Broke my left femur in a motorcycle crash.

I hit a toyota. OHH what a feeling.

when it hurts really bad you don't feel it for long.. i broke my arm and my bone was sticking out and shit.. i got up to walk back to my house and i just passed out on the street and woke up in a hospital

before and after the surgery for my nearly burst appendix.

However, the sharpest pain has to be a urinary tract infection. I am sure a few women are with me on this one.

The hockey stick story was pretty intense! But waking up on the operating table!! That's some Wes Craven Stephen King shit right there!:eek2

Motorcycle accident at 45 MPH, over 4 feet of road rash on my arms, hands, legs and stomach, but fortunately no broken bones.

Cleaning out the pavement out of those wounds fucking hurt like hell once the adrenaline wore off.

Some of my friends started calling me SCAR after that nasty spill....but fortunately most of the scars have faded by now so the nickname faded away also.

I've had three. God's revenge.

When a dog bit me in my face. Getting the stitches out was scary too.

I have had the "usual" experiences of road accidents, toothache, etc., but nothing comes even close to a bad angina attack.

There's no description to do the pain justice: the best I can manage is that it's like having your whole chest held tightly in a vice. It almost paralyzes you because the very slightest movement has an effect like someone spinning the bar on the vice to tighten it more.

Fortunately nitro-gylcerin spray works like a miracle and a few minutes after you have put some under your tongue you are just left with a bad headache.

after they found I had cancerous tissue in my colon and they had to ram a laser up my ass to burn off the polyps (no anesthesia, wide awake through it all)

the time I was shaving my balls and slipped in the shower and cut my scrotum

one time I was eating an extrememly spicy chicken wing (we're talking native thai level spice) and I took a bite and a piece of the skin somehow flipped up and lodged under my eyelid..I'm surprised it didn't permenantly blind me...

One time I was making up a batch of habenero hot sauce (slicing up raw habeneros) and I wasn't wearing my surgical gloves and and didn't wash my hands good enough and went to take a piss...my dick itched a bit, so I scratched..and I swear my pisshole almost closed up, it burned so bad I was crying like a bitch with a skinned knee...nothing more pathetic than a man standing at a piss stall with tears streaming down his face begging to some unseen deity for a quick death


my life is full of pain......

I won't even get into the time I was dressed as a party clown and got hit in the nuts by a kid in a blindfold aiming for a pinata.....

Broke my wrist bones and one was even sticking out. From a sledding accident where I hit a tree as a kid.

Its hard to describe what a broken bone feels like but its about intense as you can get, except for burns probably.

Got my left hand caught in a 1930s industrial steel fan at a cleaners were I worked--it didn't have the back safety cover on at the time. The fan blades were as big and heavy as one on a properly driven plane.

The fan broke three of my fingers, starting at the middle finger (almost tearing it completely, except for a piece of meat that was left, I got to see my white bones that time), my fourth finger and my pinky. The middle finger was left dangling on the top of my hand.

The fan splashed everyone near me with flood, on their faces and upper body.

I was in pure pain hell. Severed nerves are a bitch.

must be hell to be you :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

For constant pain, it's my migraines. Many times they seriously feel like someone is sticking an icepick in my temples and turning it.

For one time pain it would be when I had my son. The epidural wore off on one side of my body right after they starting cutting me for the cesarean. I felt everything on the right side. It was too late for them to give me another one because my son was in stress, so they would give me puffs of gas (I didn't want to take too much because I wanted to see him born - dumb move...). I also felt them stapling me back up. He's my only child - wonder why, lol!

Oh, and there was the time I had the 2nd operation on my leg - they had removed some screws, put in a rod, broke the smaller bone (to heal faster) and did a bone graft from my hip. The put a drain on my hip incision, but not the other 3. The incision where they took the screws out and did the bone graft developed a HUGE hemetoma (sp) - black jelly like blood was leaking out of the incision - and they had to puncture it and push the blood out while pushing on the incision and the broken bone. That wasn't much fun either.

