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Rictor · 08-16-2003, 10:53 AM

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

wargames · 08-16-2003, 10:54 AM

Materialist · 08-16-2003, 10:56 AM

She's going to write you back! It will be sent to your email after you drive you and your girlfriend trapped in a truck off a cliff.

Best of luck, Mr. Poetic.

Babaganoosh · 08-16-2003, 10:58 AM

Bloodhound Gang RULES!

Sarah_Jayne · 08-16-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Bloodhound Gang RULES!

Just_Dave · 08-16-2003, 11:17 AM

aaron · 08-16-2003, 11:18 AM

i like one feirce beer coaster better than hooray for boobies

kmanrox · 08-16-2003, 11:23 AM

word up!

Rictor · 08-16-2003, 11:39 AM

I was listening to the cd in the car earlier today. Good stuff.

StacyCat · 08-16-2003, 01:09 PM

I prefer "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

Cant listen to that without a real texas drawl over the next few hours :-)

BlackCrayon · 08-16-2003, 02:41 PM

isn't chasey all cracked out and washed up now? last i heard she was hooking for crack...

FRANKENSTEIN · 08-16-2003, 02:44 PM

WTF???

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=87556

Sarah_Jayne · 08-16-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
I prefer "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

Cant listen to that without a real texas drawl over the next few hours :-)

love it...haven't heard it in ages.

and remember...the drummer from Def Leppard only has one arm

Andy · 08-16-2003, 03:50 PM

yep .. I loved that song .. the clip was cool too

tranza · 08-16-2003, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Have u just heard that music now???

SkyWalker · 08-16-2003, 04:05 PM

flashback

Rictor · 08-16-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FRANKENSTEIN
WTF???

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=87556

Hmm...great minds and all that.

Brian911 · 08-16-2003, 04:59 PM

Rictor · 08-16-2003, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
I prefer "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

Cant listen to that without a real texas drawl over the next few hours :-)

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Cryin'

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Now that is a fun song to sing along with.

Sarah_Jayne · 08-16-2003, 05:17 PM

now imagine it with the $30 casio playing in the background

SilverTab · 08-16-2003, 06:38 PM

"Kiss me where it smells funny" is the best one !

08-16-2003, 10:53 AM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Dear Chasey Lain Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow?

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	isn't chasey all cracked out and washed up now? last i heard she was hooking for crack... __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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Materialist Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 739	She's going to write you back! It will be sent to your email after you drive you and your girlfriend trapped in a truck off a cliff. Best of luck, Mr. Poetic.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I was listening to the cd in the car earlier today. Good stuff.

08-16-2003, 01:09 PM	#10
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	I prefer "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" Cant listen to that without a real texas drawl over the next few hours :-)

08-16-2003, 02:44 PM	#12
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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	now imagine it with the $30 casio playing in the background

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	"Kiss me where it smells funny" is the best one ! __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959