Lap Dance Critic...$50,000 first year - GoFuckYourself.com

PrivateEye · 08-16-2003, 11:25 AM

Click here to be a lap dance critic

Dream Job Search

We're looking for a few good men, and women, to become Lap Dance Critics. Travel the country in search of the best lap dances and strip clubs!

Achieve celebrity and rock star status!

You've probably heard of Restaurant, Food, and even Movie Critics, right? Well, becoming a Lap Dance Critic is no different.

Are you up for the challenge of lap dances every week? Read on.......

Dream Job Hotline
Call the Lap Dance.com's Dream Job Hotline to hear all the details about this once-in-a-lifetime dream job! This number is in the U.S. [phone company screwed up our phone line! Will be corrected on 7/16/03]. Listen to the recorded message.

Dream Job Description
As a Lap Dance Critic, your typical day will start out by going to strip clubs.
From the moment you approach the strip club, you start your review process. Once inside, you'll look and act like a regular customer of the club. The whole purpose of your job is to provide an in-depth review of many factors of the club. These factors will be detailed out on a checklist.

Yes, getting lap dances is a requirement!

When your done with your having fun, rather, we mean with your review process, you will leave and complete your written review while all the information is fresh in your mind.

These reviews will provide valuable information to Lap Dance.com visitors. It will also make our website the leading adult entertainment resource on the web!

The process is repeated again, and again, and again! Are you sure you won't get tired of this job? Yeah right!

Dream Job Benefits
Flexible schedule
Base salary
Bonuses
Incentives
Stock Options
Quarterly meeting in Las Vegas, Nevada -
"The Entertainment Capital of the World!"
Health Insurance
Car allowance
Other expense reimbursements
Total compensation upwards of $50,000 first year
Room for advancement in our growing multimedia company!

Dream Job Requirements
Ability to have fun!
Are fine with visiting strip clubs and receiving lap dances
Good communication skills
Good written skills
No college degree required
(unless it was from Lap Dance University!)
Valid Driver's License
Transportation and valid insurance (company car might be provided)
Must be at least 18+ (some strip clubs are 21+ though)
Computer and internet access

Your welcome...Deeprub

Tala · 08-16-2003, 11:28 AM

Damn. Why can't I have a job like this? Oh yeah, it's because I have classes to attend and a husband who'd steal my job.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-16-2003, 11:44 AM

i applied... looks like i found my calling

i have 15 years experience and i dont have a dick to tell me what i think. I just told hubby..he is laughing his ass off... see how hard he laughs if i actually would get the job.. laughter would trun to envy real quick..whooo hoooo

vegas2003 · 08-16-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
i applied... looks like i found my calling

i have 15 years experience and i dont have a dick to tell me what i think. I just told hubby..he is laughing his ass off... see how hard he laughs if i actually would get the job.. laughter would trun to envy real quick..whooo hoooo

I applied 2 months ago and have not heard back yet

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-16-2003, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
I applied 2 months ago and have not heard back yet

would be a sweet job wouldnt it..

MonsterMike · 08-16-2003, 07:07 PM

Too funny

crockett · 08-16-2003, 07:21 PM

humm a niffty way to grab e-mail ,home address's and even phone numbers for future spamming ...

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-16-2003, 08:28 PM

dang i want a job like that good money mmmm

AWC · 08-16-2003, 08:47 PM

Doesn't say your expenses will be reimbursed... and its... UP TO 50K

Don't think that will go very far.

TheFLY · 08-16-2003, 09:26 PM

It's a trick to get your personal info.

<font size=+5>DUH</font>

08-16-2003, 11:25 AM	#1
PrivateEye Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dirty South Posts: 1,784	Lap Dance Critic...$50,000 first year Click here to be a lap dance critic Dream Job Search We're looking for a few good men, and women, to become Lap Dance Critics. Travel the country in search of the best lap dances and strip clubs! Achieve celebrity and rock star status! You've probably heard of Restaurant, Food, and even Movie Critics, right? Well, becoming a Lap Dance Critic is no different. Are you up for the challenge of lap dances every week? Read on....... Dream Job Hotline Call the Lap Dance.com's Dream Job Hotline to hear all the details about this once-in-a-lifetime dream job! This number is in the U.S. [phone company screwed up our phone line! Will be corrected on 7/16/03]. Listen to the recorded message. Dream Job Description As a Lap Dance Critic, your typical day will start out by going to strip clubs. From the moment you approach the strip club, you start your review process. Once inside, you'll look and act like a regular customer of the club. The whole purpose of your job is to provide an in-depth review of many factors of the club. These factors will be detailed out on a checklist. Yes, getting lap dances is a requirement! When your done with your having fun, rather, we mean with your review process, you will leave and complete your written review while all the information is fresh in your mind. These reviews will provide valuable information to Lap Dance.com visitors. It will also make our website the leading adult entertainment resource on the web! The process is repeated again, and again, and again! Are you sure you won't get tired of this job? Yeah right! Dream Job Benefits Flexible schedule Base salary Bonuses Incentives Stock Options Quarterly meeting in Las Vegas, Nevada - "The Entertainment Capital of the World!" Health Insurance Car allowance Other expense reimbursements Total compensation upwards of $50,000 first year Room for advancement in our growing multimedia company! Dream Job Requirements Ability to have fun! Are fine with visiting strip clubs and receiving lap dances Good communication skills Good written skills No college degree required (unless it was from Lap Dance University!) Valid Driver's License Transportation and valid insurance (company car might be provided) Must be at least 18+ (some strip clubs are 21+ though) Computer and internet access Your welcome...Deeprub

08-16-2003, 11:28 AM	#2
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Damn. Why can't I have a job like this? Oh yeah, it's because I have classes to attend and a husband who'd steal my job. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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08-16-2003, 07:21 PM	#7
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	humm a niffty way to grab e-mail ,home address's and even phone numbers for future spamming ... __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

08-16-2003, 11:44 AM	#3
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	i applied... looks like i found my calling i have 15 years experience and i dont have a dick to tell me what i think. I just told hubby..he is laughing his ass off... see how hard he laughs if i actually would get the job.. laughter would trun to envy real quick..whooo hoooo

08-16-2003, 08:28 PM	#8
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	dang i want a job like that good money mmmm

08-16-2003, 08:47 PM	#9
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	Doesn't say your expenses will be reimbursed... and its... UP TO 50K Don't think that will go very far.

08-16-2003, 09:26 PM	#10
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	It's a trick to get your personal info. <font size=+5>DUH</font>