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Old 08-11-2003, 05:29 PM   #1
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For the next 20 minutes I will be giving psychic readings..
Just place your palm on your monitor and hum "headllllllllessssssssss"...

And poof I will give you your psychic reading of the day...
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:30 PM   #2
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:30 PM   #3
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You have to whipe the jizz off of it first... DUH!
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:31 PM   #5
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:32 PM   #6
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Yes and No... Depends on the moons orbit around Mars.
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:34 PM   #7
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:37 PM   #10
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no, but u almost had me there since 6 can kinda look like a G
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no, but u almost had me there since 6 can kinda look like a G
The image was blurry could easily be a g or 6...



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Depends on 2 factors........ 1. you pay for it 2. You get nice and cuddly with mr. palm
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The full moon in your solar 10th house today is going to focus on your career and reputation. Minor delays may come up with co workers and superiors. Take this time to reassure the situation and see where mistakes are made. Once the corrections are made the rest of the day should be smooth sailing. Tonight take this evening to relax alone with a good book or just watch a movie. You will need the quiet time alone.
Lucky Numbers 0,6,1.
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The full moon in your solar 10th house today is going to focus on your career and reputation. Minor delays may come up with co workers and superiors. Take this time to reassure the situation and see where mistakes are made. Once the corrections are made the rest of the day should be smooth sailing. Tonight take this evening to relax alone with a good book or just watch a movie. You will need the quiet time alone.
Lucky Numbers 0,6,1.
Wow! I was afraid I was going to have to look in the mirror and say "Headless" 3 times!
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Whoa, my monitor is like a Ouija board..
I put my palm on the monitor and and said "is headddlessssss a tooooolllll?"

and the monitor blinked and flashed "YES"
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sorry times up, call 1-900-Headless-readings for a complete reading

you will be charged $9.00 dollars a min. plus get a ass raping
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Whoa, my monitor is like a Ouija board..
I put my palm on the monitor and and said "is headddlessssss a tooooolllll?"

and the monitor blinked and flashed "YES"
You weren't supposed to finger the monitor you moron! What's wrong, your women aint given it up anymore sykk?
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Your future holds bright things. Like posting your sig for auction on http://www.sigauctions.com
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Will I have sex with your girlfriend again this year?
I am sorry this cannot happen, by doing of your own. If you didn't goto rent-a-whore your dick would still be in working order.
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I am sorry this cannot happen, by doing of your own. If you didn't goto rent-a-whore your dick would still be in working order.
yea, that's where I met her... Ahhh... the memories.
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"headllllllllessssssssss"... what is the meaning of all things?

...or, if that's too hard, where is a nice place to take a vacation
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...or, if that's too hard, where is a nice place to take a vacation
Uranus ....
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Headie is getting a littttttle better at this... when he first pulled it on me a couple - few years back, it involved removing clothes, phones and webcams.

He just didn't have the monthly or recurring fees.

Now where IS my trout?!?
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