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Jakke PNG · 08-18-2003, 06:05 PM

My GF said a few days back that I should go take a physical, and talked something about testical cancer.. you know what.. since then my balls been aching like mad, and I've been fondling them every 20 minutes looking for lumps. This sucks so much ass I can't believe it.

Fletch XXX · 08-18-2003, 06:06 PM

Jakke PNG · 08-18-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I know, it's 4 am.. I'm typing from bed since I can't sleep cuz I'm thinking about my nuts. lol.. damn.

MattO · 08-18-2003, 06:10 PM

make sure you don't got twistynut
if your nut cord gets spun around it can cause a lot of pain down there and even make your ball die off

Jakke PNG · 08-18-2003, 06:11 PM

I'm so gonna call a doc tomorrow morning.

Damn, I didn't know I could get this paranoid.

Adult Site Traffic · 08-18-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
you know what.. since then my balls been aching like mad, and I've been fondling them every 20 minutes looking for lumps.

The mind is a powerful tool. Just like when you think of a lemon in your mouth, or... nails on a chalkboard

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Fletch XXX · 08-18-2003, 06:13 PM

I'm a worry wart too.

It's just your brain fucking you man.

Trust me.

Jakke PNG · 08-18-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I'm a worry wart too.

It's just your brain fucking you man.

Trust me.

I hope.
My mind has definately trying to play games with me..
since I started thinking about this, I can't be sure if my balls have been hurting like this for a longer period of time, and I just paid attention to it now that she mentioned it.. all kinda shit.

I've been browsing medical websites.. and I'm sure I found a few lumps.

TomsPics · 08-18-2003, 06:18 PM

I would try to not think about it, if you ocasionally do drugs maybe nows a good time to get some to get your mind off it. I'm sure it's nothing and the doctor will say the same. Good luck!

BRISK · 08-18-2003, 06:21 PM

I've been through that, but learned I didn't have testicular cancer, just a harmless cyst that every guy gets occasionally and then it goes away.

Here are some things I learned:

1) Testicular cancer doesn't cause pain in your nuts. It's usually painless.

2) Assuming you do have cancer, testicular cancer is highly cureable if treated early.

3) An ultrasound on your nuts is the best way to find out for sure if you have cancer or not. Like 98% of the time a bump on your nut is just a harmless cyst that will go away in a few weeks.

jas1552 · 08-18-2003, 06:22 PM

Yeah, it's probably all in your head. Brain tumor maybe? Do you have headaches?

Jakke PNG · 08-18-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by jas1552
Brain tumor maybe? Do you have headaches?

I will have from now on. Thanks a lot fucker.

jas1552 · 08-18-2003, 06:31 PM

Really though, I've had the exact same thing. I saw something on tv about somebody who had testicular cancer and the next day my right nut was hurting and I got all worried about it.

SkyWalker · 08-18-2003, 06:31 PM

knew a guy that got his balls twisted while having sex and
had to have one removed...ouch

Marcus · 08-18-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I'm a worry wart too.

It's just your brain fucking you man.

Trust me.

Ever since you talked about it before, I've been washing my hands like crazy and bought the hand sanitizer to keep in the car.
I never realized how dirty hands can get from just everyday stuff.

HEARTBREAKER · 08-18-2003, 06:46 PM

thinking too much about it will just stress you and make you freak!!!

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2003, 06:54 PM

At your age you should be more worried about colon/prostate cancer and polyps. Those are not to be fucked around with and it is the leading cancer among men.

That is something to think about.

Pipecrew · 08-18-2003, 07:01 PM

I went in for a nut ultrasound, pretty nuts (no pun intended, haha)

Like Brisk was saying, most bumps found are just Cysts that go away, Scary at first though

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
I went in for a nut ultrasound, pretty nuts (no pun intended, haha)

Like Brisk was saying, most bumps found are just Cysts that go away, Scary at first though

Not as scary as postate problems.

KC · 08-18-2003, 07:03 PM

your nuts are sore cuz you keep touching them.. leave the damn things alone and the pain will go away. Have a doc check it out if you're really concerned.

Pipecrew · 08-18-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Not as scary as postate problems.

Oh I know, I got pretty bad food poisening a year ago and I was welcomed to the world of the Prostate Check.

MuleScrote · 08-18-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
make sure you don't got twistynut
if your nut cord gets spun around it can cause a lot of pain down there and even make your ball die off

I've heard of that before...sounds fucking painful!

stocktrader23 · 08-18-2003, 07:07 PM

My nuts ache from reading this thread.

Thanks TGF

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by MuleScrote

I've heard of that before...sounds fucking painful!

Yeah but its not as common as prostate problems.

MuleScrote · 08-18-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Yeah but its not as common as prostate problems.

I caress my prostate daily for good health

emthree · 08-18-2003, 07:32 PM

You fuckers are making my left nut hurt now

doober · 08-18-2003, 07:41 PM

yO TgF,

Its prolly nuthin man....I went crazy a year ago with some lower abdominal pains related to my left nut.
Did plenty of tests and had my shit fondled more times than id like. Prostate this left testicle that. Plastic gloves up the yin yang ect ect...
Then I thought i saw a lump and i even felt it, Went to the doc again said it was nothing.
Did more tests and had some serious pains were i couldnt even get out of bed some days..really fucked up shit...went to see more docs and had more tests and in the end they found nothing.
All that time my mind was going crazY!