So - anyone reading this while they're eating? :winkwink:

Wow we got some pretty serious cases here.. I thought mine was bad, but definitely others sound worse!

Here goes..

When I had ingrown toe nails, I needed injections in my big toes.. two in each .. it goes right through the joint on the toe nails.. and it's big, and it wiggles around, and you can feel it scraping along the bone. No other injection has hurt me.. but the pain on these injections was so intense - I fainted both times.

the worst pain most be when i broke my thumb, damn that hurt like fucking crap...

In backwards pain order:

3. Involuntarily smashed a glass door with my left arm cutting an inch into my upper arm on the inside. 19 stiches. 5 years old.

2. Jumped down from a roof and broke both my legs and fractured both heels. 10 years old.

1. Tore off half the muscles on the right side of my spine when thrown out of bed when a wave caught our 65 foot Swan sailboat and thrust it to the side, making me fly 15 feet through the air and land on top of a cupboard breaking it into pieces. That hurt a lot! Especially since we were only about half way across the Atlantic ocean going from Bermuda to Europe. Weelchair for a month. Sucked ass. 19 years old.

And there is more... guess I am just accident proned.

Oh well....

I got a splinter once...

2 collapsed lungs and every rib broken, but the morphine helped a little... but the painfull part was having the chest tubes taken out so I could breath normally... kinda felt like someone stuck a needle in my side with a string attached, threded it threw my skin in a few spot, then just yanked it out....

I skid down a 150 foot hill face first, scraped all the skin off my hands and chest, then fell off a 60 foot cliff at the bottom, crushed the side of my face, busted 6 teeth, knocked out a bunch of fillings, bit through my tongue, compressed the vertebrae in my neck, and split my head open. Then laid there bleeding for 3 1/2 hours until someone found me.

Yeah, ouch.

But it proved I'm invinsible!

Ruptured disk in my back last year, had to take a float plane to Alaska and then a long flight back to Vancouver with no meds no nothing, followed by a flight into Phoenix the next afternoon. It was so bad that a shot of morphine AND a shot of valium at the emergency room didn't even phase me, much less knock me out.

I've had migraines, childbirth, broke my stupid foot, you name it, but nothing compared to that. And it went on for weeks.

WOW! You're invisible?? That is the niftiest thing I've heard all day!!!:winkwink:

Twisted colon, or KB fucking me for $17k, toss up.

thats what u get for being on gfy

2nd degree burns on my hands... not quite enough damage to destroy the nerves... the pain was excruciating!

Since the wife posted I'll add mine. I played baseball for over 20 years and played catcher a lot. It shot me knees. A couple years ago I was sitting in the lazyboy watching a baseball game and when it was over my knee was just locked. I had to get an injection into my knee with a huge needle. I knew it was going to be bad when they strapped my leg down to the table. I've been injured before but nothing ever hurt as bad as taking that needle in the knee. Getting a huge needle jammed into the center of your knee isn't a lot of fun.

I have irritable bowel...at least four days of the week, sometimes every single day, I have a flare-up where I have abdominal cramps. I'm talking about cramps so bad that I can HEAR gooshy sliding noises from inside my stomach as my guts convulse. I was in labor with my daughter for 21 hours, and that's a walk in the park compared to these abdominal cramps. And my doctor refuses to give me anything other than hyoscyamine for it -- says I just have to learn to live with it.

The cramps are bad enough, but what they leave behind (pun definitely intended) is worse...the spasms have caused anal fissures that bleed heavily and hurt like someone is tearing me apart with a barbed-wire dildo. When the cramps pass, the pain in my ass is bad enough to make me feel lightheaded, and I usually need help to get from the bathroom to the bed. It's gross, it limits my life in an incredibly difficult way, and there's nothing I can do about it. It's going to be like this the rest of my life.

