Fucking stupid Nigeria scammers - GoFuckYourself.com

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:10 PM

Hahaha, I have these fucking idiots fooled into thinking I am landing at Amsterdam, Schiphol airport on the 15th with a shitload of cash on me, to pay some BS handling fees etc and whatnot to get my greedy hands on a whopping $100 million ( or 30% of it ). ( I guess most of you know what the deal with these people ).
I have been fucking with them for a good 14 days now, it's rather good entertainment if you are bored...
Man, these morons are so retarded, it's fucking unbelievable that people still fall for this shit.
They are not real good at hiding their tracks, they arent real internet savvy either, and they fall in their own lies constantly.
I think I may post all the emails / correspondence with them after the weekend, some pretty funny reading

twistyneck · 08-13-2003, 04:32 PM

Sounds fun. A friend of mine used to do that shit all the time, got them to fly to Paris or someplace once.

amph · 08-13-2003, 04:42 PM

hahahaha wait till they trace you down.. blahahahaha

Kimmykim · 08-13-2003, 04:43 PM

Please Ketil, don't impinge on the excellent reputation of the Nigerian people. You know they are for real, yet you make fun of them.

Someone's going to get all that money, and it won't be you!

;)

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Sounds fun. A friend of mine used to do that shit all the time, got them to fly to Paris or someplace once.

Haha, yeah they went pretty crazy when I told them I had already taken out the cash from my bank on monday, exchanged them into Euros and I gave them the flight info.

One of them is posing as Mrs Marie Sainovic, the wife of an indicted war criminal at the Haag. Of course, after a while, it is clear that "she" wants some security company to handle the transaction, so thats where the black Nigerians come into the picture.

Poor Mrs Marie Sainovic had her free netzero.com email account closed before the weekend though, so we had some difficulty communicating, but now all is well, as she got a new one at zwallet.com

Kimmykim · 08-13-2003, 04:44 PM

non-believer!

RSCLuke · 08-13-2003, 04:44 PM

What are you talking about?

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amph
hahahaha wait till they trace you down.. blahahahaha

I'll be shooting at anyone getting within 100ft with a darker skintone than Michael Jackson.

BVF · 08-13-2003, 04:45 PM

I've been to a mansion in Nigeria that a '419' operator owned..It was fabulous....You wouldn't even think that it was in Africa..

Morgan · 08-13-2003, 04:45 PM

I got this today... it mentions nigeria also.

Dear Morgan,

I am Barrister Adedoyin Michael Daniels a solicitor at law and personal
/family attorney to Mr Matthew Morgan, National of your country, who was the Chief Operations Manager, with Shell Oil development company in Nigeria herein shall be referred to as "my client".

On the 21st of April 1998, "my client" his wife and their three children travelled to their home country and were involved in a fatal accident and everybody died. Ever since then, I have made several enquries to your embassy to locate any of "my client" extended
relatives but this has also proved unsucessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the internet to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

"My client" left lots of money in the bank here. About $12.5 million dollarsUSD is left in his name in ZENITH INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC here in Nigeria. I have contacted you that bears this surname to reparate his money before they get confiscated since there is a government gazette/circular mandating/authorizing banks to place on hold or freeze any account containing huge sums of money that has been unserviceable for a reasonable period of time. This is geared towards
forestalling capital flight from the economy. Prior to the execution of this directive, I decided to mail you to stand as the next of kin to my client so as to claim the money.

I am now soliciting for your assistance/co-operation in approaching the bank to sign-off and claim this fund from the Bank since your surname is the same as my client's surname.

Upon your readiness to signoff and claim the fund as the next of kin of the deceased to have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $12.5 Million dollarsUSD can be paid to you. You will get 25% share of the money, 65% Will be for me and some
of the officials of the bank and 10% for legalpapers and other expences to be incured during the transaction. I will forward to you the necessary documents to enable you make adequate claim over the
funds and have access to it. I will also forward to you the contact details of the bank and the officer to contact so as to avoid the accumulation of much demurrage on the deposited Money in the Bank.

Please reach me immediately, indicating your interest concerning this transaction. And send your Tel and Fax numbers so we can communicate more easily and i can brief you more. You should please reply my mail to my chambers Mail address which is [email protected]

Your soonest response is anticipated.

God bless you and Best Regards.

