I confess. I once pissed on a garden fence trying to write my name in drippy letters.

I like to operate on the "You Break It, You Bought It" plan.... it's easy. Let it all hang out.... have a fucking blast.... get trashed.... whatever you want. But you break it, you bought it. You piss on it, you bought it. You slather it in guacomole dip, you lick it clean or buy a new one.

So you're saying we should ignore your blowing?

I once pissed all over a girls kitchen in California once.... hosed down the whole fucking thing.

yeah.... she was mad as fucking hell. And I spent the next day cleaning up and replacing shit. My act, my mess, my responsibility. Doesn't make it right, but hey.... shit happens. It's how you clean up YOUR mess that matters. I clean my messes up.

show me an example of MY blowing or shut up.

besides the 'your mess, you clean it' bullshit..

whats the fucking point of pissing all over the kitchen.. i dont get it.. clean your mess up, who cares.. but why piss? are you that defiant of being an adult?

Sure..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...56#post2166156

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...der=descending

nope.... nothing that deep or meaningful. I was fucking trashed and pissed on the kitchen.

atleast you're honest :)

"at least"???!

"at least" I'm honest?


Honesty is the fucking foundation of a man. You don't got honesty, you got fuckall. Everything else is built from there. And there's plenty of people with rotted foundations. I see clearly right to the fucking core of most of them.

50 bitches!

Wow, this thread really blew up.

51 Bitches :glugglug

word....

you guys can take it from here.... time for me to fire up the grill here.

peace :)

True that :thumbsup

I think everyone is happy to see Amp back in full swing:thumbsup

once again...i saw nothing different from this last conference than any other one so..whats the big fuckin deal?

Give me directions to your house and I'll come over and piss on your living room carpet since it's ok with you.

And Bradshaw hasn't even replied yet, I'm getting the popcorn ready :thumbsup

I am trying to understand what pissing on a wall has to do with morality...I do not see the correlation.

let me spell it out for you....


one person telling another person how to act. Wrong.

Regardless of the subject matter.... pissing on a wall, fucking a crack whore in a hot tub, drinking yourself into a drunken stupor on a boat dock, wearing a thong to church..... when someone tells someone else how to act, that's a clear case of Jackass A imposing his moral will upon another.

Fuck that. I will act as I fucking choose. And if someone doesn;t like it, I take all the more pleasure in offending their sense of morality at every possible opportunity.

btw, I just changed a ceiling fan speed selector switch completely by myself... woohoo.... and the fish is almost ready.... back in a bit. :)

Amp, I really think highly of you, but on this post I don't get the logic. If everyone on this planet decided tomorrow to go with your philosphy of doing whatever the hell they wanted to the entire planet would be in total anarchy.

How about this scenario; Fuck yeh bitch, I'm the captain of a Trident SSBN Sub and I say screw everybody the hell with protocol and command structure, I'm launching my 18 nukers now.

:1orglaugh

They said they'd let you back in if you serviced their sheep...

True, but you know he can't back down from his original statement now. :1orglaugh

Use the ice machine instead

:throwup

:1orglaugh

Amp, your ire is misplaced. Brad Shaw isn't the person who wrote that article.
I am.
If you were raging at Brad just for general purposes, cool - but in case you thought he was the one who wrote that, I felt it necessary to set the record straight.

This is some deep and true shit Amp.

I gave my opinion on this before and I'll say it again. PORN Webmasters who give their colleagues a hard time because they feel like exercising their pissing niche skills are fucking stupid. To each his own right? You'd figure with the shit that goes around on this board people would be a bit more less critical of something like that.

However it does end somewhere. If I feel the urge to tear the fucking place down in a party someone else is throwing, that has nothing to do with morality, that's just being a fucking asshole. I'm not saying what happened is in the same league, it's nowhere near, but I can understand people being not too thrilled with piss on the carpet.

You don't have to be a jackass businessman to think that either :2 cents:

he's going 2 kick your ass/\/\:Graucho

:thumbsup

Hahah I was 100% sure that you would start a thread like this after I read something this morning in another thread where someone was bashing on you.

You can't stand when someone is against you. You turn crazy and want to destroy him.

Point is, the guys telling you how to act are doing the same thing as you. You tell 'em to shut the fuck up because you can't stand them. What's the difference?! :1orglaugh

Here's my tip: Just STFU and ignore them.

Morality: A system of ideas of right and wrong conduct

You can't put everything on that banner...

Drinking and driving through a fucking resident area at 60mph
Beating the shit out of someone just because you feel like it
Robbing someone in broad day light cuz you want some cash to get capuccino at starbucks
Being invited some place and pissing on their property

Launching nukes just because you want to see what happens
:1orglaugh

etc

Sometimes, your business automatically becomes other peoples business. Once you do that, you can expect some guy to step up and ask you to stop (that's if he's a nice guy).. That guy is not a moral jack ass, that guy is giving you a reality check. Be glad he didn't fuck you up :)
:2 cents:

pissing on hotel room walls is wrong.

i must have missed that thread.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=162408

vs candidpublish or something. After I read that thread this morning I was sure that amputate would start another thread telling the moral people &/or candid to put a stick in their ass or something like that. It's always the same ol' story :)

Didn't this happen on the GFY boat? I didn't hear Lensman complaining or did I miss a thread?

lol

That is a really good post ! Not sure what side I agree with, but that is one fucking tops post ! :thumbsup

Yes ignore the pissing accident like real business men, :2 cents: