WTF. My girlfriend just asked if she could do anal on me...

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    WTF. My girlfriend just asked if she could do anal on me...

    I asked... "Strap on?"

    She said... "Not exactly"



  • wargames
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    #2
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    • Tanker
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      #3
      hahha hehe

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      • RATBOY
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        • May 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by DarkJedi
        I asked... "Strap on?"

        She said... "Not exactly"



        Ummmm, vibe???

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        • SCJason
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          • Mar 2002
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          #5
          Does she have a tattoo ?

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          • freeadultcontent
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            • Oct 2002
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            #6
            When was the last time you asked her?

            Also word of caution do not get drunk with her

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            • Matt 26z
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              • Apr 2002
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              #7
              Maybe your girlfriend is a tranny, and you just never noticed?

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              • DJRCyberAVS
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                is her real name 'Bob'.

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                • Lonny
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #9
                  SHE COULD BE FROM MARS

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                  • DarkJedi
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                    • Feb 2001
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                    #10
                    i don't know, but her dick is longer than mine.

                    am I fucked ?

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                    • Kanoealoha
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1261

                      #11
                      I'm the same way...bug my guy about it all the time!

                      hehe, shit he wants me to take it in the ass, well then fucker, turn around! Not that he has... muhahahaha YET!


                      I think its just the look of horror on your face us girls are really going for...

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        • Feb 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kanoealoha
                        I'm the same way...bug my guy about it all the time!

                        hehe, shit he wants me to take it in the ass, well then fucker, turn around! Not that he has... muhahahaha YET!


                        I think its just the look of horror on your face us girls are really going for...

                        so, how long is your dick ?

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                        • Lonny
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                          • Jun 2003
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                          #13
                          u could be fucked or you could get fucked, either way your fucked

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                          • TheFLY
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                            • Jan 2001
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                            #14

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                            • Kanoealoha
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by DarkJedi


                              so, how long is your dick ?
                              probably longer than yours

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                              • Preacher
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                                • Feb 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                I asked... "Strap on?"

                                She said... "Not exactly"




                                a fist maybe?

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                                • Sly_RJ
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                                  • Feb 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kanoealoha
                                  I'm the same way...bug my guy about it all the time!

                                  hehe, shit he wants me to take it in the ass, well then fucker, turn around! Not that he has... muhahahaha YET!


                                  I think its just the look of horror on your face us girls are really going for...

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                                  • GoodGuy
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                                    • Aug 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Wake up, your girlfriend is a shemale, he/she will destroy your ass. Take it on videotape and post it here.

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                                    • Angry American
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                                      • Aug 2003
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                                      #19
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                                      • NoCarrier
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                                        • Mar 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Realdolls do not talk, sorry.

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                                        • triumph
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                                          • Dec 2002
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                                          #21
                                          when was the last time you sucked your girlfriends dick?

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                                          • Spunky
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                                            • Jun 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Take it like a man

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                                            • jimthefiend
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 18889

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by triumph
                                              when was the last time you sucked your girlfriends dick?
                                              Good question.

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                                              • BoyAlley
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                                                • Nov 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Read my "How To Fuck Your Womans In Teh Pooper" tutorial, and just apply what you've learned to your own ass.

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                                                • Wiseman
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Ah cmon its not that ig of a deal. First time it happened to me wass in prison.
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                                                  • mikeyddddd
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                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 16557

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                    i don't know, but her dick is longer than mine.

                                                    am I fucked ?
                                                    Did you already say yes?

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                                                    • LouisianaGuys
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                                                      #27
                                                      ooo a thingamadike

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                                                      • V_RocKs
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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32449

                                                        #28
                                                        When you asked strap on were your eye brows raised and did you end with a smile?

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                                                        • en21
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                                                          #29
                                                          Bob or Garry ,,, I think
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                                                          • jdc
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                                                            • Jan 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            haha!

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                                                            • StuartD
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Wiseman
                                                              Ah cmon its not that ig of a deal. First time it happened to me wass in prison.
                                                              darkjedi is too tough for prison. He'd beat everyone up in front of their children with his e-penis before they could ever send him to prison. Cause he's the worlds toughest 80 pound twink in cyberville.
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                                                              • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                • Oct 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                if she asked you to try anal then that means her gaydar is going off

                                                                shes just asking about the anal to confirm it

                                                                I am sure you will say yes

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                                                                • jono
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  ok then lol

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                                                                  • Violetta
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    nice bump...
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                                                                    • Madame0120
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                                                                      #35


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                                                                      • Big_D
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        now would be a good time to check downstairs....

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                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Basic_man
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                            i don't know, but her dick is longer than mine.

                                                                            am I fucked ?
                                                                            Not yet. But it sounds like you will ;)
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                                                                            • TG Rebecca
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Madame0120


                                                                              ROFL

                                                                              that is cute.

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                                                                              • tony299
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                try it you might like it.

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                                                                                • [ Nate ]
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You must have pissed her off pretty bad.
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                                                                                  • TeenCat
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                      Read my "How To Fuck Your Womans In Teh Pooper" tutorial, and just apply what you've learned to your own ass.

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                                                                                      • M0nk
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        gotta do what a man gotta do!!
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