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X37375787 08-08-2003 08:02 AM

150 assholish Shemps

Corleone 08-08-2003 08:05 AM

shemp is cool

chowda 08-08-2003 08:06 AM

shemp spelt backwards is shut the fuck up.

the Shemp 08-08-2003 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
dont fuck with my dad
Thanks son :)

scoreman 08-08-2003 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
fuck you all - shemp suckers
Back under the bridge for you Troll.

Weasel 08-08-2003 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
I've been looking around and every time shemp post something is to make fun of somebody, he never help or writte more tahn 2 lines///// I dunno but dont like the shmp fuck him
Shemp never list my galleries. I send 3 every day for over 2 yrs :mad:

Tipsy 08-08-2003 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Weasel


Shemp never list my galleries. I send 3 every day for over 2 yrs :mad:


Stop being so dumb and do a little research and you will see exactly why that is.

WicKed NinJas 08-08-2003 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by jas1552
Shemp is cool. I like Curly better, but shemp is 1000 times better than that homo Joe.

I agree 420%

PornoDoggy 08-08-2003 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by doggiestyle_ec
fuck you, you russian scumbag cheating fuck.

shemp is a great guy.

I don't know why the fuck this thread is so long ... doggiesyle summed it up pretty well.

Orgasmics 08-08-2003 02:48 PM

haretz, you have alot to learn... unfortunate for you though, it seems you're at full capacity. :uhoh

alexg 08-08-2003 02:58 PM

Shemp is a great guy! He set me up with a partner account and sends me some of his quality traffic... Besides that, he definitely helps people...I know he helped me more than once.
If he doesn't post a lot, than it's because he, unlike you works!!!

And finally, even if you don't like Shemp, if you had more brains than the average Blacks On Blondes blonde, you would know that starting a thread like that will not do good to you!

now eat this: :moon

Jarmusch 08-08-2003 03:03 PM

Shemp rules! He gave me a gold account :Graucho

the Shemp 08-08-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy


I don't know why the fuck this thread is so long ... doggiesyle summed it up pretty well.

I think its because i keep bumping it :)

Tipsy 08-08-2003 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp


I think its because i keep bumping it :)


...and of course the guy is/was fun to play with. Seems he's gone now though.

the Shemp 08-08-2003 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy



...and of course the guy is/was fun to play with. Seems he's gone now though.

ya Tipsy, it appears he's a hit and run poster. its too bad, i wanted to put him on my Xmas list this year. we're giving out canned hams.

blazx 08-08-2003 04:17 PM

haretz,
i am french and :winkwink:
you r an idiot :321GFY

Toker 08-09-2003 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
I've been looking around and every time shemp post something is to make fun of somebody, he never help or writte more tahn 2 lines///// I dunno but dont like the shmp fuck him
They must not teach people how to read in Austin Texas, I've never seen Shemp say anything bad about anyone?
Maybe you should quit chewing the cactus....

Fletch XXX 08-09-2003 10:39 AM

Austin ain't bad, had fuck loads of fun there.

San Marcos river rafting rules.

:)

Marcin 08-10-2003 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
thats what you all shemp fucker do, kiss his has just becasue he has a big tgp. bunch of loosers
I?m not kissing Shemp ass because it?s not necessary (I do this with The Hun, but looks like he don?t like ass kissing ;)). It's BS. Shemp is very nice and helpful person to all newbies and oldtimers. If everyone was like him this biz was a lot easer for me. He respond my mails when I ask him some time ago about partner account. He gives me partner account and he doesn?t say: ?you are from Poland I think you want cheat me?. After few months with Shemp I collected partner accounts to most big TGP?s. Right now I can live only from gallery making. I?m buying content, pay for host and still I have nice cash left. Shemp was first person who believe in my honesty. Thank you very much Shemp. Ignore this person. He is nobody.

Fluid of Fuck Me 08-10-2003 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
lol My dad owne 2 mcdonalds franchiese...if you want work drop me a line
Point of fact. Mc Donalds has strict rules about who it gives franchises to. No single person can own more then one location at a time. So either he owned a bit of stock in a company that invested in locations or you're completely full of shit.

I'm betting the later.

Kimmykim 08-10-2003 03:32 PM

Why is this thread still going?

Shemp is one of the best people I know.

CDSmith 08-10-2003 05:50 PM

I still say Shemp is Eric Clapton's more stylish lookalike half-brother.

Tipsy 08-10-2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fluid of Fuck Me


Point of fact. Mc Donalds has strict rules about who it gives franchises to. No single person can own more then one location at a time. So either he owned a bit of stock in a company that invested in locations or you're completely full of shit.

I'm betting the later.


Not always true. We have a guy locally that now owns three McD's (all of them crap even for McD's). But then that could just be because it's non-US.

