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BlackCrayon · 08-19-2003, 12:55 PM

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

pretty funny stuff

"1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey."

On-top · 08-19-2003, 01:12 PM

Feivel · 08-19-2003, 01:17 PM

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2003, 01:18 PM

jesus loves you

MattO · 08-19-2003, 01:21 PM

That shit is just sad... poor brainwashed kids...

although this one's funny:

Quote:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

JohnW · 08-19-2003, 01:21 PM

Save me Jeebus!!!

SpaceAce · 08-19-2003, 01:23 PM

I started a thread on this quite a while ago. Check it out, pretty funny:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=152459

SpaceAce

08-19-2003, 12:55 PM	#1
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	Jesus Science Fair lol http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html pretty funny stuff "1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey." __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I started a thread on this quite a while ago. Check it out, pretty funny: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=152459 SpaceAce