Anyone wanna make galleries for me for less than $5 /piece? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:11 PM

Anyone wanna make galleries for me for less than $5 /piece?

VERY VERY SIMPLE..

header graphic
5 pics
1-2 text links

not all arranged in the exact same way.

I'll take 20 for $100 today. Offer expires in 50 minutes.

Krimsin · 08-07-2003, 01:13 PM

HA!

I'm not on the market to do this project... but even if I was... I wouldn't waste my time!
Have a heart, and realize that no matter how easy it is, it still takes time and patience.
Seriously that's like $15 an hour if you're fast. Fuck that.

Jon2 · 08-07-2003, 01:15 PM

Get AVSCreate from www.avscreate.com

Does what you want and does a shitload easily :-)

Jon

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krimsin
HA!

I'm not on the market to do this project... but even if I was... I wouldn't waste my time!
Have a heart, and realize that no matter how easy it is, it still takes time and patience.
Seriously that's like $15 an hour if you're fast. Fuck that.

What fucking drugs are you on?
It takes you 20 minutes to make a simple header? I'm not looking for high-tech galleries here. I'm currently doing similar galleries as well, and it takes around 5 minutes to make one.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:20 PM

Something along these lines:
<table border=0 cellspacing=2 cellpadding=0>
<tr><td colspan=3 bgcolor=white>HEADER HERE</TD></TR>

<tr><td bgcolor=white rowspan=3>TEXT LINK HERE 
TEXT LINK HERE 
TEXT LINK HERE TEXT LINK HERE TEXT LINK HERE 
</TD>
<td bgcolor=DBF8FF>THUMB</TD>
<td bgcolor=DBF8FF>THUMB</TD>
</TR>
<tr>
<td colspan=2 bgcolor=DBF8FF>THUMB</TD>
</TR>
<tr>
<td bgcolor=DBF8FF>THUMB</TD>
<td bgcolor=DBF8FF>THUMB</TD></TR>
<tr><td colspan=3 bgcolor=white>TEXT LINK HERE</TD></TR>
</TABLE>

Krimsin · 08-07-2003, 01:22 PM

I'm just saying....
Make someone's day and make it $10 a pop.

I wasn't trying to come off disrepectful, just, $100 ain't much.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krimsin
I'm just saying....
Make someone's day and make it $10 a pop.

I wasn't trying to come off disrepectful, just, $100 ain't much.

Umm.. I know. I'm a designer myself.. but this shit ain't worth more than $2 / pop.

I make galleries for $35/piece.. and one takes me around an hour.. now, it takes me around 3-5 minutes to make one of these.. why should I pay $10? I can get a decent gallery for that price, it's not what I'm looking for.

sickkittens · 08-07-2003, 01:24 PM

ICQ me - 78881543

High Quality · 08-07-2003, 01:25 PM

TGF, you've just wasted 10 minutes you could have used making these shitty galleries. tisk tisk tisk

serious · 08-07-2003, 01:26 PM

you providing the content?

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
TGF, you've just wasted 10 minutes you could have used making these shitty galleries. tisk tisk tisk

My eyes are bleeding. I've had my share of this shit for today

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious
you providing the content?

No content needed

sickkittens · 08-07-2003, 01:31 PM

I can do it. When do you need them by?

Krimsin · 08-07-2003, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Umm.. I know. I'm a designer myself.. but this shit ain't worth more than $2 / pop.

I make galleries for $35/piece.. and one takes me around an hour.. now, it takes me around 3-5 minutes to make one of these.. why should I pay $10? I can get a decent gallery for that price, it's not what I'm looking for.

Yeah I guess you're right. My bad. Usually... at least when I was making galleries, I was putting a lot of time into them. But if all you need is something super simple then more power to ya.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
I can do it. When do you need them by?

asap.

I'll be able to do them myself tomorrow morning agian

hehe..

Payment would be by epassporte only.

sickkittens · 08-07-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
asap.
I'll be able to do them myself tomorrow morning agian
hehe..

Payment would be by epassporte only.

ah, was hoping for Paypal.

Would have them for you soon too.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens

ah, was hoping for Paypal.

Would have them for you soon too.

Drop paypal.

anyways, the position is filled, thank all contestants.

BlackCrayon · 08-07-2003, 01:43 PM

5 bucks might seem ok for something so simple but its the money that the gallery could make that makes 5 bucks seem like nothing. i'd do it for, if i can use my ref code instead of yours in the banners.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
5 bucks might seem ok for something so simple but its the money that the gallery could make that makes 5 bucks seem like nothing. i'd do it for, if i can use my ref code instead of yours in the banners.

That's a twisted way of thinking. I'll never do another paysite for less than $2k because of the money the site COULD be making.. come on..

Phoenix66 · 08-07-2003, 01:51 PM

There is a lot of poor Russian ppl who will work their ass off for $4 per gallery (or even for $300 per month).

