A Genuine Donkey

[Juicy D. Links]

Email i got read it and then my response at the bottom


Hello,

I found your business via Google and I would be interested in
ordering
a book from you.

However I was wondering if your business has a privacy policy, and if
so,
if I can view it . If not, please tell me how your
business
processes personal data of your customers.

I only order goods from companies who *guarantee* to never use my
personal
data for any purpose other than fulfilling my order. In particular, I
expect that my personal data is never sold, rented or otherwise shared
with
third parties under any circumstances whatsoever. I live in Germany also and how much would shipping be.

Please let me know.

Thanks,

XXXXXX

My Response:

Yo
In case you are just plain stupid or whatever it says it on the site under"PRIVACY POLICY"

Second just by you emailing me now I have you email address that you are so terrified in releasing . So that kinda defeats the whole purpose right douchbag?

[Viper2K1]

hehe funny

gotto love those emails

[Pipecrew]

I was bitching on one of my sites how women are the devil as I 'am now single.. I got this email... This guy emails me lots, He truly is a tad crazy


"i use to be nice to these little ladies who took niceness for weakness and walked on me whenever they could. i learned quick though that it's o.k. to be nice but at the same time i make it perfectly clear that she doesn't want to piss me off. i've told each girl i've been with the past 20 years exactly that, "don't piss me off because you won't like having me pissed at you." no woman controls me emotionally" because i won't allow it because i learned they'll use your emotions against you. if you do get hurt don't let them see it. here's a few examples of what i'm talking about and one story of how i split with my first wife. i tell each girl that if they want to be with me that if they try to change me in any way then i'll walk - accept me as i am or don't come around. a girl about ten years ago said something eerily similar to what your ex said about taking a break. we were in the car about 15 miles from where we lived. i hit the breaks, stopped, and told her to "get the fuck out." followed this up with 'if you don't get out, i'll park and drag your scrawny ass out the door.' she got out and i drove off. three days later she calls and asks to talk. i told she knows where i live and come over if she wants. she gets here and before too long she's crying and apoligizing because she's 'just confused.' shortly thereafter she sucking my dick and swallowing a huge load of which i got a few pictures. a few minutes after that i told her to get out because "i don't need no confused bitch in my life." she wanted the pictures but she didn't get them. still glance at them from time to time. now for the good story of my split with my first wife. was in the marine corps and stationed overseas when i got pulled into my c.o.'s office and informed my wife had been arrested stateside for drugs and being with another man on my home base. i was flown back stateside immediately and we were entered into base counseling. after a few months she got over wanting to be with that other guy and that's when i decided to get my payback. (this incident is what taught me some valuable lessons some of which i've shared) don't get me wrong i loved her but i knew that if it happened once it would happen again. so one night we were going at it hot and heavy. she believed that everything would be o.k. between us. nope. after a good fuck, we were in a good old 69 position chowing down. what she failed to realize is that i had eaten a big can of baked beans and my stomach was rumbling. now i'm on top and when i felt it coming i raised up putting all of my weight on top of her chest pinning her down and i had my legs trapping her arms so she couldn't move at all. i grunted and pushed down hard and shot a long runny stream of shit right into her face while she cried out. getting up i used a towel to clean any shit off me that had splashed up off her face and i heard her sobbing her ass off as what had just happened. standing there i said matter of factly, "all yea whore i want a divorce." and proceeded to walk out. she didn't even show up for the divorce proceeding in arizona. now to top it all off i ran across her again about a year ago here in Maryland where we're both from and this is sixteen years later. she comes up to me and says she's sorry to me and wondered why we split up. i reminded her that i used her face for a toilet and she said she understood and still wants to be with me. i have more good stories about this and some other 'adventures' with women i've experienced over the years. i think you'd get a kick out of them. now remember next time your ex shows up tell her it'll cost a blow job to get entry. later. "

[eroswebmaster]

haha pipe that's some fucked up shit.

[tranza]

Originally posted by juicylinks
Email i got read it and then my response at the bottom


Hello,

I found your business via Google and I would be interested in
ordering
a book from you.

However I was wondering if your business has a privacy policy, and if
so,
if I can view it . If not, please tell me how your
business
processes personal data of your customers.

I only order goods from companies who *guarantee* to never use my
personal
data for any purpose other than fulfilling my order. In particular, I
expect that my personal data is never sold, rented or otherwise shared
with
third parties under any circumstances whatsoever. I live in Germany also and how much would shipping be.

Please let me know.

Thanks,

XXXXXX

My Response:

Yo
In case you are just plain stupid or whatever it says it on the site under"PRIVACY POLICY"

Second just by you emailing me now I have you email address that you are so terrified in releasing . So that kinda defeats the whole purpose right douchbag?

Lol.....

[High Quality]

I've never quite understood how someone's information can be "rented".. wtf is up with that?

[emthree]

haha I've gotten some pretty sick/funny things on my abuse line in the past