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I Am The Walrus · 08-21-2003, 05:01 PM

would you share a business related hint or tip in this thread for everyone please.

Mine is that when building gallerys make sure you use SSI calls for the recip links makes it much easier to change your recips if one of those fucky tgp owners doesnt list you

Mighty Chin · 08-21-2003, 05:29 PM

Don't become a webmaster. Get out now before it's too late. Save yourself!!!

freeadultcontent · 08-21-2003, 05:30 PM

Get a lawyer.

dennisthemenace · 08-21-2003, 05:39 PM

Set goals

WORK on those goals and don't be a lazy pud.

strobi · 08-21-2003, 05:40 PM

don't post on GFY!

Sausage · 08-21-2003, 05:45 PM

Don't learn from Gfy

a1ka1ine · 08-21-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strobi
don't post on GFY!

997 mistakes, nice going ;-)

hudson · 08-21-2003, 06:09 PM

find a thread called "let's count to 1000" to build up your post count to 500 ;-)

hehe...

maxjohan · 08-21-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
Set goals

WORK on those goals and don't be a lazy pud.

good one.

smack · 08-21-2003, 06:41 PM

befriend as many asian midgets as you can. you might need their funky miniature kung fu to get you out of a jam some day.

eatapeach · 08-21-2003, 06:51 PM

set aside one hour each day to read mainstream search engine forums and articles.

then do what they say

hudson · 08-21-2003, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
befriend as many asian midgets as you can. you might need their funky miniature kung fu to get you out of a jam some day.

yo yo smack, you got a posse of asian midgets? can I borrow them sometime?

tranza · 08-21-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Walrus
would you share a business related hint or tip in this thread for everyone please.

Mine is that when building gallerys make sure you use SSI calls for the recip links makes it much easier to change your recips if one of those fucky tgp owners doesnt list you

Sorry for my n00b question, but wtf is SSI calls???

hudson · 08-21-2003, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza

Sorry for my n00b question, but wtf is SSI calls???

server side include...allows you to insert something...like a date or IP number...into a web page.

used to be they were considered insecure...don't know about now, though

I Am The Walrus · 08-21-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson

server side include...allows you to insert something...like a date or IP number...into a web page.

used to be they were considered insecure...don't know about now, though

noobs helping noobs ... whatever next

rowan · 08-21-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Walrus
Mine is that when building gallerys make sure you use SSI calls for the recip links makes it much easier to change your recips if one of those fucky tgp owners doesnt list you

Won't you get blacklisted for changing the content of the gallery? (in the eyes of their checking script)

hudson · 08-21-2003, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Walrus

noobs helping noobs ... whatever next

Don't post in any threads started by "I Am The Walrus"?

skrog · 08-21-2003, 07:26 PM

Just set new goals for yourself everyday. And complete them. To keep your life from getting boring. Try and get a piece of everything and everyone. And just keep working hard.

LiveDose · 08-21-2003, 07:28 PM

only accept cash.

lordfrost · 08-21-2003, 07:38 PM

my personal suggestion for making it in this business, sue everyone.

i sued Microsoft, Visa, GloBIll, and God.

i settled out of court for $42billion and a condo in heaven, and a nice island called Saint Kitts till i die.

Oh, and microsoft removed IE for me.

LOL

Jinx_Co · 08-21-2003, 07:55 PM

Keep posting and time wasting activities to a min. and work every chance you get.

KRL · 08-21-2003, 08:11 PM

Everything your mind can conceive, you can achieve.

I Am The Walrus · 08-21-2003, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Everything your mind can conceive, you can achieve.

My mind just conceived bending you over your mothers kitchen table and fucking your brains out - must be acheivable

ROFLMAO

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