In the end they speculated that it was mild hernia causing my pains but they could do nothing to relieve it.
After that i kept having these fucking bad thoughts like cancer and my balls getting chopped ect ect..I finally said fuck it.
Basically i let time pass and i started to feel better.

All to say dont let your mind get the best of you!
good luck man.

To all you quack docs out there...

Obie Trice · 08-18-2003, 07:52 PM

wimpy · 08-18-2003, 09:29 PM

I thought I had it once. I go to the doc, he sees the lump, says "how did you notice it?"

"I was telling my gf about how testicles maintain a lower temp than body temp by adjusting their hang, and she had never heard that before, so she wanted to see. So we're sitting there, watching my balls bob up and down..." At this point the doc burst out laughing and left the room.

He returned after a bit, turned out a harmless cyst.

wimpy · 08-18-2003, 09:30 PM

ps, your balls probably hurt because you're fucking with them so much. Leave them the fuck alone. And take an aspirin to reduce the swelling.

dnsmonster · 08-18-2003, 09:37 PM

Thanks to you and your girl a good bunch of men will be playing with their balls the whole night looking for bumps. You're a sick minded fuck man.

emthree · 08-19-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster
Thanks to you and your girl a good bunch of men will be playing with their balls the whole night looking for bumps. You're a sick minded fuck man.

haha

magicmike · 08-19-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I've been browsing medical websites..

Thats prob. the worst thing to do, self diagnose with all sorts of shit by reading off the internet.

Damn I do have all these things!

Hope your okay though.

08-18-2003, 06:05 PM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	the power of suggestion My GF said a few days back that I should go take a physical, and talked something about testical cancer.. you know what.. since then my balls been aching like mad, and I've been fondling them every 20 minutes looking for lumps. This sucks so much ass I can't believe it. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm so gonna call a doc tomorrow morning. Damn, I didn't know I could get this paranoid. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	I'm a worry wart too. It's just your brain fucking you man. Trust me. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-18-2003, 06:21 PM	#10
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I've been through that, but learned I didn't have testicular cancer, just a harmless cyst that every guy gets occasionally and then it goes away. Here are some things I learned: 1) Testicular cancer doesn't cause pain in your nuts. It's usually painless. 2) Assuming you do have cancer, testicular cancer is highly cureable if treated early. 3) An ultrasound on your nuts is the best way to find out for sure if you have cancer or not. Like 98% of the time a bump on your nut is just a harmless cyst that will go away in a few weeks. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	make sure you don't got twistynut if your nut cord gets spun around it can cause a lot of pain down there and even make your ball die off

08-18-2003, 06:18 PM	#9
TomsPics Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 498	I would try to not think about it, if you ocasionally do drugs maybe nows a good time to get some to get your mind off it. I'm sure it's nothing and the doctor will say the same. Good luck!

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jas1552 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Land of the free, home of the brave Posts: 1,462	Yeah, it's probably all in your head. Brain tumor maybe? Do you have headaches?

08-18-2003, 06:31 PM	#13
jas1552 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Land of the free, home of the brave Posts: 1,462	Really though, I've had the exact same thing. I saw something on tv about somebody who had testicular cancer and the next day my right nut was hurting and I got all worried about it.

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08-18-2003, 07:01 PM	#18
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I went in for a nut ultrasound, pretty nuts (no pun intended, haha) Like Brisk was saying, most bumps found are just Cysts that go away, Scary at first though

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emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	You fuckers are making my left nut hurt now

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	yO TgF, Its prolly nuthin man....I went crazy a year ago with some lower abdominal pains related to my left nut. Did plenty of tests and had my shit fondled more times than id like. Prostate this left testicle that. Plastic gloves up the yin yang ect ect... Then I thought i saw a lump and i even felt it, Went to the doc again said it was nothing. Did more tests and had some serious pains were i couldnt even get out of bed some days..really fucked up shit...went to see more docs and had more tests and in the end they found nothing. All that time my mind was going crazY! In the end they speculated that it was mild hernia causing my pains but they could do nothing to relieve it. After that i kept having these fucking bad thoughts like cancer and my balls getting chopped ect ect..I finally said fuck it. Basically i let time pass and i started to feel better. All to say dont let your mind get the best of you! good luck man. To all you quack docs out there...

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08-18-2003, 09:29 PM	#29
wimpy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 607	I thought I had it once. I go to the doc, he sees the lump, says "how did you notice it?" "I was telling my gf about how testicles maintain a lower temp than body temp by adjusting their hang, and she had never heard that before, so she wanted to see. So we're sitting there, watching my balls bob up and down..." At this point the doc burst out laughing and left the room. He returned after a bit, turned out a harmless cyst. __________________ Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind." icq 8243657

08-18-2003, 09:30 PM	#30
wimpy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 607	ps, your balls probably hurt because you're fucking with them so much. Leave them the fuck alone. And take an aspirin to reduce the swelling. __________________ Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind." icq 8243657

08-18-2003, 09:37 PM	#31
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