Barrister Adedoyin Michael Daniels (Esq)

brizzad · 08-13-2003, 04:46 PM

it's people like king that keep me from making a living

stop exposing us niegerians, and ill pay you 28.3% of my next monthly pay of 17 million.

of course.. ill need bank info for the transfer

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7

I'll be shooting at anyone getting within 100ft with a darker skintone than Michael Jackson.

Bahahahaha.

RSCLuke · 08-13-2003, 04:47 PM

People will try anything on the net. Fucking scammers.

I can't believe somebody would actually fall for this shit though

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I've been to a mansion in Nigeria that a '419' operator owned..It was fabulous....You wouldn't even think that it was in Africa..

Yeah, I heard this is one of the major businesses in Nigeria.

Kimmykim · 08-13-2003, 04:48 PM

Interesting use of the word demurrage.

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Please Ketil, don't impinge on the excellent reputation of the Nigerian people. You know they are for real, yet you make fun of them.

Someone's going to get all that money, and it won't be you!

;)

Yeah, they seem like very nice people.

Actually, last year I think, a Norwegian citizen got jail-time for INTENT on committing money-laundering and tax fraud, when he fell for one of these scams.

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:52 PM

Ganjasaurus:

What are the headers of the email?
What is the IP of the sender?

mule · 08-13-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
Hahaha, I have these fucking idiots fooled into thinking I am landing at Amsterdam, Schiphol airport on the 15th with a shitload of cash on me, to pay some BS handling fees etc and whatnot to get my greedy hands on a whopping $100 million ( or 30% of it ). ( I guess most of you know what the deal with these people ).
I have been fucking with them for a good 14 days now, it's rather good entertainment if you are bored...
Man, these morons are so retarded, it's fucking unbelievable that people still fall for this shit.
They are not real good at hiding their tracks, they arent real internet savvy either, and they fall in their own lies constantly.
I think I may post all the emails / correspondence with them after the weekend, some pretty funny reading

LOL, gimme the flight time and number, maybe I'll go to Schiphol and film them

Or better still, send all the emails to Peter R. de Vries, he's like this hotshot Dutch crime reporter with his own TV show, he loves going after scammers

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

LOL, gimme the flight time and number, maybe I'll go to Schiphol and film them Or better still, send all the emails to Peter R. de Vries, he's like this hotshot Dutch crime reporter with his own TV show, he loves going after scammers

I am coming in on flight KL1156 at 13:20, from Gothenburg, Sweden.

Troels · 08-13-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7

I'll be shooting at anyone getting within 100ft with a darker skintone than Michael Jackson.

I better not show up at the office tomorrow then?

garry · 08-13-2003, 05:08 PM

hehehe Only Ketil would do something like this... Now you have the whole Nigerian Mafia after you as well.. I will not invite you to our BBQs any more.. With Ketil around me we dont know any longer if its only the Burgers that are going to get grilled..

Like we dont already have enough with the ETA blowing up bombs around us here

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels

I better not show up at the office tomorrow then?

I'll give out daily passwords.
Touch the airconditioning once more and I'll shoot anyways

Troels · 08-13-2003, 05:13 PM

Garry, they are blowing up the karaoke bars after hearing you and Frank sing.

Troels · 08-13-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7

I'll give out daily passwords.
Touch the airconditioning once more and I'll shoot anyways

Fucker, you gave me influenza with that shit.
Heatwave in Europe and I have the fucking cold...

KingK7 · 08-13-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels

Fucker, you gave me influenza with that shit.
Heatwave in Europe and I have the fucking cold...

More a combination of you turning it on and off all the time, and the fact that you seem to be allergic to alcohol

Troels · 08-13-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7

More a combination of you turning it on and off all the time, and the fact that you seem to be allergic to alcohol

Probably catched some mountain-monkey disease from hanging around all you Norwegian helium talkers.

Tipsy · 08-13-2003, 05:32 PM

Lots of people play with them. Seems to be a growing hobby...

http://www.scamorama.com/

garry · 08-13-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
Garry, they are blowing up the karaoke bars after hearing you and Frank sing.

ha ha ha

08-13-2003, 04:10 PM	#1
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Fucking stupid Nigeria scammers Hahaha, I have these fucking idiots fooled into thinking I am landing at Amsterdam, Schiphol airport on the 15th with a shitload of cash on me, to pay some BS handling fees etc and whatnot to get my greedy hands on a whopping $100 million ( or 30% of it ). ( I guess most of you know what the deal with these people ). I have been fucking with them for a good 14 days now, it's rather good entertainment if you are bored... Man, these morons are so retarded, it's fucking unbelievable that people still fall for this shit. They are not real good at hiding their tracks, they arent real internet savvy either, and they fall in their own lies constantly. I think I may post all the emails / correspondence with them after the weekend, some pretty funny reading

