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  • raceman
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1064

    #1

    Whats the difference

    A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference
    between potentially & realistically?"

    The father ponders for a moment, then answered "Go ask your mother if
    she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your
    sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come
    back and tell me what you learned."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert
    Redford for a million quid?"

    The Mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like
    that."

    The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with
    Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just
    love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

    The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his
    father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
    potentially & realistically?"

    The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but
    realistically we're living with two slappers."

    The father replied "That's my boy."



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  • IMP^or^SNiTL.e
    A/S/L .. I don't names.
    • Aug 2003
    • 1177

    #2
    damn amway propaganda

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    • Roxxy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 602

      #3

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      • SkyWalker
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 933

        #4
        good one
        "You don't know the power of the Dark side!"

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