Complex fracture of my right tibia and fibula in the 6th grade while playing soccer. Tried to stand up after and stabbed the tibia into the turf of the playground - ouch!
Leg was set (NOT!) in the emergency room without anesthetic of any sort other than my own adrenalin and endorphins. Had to go into surgery the next day to have it set with me OUT. No better luck.
A month of "healing" later I got a new cast. After an hour of that cast setting up a bit, they took the cast saw and cut a circle around the break area in my leg and drove wooden wedges into the cast to straighten the bones. By the time I got home I was in so much pain I almost passed out. Quality Codiene is a godsend...

Cut my thumb off on a bandsaw.. No fun.. Breaking my coller bone was no picnic either....

Peace.

wtf did i want to mention my nail as a joke...my toe nail is killing me now

:mad:

I'm feeling a little queasy reading all of this thread, but I'll add in mine...

a) toothache and an infected gum. Pain was excruciating, even anaesthetic mouthrinse didn't help much. I had to take Panadeine Forte (strong prescription only painkiller). The worst thing was that it kept coming and going. Ended up having to get a tooth pulled, which was really nothing... it hardly hurt compared to the toothache. The sound of chunks of my tooth breaking off as he pulled it out wasn't too pleasant though.

b) throat surgery to try to improve my sleep apnea problem. I had huge tonsils and a big flappy soft palate, so I had my tonsils removed and also parts of my soft palate. The full name of the operation is uvulopalatopharyngoplasty . I was in unbelievable pain for about 10 days - the pain killers would work for 3-4 hours, but I could only take them every 6. Since they were taken orally I had to force myself to do what my mind was screaming not to - SWALLOW when your throat stings like hell. For about a week all I could manage to swallow was water. After that I progressed to soggy tinned spaghetti washed down with flavoured milk. I lost around 10kg (22lbs) immediately after that op.

And after all that I still have a severe sleep apnea problem.


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I see a general surgeon on Aug 27, I have a bowel obstruction [partial] and its the 3rd one I have had in my life due to adhesions. I know what your going thru but at least the Docs have had me on percocets the last 5 years, its just now I about ran out of time with this disease.

Fissures hurt, and no way will I get mine fixed!

explosive diarhea

root canel

getting my cock tattooed

my friend using a brush cutter "weed wacker with big metal blade" trying to show off or whatever he was doing cutting brush around where i was trying to cut, caught my boot lace and the damn machine hit my leg and cut about 30% into the front of my chin of my leg.

that or sales latly for me been pretty painful.

Well....I've had the dentist poke through into the nerves in my tooth pulp with his pick without any drugs, I've twisted the bottom half of my right leg around so my foot pointed backwards and my calf muscle was in the front (also shattered the kneecap when I landed)

But by far the worst when I was 17...

I sprinted my ass off to beat some kid to a soccer ball. I streched way out to kick it and beat him by inches. I was running fast enough, and stretched out far enough that my heel planted when I kicked the ball. My leg folded 90 degrees the wrong way and "pole vaulted" me through the air. Minor hyperextensions hurt, but this was THE WORST pain ever. I can admit it....I cried like a little bitch. Never thought the pain would subside.

:(

i was shot in the shoulder with a 9mm in an attempted car jacking, guy put a gun to my shoulds, i was drunk told him fuck you, you arent gettin shit, he pulled the trigger, the bullet went into my arm and out the top of my shoulder missing my neck by quarter an inch

that fuckin hurt

did he get the car? you sure he didnt think you were a drunk driver and didnt want you to drive?

Worst pain.... Nothing compares to getting a gallon of gas in your eyes. You think peppers or other shit burns? Try some gas.

About 10 years ago, I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled in Thailand with no anesthetic at some small Thai dental clinic (butcher shop). The blood was gushing out of my mouth like Niagra Falls and I was sweating bullits. Never thought I'd experience that much pain again after getting a stainless steel pair of scissors lodged about 1 inch into my nose when I was 4.

:eek7

OUCH