08-13-2003, 04:42 PM	#3
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Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I got this today... it mentions nigeria also. Dear Morgan, I am Barrister Adedoyin Michael Daniels a solicitor at law and personal /family attorney to Mr Matthew Morgan, National of your country, who was the Chief Operations Manager, with Shell Oil development company in Nigeria herein shall be referred to as "my client". On the 21st of April 1998, "my client" his wife and their three children travelled to their home country and were involved in a fatal accident and everybody died. Ever since then, I have made several enquries to your embassy to locate any of "my client" extended relatives but this has also proved unsucessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the internet to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. "My client" left lots of money in the bank here. About $12.5 million dollarsUSD is left in his name in ZENITH INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC here in Nigeria. I have contacted you that bears this surname to reparate his money before they get confiscated since there is a government gazette/circular mandating/authorizing banks to place on hold or freeze any account containing huge sums of money that has been unserviceable for a reasonable period of time. This is geared towards forestalling capital flight from the economy. Prior to the execution of this directive, I decided to mail you to stand as the next of kin to my client so as to claim the money. I am now soliciting for your assistance/co-operation in approaching the bank to sign-off and claim this fund from the Bank since your surname is the same as my client's surname. Upon your readiness to signoff and claim the fund as the next of kin of the deceased to have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $12.5 Million dollarsUSD can be paid to you. You will get 25% share of the money, 65% Will be for me and some of the officials of the bank and 10% for legalpapers and other expences to be incured during the transaction. I will forward to you the necessary documents to enable you make adequate claim over the funds and have access to it. I will also forward to you the contact details of the bank and the officer to contact so as to avoid the accumulation of much demurrage on the deposited Money in the Bank. Please reach me immediately, indicating your interest concerning this transaction. And send your Tel and Fax numbers so we can communicate more easily and i can brief you more. You should please reply my mail to my chambers Mail address which is [email protected] Your soonest response is anticipated. God bless you and Best Regards. Barrister Adedoyin Michael Daniels (Esq) __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

08-13-2003, 04:32 PM	#2
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Sounds fun. A friend of mine used to do that shit all the time, got them to fly to Paris or someplace once.

08-13-2003, 04:43 PM	#4
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Please Ketil, don't impinge on the excellent reputation of the Nigerian people. You know they are for real, yet you make fun of them. Someone's going to get all that money, and it won't be you! ;)

08-13-2003, 04:46 PM	#11
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	it's people like king that keep me from making a living stop exposing us niegerians, and ill pay you 28.3% of my next monthly pay of 17 million. of course.. ill need bank info for the transfer

08-13-2003, 04:47 PM	#13
RSCLuke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: T.O. Posts: 113	People will try anything on the net. Fucking scammers. I can't believe somebody would actually fall for this shit though __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-13-2003, 04:48 PM	#15
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Interesting use of the word demurrage.

08-13-2003, 04:52 PM	#17
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Ganjasaurus: What are the headers of the email? What is the IP of the sender?

08-13-2003, 05:08 PM	#21
garry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 680	hehehe Only Ketil would do something like this... Now you have the whole Nigerian Mafia after you as well.. I will not invite you to our BBQs any more.. With Ketil around me we dont know any longer if its only the Burgers that are going to get grilled.. Like we dont already have enough with the ETA blowing up bombs around us here __________________ The Creator Of THE STANDARD* *in Affiliate Program Software - We make affiliates and program owners more money! MPA3® – Anything Else Is A Replica Choose between our impressive lineup of software's: MPA3® PRO - MPA3® ENTERPRISE - MPA3® Standard -MAS® CMS - and topping it off with amazing DESIGN, Consulting and Webmaster Services! "Your Mansion of Opportunities!" Around since 1997 and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" to the industry. MPA3® V5 - The most intuitive Affiliate Program Software ever made - MPA3® V5 – Anything Else Is A Replica

08-13-2003, 05:13 PM	#23
Troels Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Between the clouds Posts: 1,035	Garry, they are blowing up the karaoke bars after hearing you and Frank sing.

08-13-2003, 05:32 PM	#27
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Lots of people play with them. Seems to be a growing hobby... http://www.scamorama.com/ __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.