LadyMischief 08-10-2003 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy



Not always true. We have a guy locally that now owns three McD's (all of them crap even for McD's). But then that could just be because it's non-US.

Actually that's generally true for the most part... It's actually the same with Tim Horton's. I know this because our local Tim Hortons was run by some guy, and apparently it got SO many complaints and was SUCH a shitty Timmy's, the head office came in and took over and removed him from the Franchise.. considering what he paid to OWN it in the first place, I'm sure he was unhappy. :)

the Shemp 08-10-2003 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I still say Shemp is Eric Clapton's more stylish lookalike half-brother.
ya, i dress better :)

digifan 08-10-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


ya, i dress better :)

:thumbsup

dougeetx 08-10-2003 10:51 PM

He's not half as big an asshole as Fletch XXX!

haretz 08-11-2003 04:55 PM

WTF IS THIS ????????????

baddog 08-11-2003 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
WTF IS THIS ????????????
well, if I am not mistaken, it is a gathering of webmasters, primarily established ones, telling you what a dumbshit you are.

You will go far in this business I am sure.

Hey, did you ever have a winner for that $19.95 contest you were running?

Steve 08-12-2003 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
I dunno but dont like the haretz fuck him
wow, I never saw Shemp so upset before! :Graucho

Toker 08-12-2003 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
I think that haretz is jealous....

Shemp can hug and kiss Nina in a heartbeat, while Mr. Man can only dream about such an encounter...

So we actually should feel sorry for the lil' fucker :glugglug

He does have a cute girlfriend, I'd hit it if I ever got to Austin Texas where he's at!
He's just someone who crossed the river when it was low!

Toker 08-12-2003 12:36 AM

Here's what HARETZ looks like!

http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/show...ghlight=HARETZ

the Shemp 08-12-2003 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve


wow, I never saw Shemp so upset before! :Graucho

:thumbsup

advertiser 08-12-2003 04:20 AM

When I grow up I want to be just like Shemp.
Cool ,wise and a babe magnet.
If he ever comes to Australia I will buy him a beer.

haretz 08-12-2003 08:30 AM

I dont think you can hit mi GF fuckingg bastard I bet you are ugly and fat

Ohhhh shit other shemp sucker!!! there are everywhere, now in australia OMG!!!! BUNCH OF LOOSERS

haretz 08-12-2003 08:32 AM

BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Beastiepoo 08-12-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Good grief dude, chill out. We've beaten you down already, are you sure you can take more assfucking? I can always stroll over to that other board and get MORE posts of you being an idiot newbie.


Shemp, you personify your coolness by not letting this asshole get under your skin. Love ya man.:thumbsup

NBDesign 08-12-2003 08:50 AM

You must not be looking too hard... Shemp has never said nothing bad to me or anyone in my posts... If there are posts where he did say something not to your liking... maybe those people deserved what was said.

Don't know Shemp personally... but he seems to be very cool...

So, by posting this thread... you too are badmouthing someone and if you do not like that in a person... are you saying you do not like yourself too?

You are making yourself look like a total idiot by posting a negative message about a person posting negative message.

I will now end this post by saying :321GFY

Groove 08-12-2003 08:58 AM

Well I say haretz is a PEDOPHILE :321GFY

I have no basis for this allegation.

I am merely shit-stiring.

Just like this thread.

hahmike 08-12-2003 09:12 AM

agreed, shemp is an ass.


no, wait, he isn't. he appears to be a very nice guy and a lot of people are able to put food on their table, buy toys or take vacations thanks to his FREE listings. including myself.

so :321GFY haretz.

CDSmith 08-12-2003 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Well I say haretz is a PEDOPHILE :321GFY
Hmm..... no. Judging by the average age-to-mentality quotient of his posts I'd say he is more likely the<i> target </i>of pedophiles. We should really pity him, for he has obviously been violated repeatedly.



On a side note.... damn this coffee is good. <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/coffee.gif">

the Shemp 08-12-2003 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo


Shemp, you personify your coolness by not letting this asshole get under your skin. Love ya man.:thumbsup

I don't know this guy and i dont do business with him. He doesnt like my sense of humour and the fact that i rarely type more than two lines.
http://shemp.com/monkdance.gif

haretz 08-14-2003 04:44 PM

all of the ny energy problem is shemp fault!!! THANK YOU SHEMP!

JoeS 08-14-2003 04:47 PM

Hi Shemp!

Lets lock this thread.. every time it gets bumped its like a billboard saying that a really nice guy in the industry is an asshole.


I met Shemp for the first time in Phoenix during a seminar and he was very nice and helpful and down to earth.



Joe Segal

baddog 08-14-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Do you think I could hire you as a consultant? You seem to be so in tune with what people feel.

the Shemp 08-14-2003 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
all of the ny energy problem is shemp fault!!! THANK YOU SHEMP!
Hey, no amusing posts less than two lines, OK?
thats my area, go away


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