue isn't cheap.

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08-23-2003, 08:35 AM

Grandad.com - We will be sued for putting porn on this domain

Get your site reviewed at pornliving.com
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08-23-2003, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Filter
Grandad.com - We will be sued for putting porn on this domain

LOL who is going to sue the old guy?
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08-23-2003, 08:50 AM

"dirty sluts just love grandad"

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08-23-2003, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by Filter
Grandad.com - We will be sued for putting porn on this domain

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08-23-2003, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Filter
Grandad.com - We will be sued for putting porn on this domain

I am not based in America

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08-23-2003, 09:16 AM

Grandad.com -- When you've fallen and can't get up.

Or the variation...

Grandad.com -- When you've fallen and can't get it up.

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08-23-2003, 10:47 AM

Grandad.com - I sale antique ICQ numbers
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08-23-2003, 11:06 AM

Wrinkled Even when it's Hard
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08-23-2003, 11:08 AM

Grandad.com - The Grandaddy Of Porn
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08-23-2003, 03:02 PM

Still no winner?
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08-23-2003, 03:04 PM

grandad.com - whats that poking me?

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08-23-2003, 03:10 PM

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08-23-2003, 03:17 PM

...I am not based in America

Tell that to ICANN... I'm sure they will address you as sir when they pull it from you. lol

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08-23-2003, 03:21 PM

Grandad.com - Get Your Daily Dose!
Grandad.com - Did You Get Your Daily Dose Today?
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08-23-2003, 03:30 PM

Grandad.com - What were you expecting?
Grandad.com - Your never too old for pussy.
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08-23-2003, 03:38 PM

Grandad.com - George washington used to masturbate to this site.

Grandad.com - been big pimping since 1922.

Grandad.com - old men are like whoa!

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Grandad.com - Grandma still spanks me!

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08-23-2003, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Gemini
...I am not based in America

Tell that to ICANN... I'm sure they will address you as sir when they pull it from you. lol

LOL tell that to whitehose.com
To be honest Grandad I'm sure you will be fine just along as you whack up a Big warning age disclosure entry page

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08-23-2003, 06:11 PM

pics changed as often as my diaper

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08-23-2003, 06:35 PM

Shit thats enuff.how many do you want?.
Pick a winner you old fart
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08-23-2003, 07:48 PM

"you'll cum in your depends"
"run by a dirty old man for dirty old men"
"Come sit on grandad's lap"
"i'm old but not dead"
"who needs viagra, we've got daily updates"
"grab some prune juice and check out my tgp"
"i'm old and crazy, bookmark me"
"Social security pays my bandwidth"
"viagra, KY jelly, ben gay, and grandad.com. all you need"
"Some things get better with age."

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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08-23-2003, 07:50 PM

straight from my crusty ballsack

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08-23-2003, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by eddie-executive
pics changed as often as my diaper

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