Luckily I'm not one of them

BlackCrayon · 08-07-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

That's a twisted way of thinking. I'll never do another paysite for less than $2k because of the money the site COULD be making.. come on..

i don't know, i don't do galleries myself and i never understood paying someone 20-50 bucks for something you could easily do yourself... but these guys make the galleries and get almost nothing for it (if you're paying 5 bucks). they do most of the work, all you gotta do is host it and promote it. i don't know how much paysite designs cost but i would imagine they would be much cheaper if the sites weren't intended to make money.

lamrobertson · 08-07-2003, 02:30 PM

ohh should have looked on our site. We have a bunch of standard templates that are resold. The price for the standard templates is between 5-12 each. If you need any others take a look at my sig.

Lorna

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Drop paypal.

anyways, the position is filled, thank all contestants.

Jakke PNG · 08-07-2003, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lamrobertson
ohh should have looked on our site. We have a bunch of standard templates that are resold. The price for the standard templates is between 5-12 each. If you need any others take a look at my sig.

Lorna

I need them for specific sites, and no more than 5 pics per gallery, and I'm not going to pay a cent over $5.

andreev · 08-07-2003, 07:41 PM

we can do it

hybrid · 08-07-2003, 07:43 PM

do you ant the header graphic made from scratch, or provided or taken from tour?

If u don't want it by scratch, I will do them

I'm taking a shower real quick, my ICQ is 163385497

I'll BRB in about 20

PotentMind · 08-07-2003, 08:01 PM

count me in! that sounds like fun...so much I'll do them for free!!!

candyflip · 08-07-2003, 08:44 PM

I own AVSCreate and can bang these out pretty easily I would imagine. If you haven't found anyone to take you up on this, give me a shout tomorrow. I haven't stopped using this program in the two weeks I've had it.

so far!!!

see sig.

08-07-2003, 01:11 PM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Anyone wanna make galleries for me for less than $5 /piece? Anyone wanna make galleries for me for less than $5 /piece? VERY VERY SIMPLE.. header graphic 5 pics 1-2 text links not all arranged in the exact same way. I'll take 20 for $100 today. Offer expires in 50 minutes. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-07-2003, 01:20 PM	#5
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Something along these lines: <table border=0 cellspacing=2 cellpadding=0> <tr><td colspan=3 bgcolor=white><font color=black>HEADER HERE</TD></TR> <tr><td bgcolor=white rowspan=3><font color=black>TEXT LINK HERE<br> TEXT LINK HERE<br> TEXT LINK HERE<br>TEXT LINK HERE<br>TEXT LINK HERE<br> </TD> <td bgcolor=DBF8FF><font color=black>THUMB</TD> <td bgcolor=DBF8FF><font color=black>THUMB</TD> </TR> <tr> <td colspan=2 bgcolor=DBF8FF><font color=black>THUMB</TD> </TR> <tr> <td bgcolor=DBF8FF><font color=black>THUMB</TD> <td bgcolor=DBF8FF><font color=black>THUMB</TD></TR> <tr><td colspan=3 bgcolor=white><font color=black>TEXT LINK HERE</TD></TR> </TABLE> __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-07-2003, 01:24 PM	#8
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	ICQ me - 78881543 __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

08-07-2003, 01:25 PM	#9
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	TGF, you've just wasted 10 minutes you could have used making these shitty galleries. tisk tisk tisk __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

08-07-2003, 01:31 PM	#13
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	I can do it. When do you need them by? __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

08-07-2003, 01:13 PM	#2
Krimsin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 133	HA! I'm not on the market to do this project... but even if I was... I wouldn't waste my time! Have a heart, and realize that no matter how easy it is, it still takes time and patience. Seriously that's like $15 an hour if you're fast. Fuck that.

08-07-2003, 01:15 PM	#3
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Get AVSCreate from www.avscreate.com Does what you want and does a shitload easily :-) Jon

08-07-2003, 01:22 PM	#6
Krimsin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 133	I'm just saying.... Make someone's day and make it $10 a pop. I wasn't trying to come off disrepectful, just, $100 ain't much.

08-07-2003, 01:26 PM	#10
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	you providing the content?

08-07-2003, 01:43 PM	#18
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	5 bucks might seem ok for something so simple but its the money that the gallery could make that makes 5 bucks seem like nothing. i'd do it for, if i can use my ref code instead of yours in the banners. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

08-07-2003, 01:51 PM	#20
Phoenix66 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 823	There is a lot of poor Russian ppl who will work their ass off for $4 per gallery (or even for $300 per month). Luckily I'm not one of them __________________ Adult Niche Traffic Exchange

08-07-2003, 07:41 PM	#24
andreev Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 8	we can do it __________________ Bigbigfishmiddlefishstudio - best design vladhosting- best hosting ICQ - 225758760

08-07-2003, 07:43 PM	#25
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	do you ant the header graphic made from scratch, or provided or taken from tour? If u don't want it by scratch, I will do them I'm taking a shower real quick, my ICQ is 163385497 I'll BRB in about 20

08-07-2003, 08:01 PM	#26
PotentMind Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 751	count me in! that sounds like fun...so much I'll do them for free!!! __________________ Icq: 191932060

08-07-2003, 08:44 PM	#27
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I own AVSCreate and can bang these out pretty easily I would imagine. If you haven't found anyone to take you up on this, give me a shout tomorrow. I haven't stopped using this program in the two weeks I've had it. so far!!! see sig. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me