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http · 07-29-2004, 09:25 AM

Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged

OMItraffic · 07-29-2004, 09:25 AM

Tala · 07-29-2004, 09:30 AM

Mmmmmkay....................

SirSmokeALot · 07-29-2004, 09:33 AM

thats sucks,

Sifu · 07-29-2004, 09:37 AM

Tell your mom to lighten the fuck up!!!
At least you are not fucking std infected bitches. Go tell your mom that when she finds her pantys in your room filled with cum, then she might want to worry....lol!!!

Fletch XXX · 07-29-2004, 09:38 AM

some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these

korzon · 07-29-2004, 09:39 AM

More Booze · 07-29-2004, 09:39 AM

GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.

doober · 07-29-2004, 09:39 AM

GFY idiocy is rampant these last few days

bringer · 07-29-2004, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by More Booze
GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.

been there awhile now
noob

detoxed · 07-29-2004, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these

i'd go with pills and alcohol

detoxed · 07-29-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by More Booze
GFY is turning to... anything but a adult biz board.

Its what it was when I found it over 2 years ago. If it turned into an ONLY adult biz board i'd leave, there are hundreds of those to pick from.

More Booze · 07-29-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
been there awhile now
noob

Hey! I installed linux this last week, im elite now

korzon · 07-29-2004, 10:01 AM

BlingDaddy · 07-29-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by http
Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged

At home at 29???

SABAI · 07-29-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by http
Im 29 years old n still live with mommy n daddy, my mommy just found my fleshlight. Im now phychologically ill, I cried today first time in 15 years. Thing is she knew its my private things and she makes it so I know she finds it which really made me instantly ill. What the fuck should I do go out and fuck the world and
get aids. I havnt been this upset ever, I literally cried and started shaking, some people can make an already shitty life worse. I cant breath my nose is plugged

errrr ! wrong board , this is a webmasters board not a social counceling board !!

loverboy · 07-29-2004, 10:06 AM

good thing i got to live separately with my folks at the age of 16 up to now. but, i don't own any of those adult stuffs..

Sosa · 07-29-2004, 10:08 AM

Umm move out?

Mr Dickovitch · 07-29-2004, 10:15 AM

You use a fleshlight and live with your parents, hahahahahahaha you freak.

Zerof8 · 07-29-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these

damn thats harsh!!!

Fuck it man your not doin nothin too crazy, if she would let you live there that long shell get over it, but i would definitely consider finding a job or whatever you have to so that you can move out

iFliPcEss · 07-29-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
You use a fleshlight and live with your parents, hahahahahahaha you freak.

time for you to get your own place i think lol

Volantt · 07-29-2004, 10:55 AM

You sure it was your mom and not your Dad borrowing it..?

Fred Quimby · 07-29-2004, 11:07 AM

Did your mom clean it out for you?

xxxdesign-net · 07-29-2004, 11:10 AM

Juicy?

austinth · 07-29-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
some do it with pills, some with guns, some with a noose, some of depression.

suicide is sometimes our only friend in times like these

austinth · 07-29-2004, 11:15 AM

you should have moved out of mommies house a long time ago ya leach.

wdsguy · 07-29-2004, 11:16 AM

omg this is too fuckin funny.

stembolt · 07-29-2004, 11:17 AM

i aint got aids
and if your a wench
i'll fuck ya if you want?!

u can brin your toys

JohnnyUtah · 07-29-2004, 11:28 AM

You should do your mom...
Sell the fleshlight on ebay

robfantasy · 07-29-2004, 11:30 AM

omg that shit is fucking hilarious

Shok · 07-29-2004, 11:55 AM

were you hiding it in your Underoos drawer?

Ecstasy Glass · 07-29-2004, 03:59 PM

Hehe! Sucks for you man. I think a good priority to set would be to get your own place to whack it so mommy doesn't have to deal with these uncomfortable situations. I mean, seriously, how do you think that makes her feel?

jade_dragon · 07-29-2004, 04:01 PM

It is ok she buys her toys from me, so she can not point fingers!

axelcat · 07-29-2004, 04:02 PM

robfantasy · 07-29-2004, 04:04 PM

i am crying to from laughing so hard after reading this

He-Man · 07-29-2004, 04:04 PM

For some reason I just feel a lot better about my life, Thanks!

Ow, and get help....

M_M · 07-29-2004, 04:05 PM

you're the most popular web protocol and stil live with your parents?

by the way, when does version 2.0 come out?

MickeyG · 07-29-2004, 04:08 PM

haha, tell her to be happy she doesnt have to clean your socks!

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