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nobull · 08-12-2003, 10:56 AM

Now this is some funny shit...

As posted on Criags List

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/.../14380540.html

"To the guy defecating on my front lawn - 33"
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003

You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle".

To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way.

We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home, or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed. So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment?

You're better than that.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Beachwood Cyn

detoxed · 08-12-2003, 10:58 AM

I had Taco Bell, I promise it wont happen again

Spunky · 08-12-2003, 11:02 AM

Lol Fecal explosion

08-12-2003, 10:56 AM	#1
nobull Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,256	Stop Shitting on My LAWN!!! Now this is some funny shit... As posted on Criags List http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/.../14380540.html "To the guy defecating on my front lawn - 33" Reply to: [email protected] Date: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003 You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle". To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way. We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home, or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed. So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment? You're better than that. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around Beachwood Cyn __________________ NOREBILLS -- MAKE CASH NOW WITH THE NEWEST IDEA IN ONLINE PORN! Last edited by nobull; 08-12-2003 at 11:00 AM..

08-12-2003, 11:02 AM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Lol Fecal explosion __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-12-2003, 10:58 AM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I had Taco Bell, I promise it wont happen again