Joke of the day

[Ice]

Don't know if you guys have heard this one yet but whatever

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment,
he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium
sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf
along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to
mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow,
the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

[Tofu]