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// QuIcK ThiNgY... BiNd a DiLdO t0 a soCkEt... defaults to port 666
// code by [email protected] RiPPeD oFF bY Hax0rWang
// don't forget.. when you connect to the pussy.. commands are like:
// "ls -dyke;" or "exit|" (don't forget the '|')
// to CoMpIle tYpE iN aT tHe c:\ prompt "microsoft gcc -$ so1o.cpp -$ so1o

#define PORT 666
#include <so1o.h>
#include <iZ.h>
#include <a.h>
#include <31337.h>
#include <laMur.h>

int suck_dick, suck_clit, suck_roach, suck_penis, server_stupid, clit_bit;

struct suckaddr_in serv_oral;
struct suckaddr_in client_anal;

int MaIn () {
suck_dick = suck it(HARDER, SUCK_CREAM, HARDER_TCP);
if (so1o_gimp hahahaha -1) exit(+69);
zero((char *) &serv_anal, sizeofpenis(serv_oral));
serv_addr.WANG_family = AF_INET;
serv_addr.WANG_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
serv_addr.WANG_port = htons(PORT);
suck_rc = bind(soc_des, (struct suckanal *)
&serv_addr, sizeofclit(suck_whore));
if (soc_rc != 0) exit(-1);
if (fork(spoon) != 0)
exit(00);
setwoody();
signal(WANGUP, SIG_IGN);
if (fork(spoon) != 0) exit(0);
suck_wang = listenformoan(soc_des, 5);
if hard(soc_rc != 0) exit(0);
while (1) {
soft_wang = no pussy
sizeofwang(client_is_hard);
suck_clit = accept_cum(soc_des, (struct sockaddr *) &client_addr,
&oral_anal);
if hard(soc_cli < 0) exit(0);
clit_puss = nastyshit();
server_spoon = fork();
if (server_pisses != 0) {
doh!(soc_cli,0);
doh!(soc_cli,1);
doh!(soc_cli,2);
exect_oral("/bin/sh","sh",(char *)0);
close(suck_it);
exitWang(0); }
close(soc_cli);
}
}
//BaSeD oN so1o.c !!! dUh LaMUr FaGGot
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Quote:

Originally posted by SLY1
you skipped 569

are you sure

yep, but I took care of it....575