stevecore

68972277 (2:28 PM) :
Hi!
Are you from Malibu maybe..?
Stevecore (2:29 PM) :
take a guess!
Blaze (2:29 PM) :
you're not?
Stevecore (2:29 PM) :
maybe?
Blaze (2:30 PM) :
and maybe not?
Stevecore (2:30 PM) :
maybe i should just say maybe again...maybe.

Blaze (2:31 PM) :
what's yer name?
Stevecore (2:31 PM) :
my name is Senor Midget
Blaze (2:31 PM) :
where you from'?
Stevecore (2:31 PM) :
i live in my mom's backyard in a treehouse built for me years ago
Stevecore (2:32 PM) :
i am from my daddys penis
Blaze (2:32 PM) :
clever
i might be your sister than
Stevecore (2:32 PM) :
fabulous! i've always wanted a sister!
Stevecore (2:32 PM) :
are you a midget too?
Stevecore (2:32 PM) :
vertically challenged?
Blaze (2:33 PM) :
omg, what?!

Stevecore (2:33 PM) :
did i stutter?
Stevecore (2:33 PM) :
or can you just not take the time to read my previous post?
Blaze (2:34 PM) :
i'm not sure i got it the right way
Stevecore (2:34 PM) :
i asked if you were a little person too!
Stevecore (2:34 PM) :
i am 4'1"
Blaze (2:34 PM) :
oh, well, yes i am.. almost 1,60
Blaze (2:35 PM) :
how much is 4'1 in meters?
Stevecore (2:35 PM) :
how dare you ask me that personal question!
Stevecore (2:35 PM) :
i'm seriously offended
Blaze (2:36 PM) :
what?!
Stevecore (2:36 PM) :
ok maybe only half-offended since i failed math all through school
Blaze (2:36 PM) :
lol, i'm from israel, we don't use intches here...
only meters
Stevecore (2:36 PM) :
i can't stop crying now... thanks asshole
Blaze (2:36 PM) :
what?!
Blaze (2:37 PM) :
what the hell is wrong with you!?
Stevecore (2:37 PM) :
i'm sorry for calling you an asshole
Stevecore (2:37 PM) :
fuckface would have been more appropriate
Stevecore (2:38 PM) :
theres nothing wrong with me... except for the occasional flatulance leakage.
Stevecore (2:38 PM) :
did i offend you? is that why you don't love me anymore?
Blaze (2:39 PM) :
look, i never loved you, i barely know you and i have no gist of idea what the hell are you talking about..
Stevecore (2:39 PM) :
admit it, you've always loved me!
Stevecore (2:40 PM) :
i'm talking about you and i. we could make beautiful midgets together
Blaze (2:40 PM) :
look, i'm looking for someone from Malibu, if you don't mind..
Blaze (2:40 PM) :
lol, i'm 16
Stevecore (2:41 PM) :
my first guess would be to go to MALIBU!
Stevecore (2:41 PM) :
start with the city morgue
Stevecore (2:42 PM) :
my grandmother is there, please tell her i say hi
Blaze (2:42 PM) :
morgue?!
where's that?!
Blaze (2:42 PM) :
lol, do you know Fran Drescher?
Stevecore (2:42 PM) :
she's also a midget... you cant miss her!
Stevecore (2:42 PM) :
the lesbian dominatrix!? why yes!
Stevecore (2:43 PM) :
she's my cousin!
Blaze (2:43 PM) :
the lesbian dominawhat?!
Stevecore (2:43 PM) :
you need a dictionary
Blaze (2:43 PM) :
do you know Fran or not?
Stevecore (2:43 PM) :
dictionary.com
Blaze (2:43 PM) :
and stop fooling around here
i've got no spare time.
Stevecore (2:43 PM) :
i think thats spelled right
Blaze (2:44 PM) :
DO YOU KNOW FRAN OR NOT?
Blaze (2:44 PM) :
ok, got you
bye bye
Stevecore (2:44 PM) :
twenty dollars to my paypal my jog my memory
Stevecore (2:44 PM) :
you've always had me!
Blaze (2:44 PM) :
damn with you
Blaze (2:44 PM) :
do you know her or not?
Stevecore (2:45 PM) :
for twenty bucks i'll tell you what i know
Stevecore (2:45 PM) :
i hang out with many celebrities... including the wonderfully flamboyant Christopher Lowell!
Blaze (2:45 PM) :
lol, twenty bucks?
the delivery to the states would cost me less
Blaze (2:45 PM) :
who's Christopher?!
Stevecore (2:46 PM) :
thats gonna cost you another twenty to find out
Stevecore (2:48 PM) :
i just called fran, she says you need to call her
Stevecore (2:48 PM) :
she says you owe her twenty bucks
Blaze (2:49 PM) :
i would have keep talking to you if you weren't so far from reality
Stevecore (2:50 PM) :
but we have so much in common! please... let's not leave on bad terms just cuz i called you names
Stevecore (2:51 PM) :
FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK
Stevecore (2:51 PM) :
oops, sorry... thats my turrets!
Stevecore (2:51 PM) :
COCK FUCK PUSSY LICKER!
Stevecore (2:51 PM) :
i need my medication
Blaze (2:52 PM) :
what's fran's address please?
Stevecore (2:52 PM) :
1234 Fake St.
Stevecore (2:52 PM) :
you owe me twenty bucks.
Blaze (2:53 PM) :
you owe me her address
Stevecore (2:53 PM) :
us midgets don't give away anything for free... you should know that
Stevecore (2:54 PM) :
enough about me... let's talk about me some more

Blaze (2:54 PM) :
we jewish don't do that too, and you're just being cheap and stop say you're a midget. i don't believe you
Stevecore (2:54 PM) :
http://members.aol.com/uchaudhry/midget.jpg <-----thats me in the party hat!
Stevecore (2:55 PM) :
now do you beleive me?
Blaze (2:55 PM) :
nope
Stevecore (2:56 PM) :
don't be fooled... i'm very well endowed for a midget
Stevecore (2:56 PM) :
I dont know how to convert inches into meters but yeah... its huge
Blaze (2:57 PM) :
i want the address
and i'm going to get it
bye bye
Stevecore (2:57 PM) :
too bad... ive got it right here!
Stevecore (2:57 PM) :
SHIT hahahaha FUCK WHORE!
Stevecore (2:57 PM) :
damn this medication... its expired!
Blaze (2:57 PM) :
lol
Stevecore (2:58 PM) :
ok bye! i love you!
Blaze (2:59 PM) :
gimmie the addresss.......
Stevecore (2:59 PM) :
beg for it!
Stevecore (2:59 PM) :
send me nudes of your older sister
Blaze (2:59 PM) :
ok, if i had one
Stevecore (2:59 PM) :
paypal address is : [email protected] please wire me the $$$$
Stevecore (3:00 PM) :
older brother will do
Blaze (3:00 PM) :
are you also gay?!
Stevecore (3:00 PM) :
i just act that way to pick up chicks.
Blaze (3:01 PM) :
explain please?
Stevecore (3:01 PM) :
i'm gonna need twenty bucks via paypal to explain that one... long story
Stevecore (3:02 PM) :
what are your thoughts on human cloning?
Blaze (3:02 PM) :
i haven't decided yet
Stevecore (3:02 PM) :
would twenty bucks make you decide?
Blaze (3:02 PM) :
i don't think so
Stevecore (3:03 PM) :
forty... thats my final offer
Blaze (3:03 PM) :
well, if you give me 20 bucks and then i give you them back you will give me the address?
Stevecore (3:03 PM) :
can i borrow forty bucks?
Blaze (3:03 PM) :
no, but you can give me the address

Stevecore (3:04 PM) :
i hear you like ponies, is this true?
Blaze (3:04 PM) :
horses as a matter of fact
Blaze (3:04 PM) :
do you have her address or not?
Stevecore (3:05 PM) :
ever been with a horse?
Stevecore (3:05 PM) :
intimately??
Blaze (3:06 PM) :
last chance for you to give me the address or i'm gone.
forever
Stevecore (3:06 PM) :
thats what it's like being with me... im very well hung
Stevecore (3:06 PM) :
please dont go! i'll call fran now
Blaze (3:06 PM) :
you've got 5 minutes.
i'm waiting
Stevecore (3:06 PM) :
please just stay, i need to talk about me more to someone who'll listen!
Blaze (3:07 PM) :
first you have to tell me the truth
do you or do you now know her?
Stevecore (3:07 PM) :
i left her a voicemail, she's at the dr.'s office getting rhinoplasty.
Stevecore (3:07 PM) :
she'll get back with me later
Blaze (3:09 PM) :
rhinoplastygetting what?!
Stevecore (3:09 PM) :
do you own a dictionary?
Blaze (3:09 PM) :
no, please tell me what's that
Stevecore (3:09 PM) :
you seem to be very lazy, that or you have very little schooling
Blaze (3:10 PM) :
i'm from Israel with all due respect, and English is not my first language
Stevecore (3:10 PM) :
english is my 54th language and i still know what rhinoplasty is
Blaze (3:11 PM) :
well are you gonna tell me or keep talking to yourself?
Blaze (3:11 PM) :
ok, i know what that is
Blaze (3:11 PM) :
a nose surgery
Blaze (3:11 PM) :
and you don't know her
Stevecore (3:11 PM) :
i do know her.
Blaze (3:11 PM) :
and you ain't telling me the truth
Stevecore (3:12 PM) :
shes my best friend... i get weekly floggings from her.
Blaze (3:12 PM) :
if you knew her, you'd probably know that she's in NY right now, having no rhinosurgery
Blaze (3:12 PM) :
bye
Stevecore (3:12 PM) :
i dont appreciate your ruse!
Stevecore (3:13 PM) :
c'mon baby, lets not end it like this!
Stevecore (3:13 PM) :
i'll forgive you....
Stevecore (3:13 PM) :
for twenty bucks.
Blaze (3:13 PM) :
but i won't forgive you
Blaze (3:13 PM) :
bye
Stevecore (3:13 PM) :
you still love me.
Stevecore (3:14 PM) :
http://members.aol.com/uchaudhry/midget.jpg <-- how can you not love me? i'm fucking dead sexy?!?
Stevecore (3:16 PM) :
ok fine bye...BITCH ASS FUCKFACED WHOREBAG hahahaha!
Stevecore (3:16 PM) :
i'm off to get my prescription refilled anyways...

stevecore

yeah... i know it's long.