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08-06-2003, 04:07 PM | #1 |
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KB's Top Ten Memories, and Quotes of INternext
10). Wonderful cocktail party thrown by AVN in the Presidential Suite my bro D$ and J$ had- ( I was lucky to share the extra bedroom for two nights), little did i know earlier that evening that the glass door may appear to be open , when it is NOT. J Styles saw me almost concuss myself silly.
9). David from Python asking a certain big head honcho of a major company if that was his daughter he was with. PRICELESS for those of you know who. 8). Talking to the guys at Sexinc about my new Too Short venture to which they said "hey man that's way cool!, I love Too Short he is old school!" then I said well turn around and say hello...and he appeared to shake their hand and both guys turned white as a ghost, great laugh. They had no idea he was in the party. 7). DJ Evan speaking into a lamp at 5:00 am tony soprano style while discussing proprietary info, ten minutes after J styles informed him that the FBI had an office on the floor :-)) westin DIPLOMAT- dignitaries stay there from all over the world people.....wow. 6). Players Pool party kicks it off hot with a performance from YT Cracker freestylin' I get a call from Too Short he is on the way at 8:30, he is on at 9 - 8:45 torrential monsoon hits the Westin. Turntables and D$'s hopes were all washed away- until later that evening. 5). Too Short playing for 100 lucky webmasters upstairs with a bar set up in a cool ballroom with a balcony- performing his old school classics over Evan from XPAYS killer break beats! CLASSIC MEMORY. 4). Hearing JJ and Rockfish rock Silvercash's party at the pool- kudos on the bikini contest.... as well. 3). Me disappearing for two days ( something I rarely do) I think it had to do with PIGTAILS........ 2). Fucking Haitian's I hate them all- Je Desteste les Haitian's And the number ONE quote and memory of the tradeshow goes to SWEET T! Driving on the way to the wonderful webquest/ Hustler dinner at AGO in South Beach aboard the NATIONAL NET EXPRESS J Styles asks if anyone has read the recent WIRED MAG articl on Gary and Sex.com- I begin to cring because I am with my date and know where this is about to go- The quote they took from me in case you haven't read the article was along the lines of introdcuing a new girlfriend to Gary and saying she sucks cock like you wouldn't believe.... Uopn hearing that "pigtails" as I will call her gasps and shakes her head- Tony says' Well maybe tonight if we run into any reporters you could tell em how well this one does double anal , double vaginal...." Thank G-d I think she took ten xanax's that night- it'd all she ate at AGO, well that and a piece of Gnocci... ONE gnocci.
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08-06-2003, 04:20 PM | #2 |
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you call yours a gnocci.. I thought jews had a good piece of meat....
atleast I refer to mine as italian sasuage ;-)))
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08-06-2003, 04:23 PM | #3 |
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Dissapointed that they let your ass on that limo bus that I helped pay for;-) Maybe $17k fell out of your pocket though?
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08-06-2003, 04:36 PM | #4 | |
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You and I are doing business together ... and going to make some nice coin! I think you're an asshole when it comes to a number of things you say and do - and have no qualms about telling you so privately or publicly. We have a relationship that allows either one of us to be straight forward and not take it personally. I appreciate that KB and I are great friends whether we do business or not, and have the same straight forward type of relationship. I'm not taking sides here, but this has gone on way too long already. Although you might not care in the least what i have to say - you guys should talk this thing out in private already and keep it between you both. It's already ugly - and knowing you 2 it's only going to get uglier! Increase the peace! Just my |
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08-06-2003, 04:40 PM | #5 |
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KB you need to learn English buddy...
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08-06-2003, 04:43 PM | #6 |
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KB....MUCH love to you sweets! You make me laugh...
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08-06-2003, 04:44 PM | #7 |
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J$, remember our phone call earlier today? ;-) I do.
I do not hold it against you that you are friends with KB. But he fucked me for $17k, when I get back my $17k I will shut up. Until then, game on. Let me fuck you for $17k and see how you like it.
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08-06-2003, 04:51 PM | #8 |
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WOW- You're a hell of a name dropper.
*sigh* if only to be so popular..... |
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that was a classic moment KB! btw - make sure you hook up with J. Swing ( aka Adam) in Newport. email me if you need his info brent AT SexInc.com
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I'll make my sales and $$$ with you regardless based soley on my contacts and ability, and would rather see you turn down the heat on KB. In regards to fucking ME out of any $$$ .... let's get this straight here and now, I said you're an asshole and will call you on it publicly or privately - I don't think you're stupid and would put yourself in that position |
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08-06-2003, 05:56 PM | #11 |
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Brent definitely get me J Swing' s Digits he is the best man!
Brad- You obviously have to admit that if I truly fucked you for $17,000 I just may be smarter than you? Just an observation kid. I'll go back to praying for you.
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08-06-2003, 06:07 PM | #12 |
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What is Kbizzle?
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It's a type of catnip... I think the appropriate question is who is KBizzle, and what does he do to make people money ???????
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08-06-2003, 06:44 PM | #15 |
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Backov you are the very reason why Libel can be enforced -
Believing just what you read isn't always the best way to go through life.
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08-06-2003, 06:45 PM | #16 |
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fo shizzle kbizzle izzle hizzle bizzle nizzle zizzle wizzle fizzle rizzle gizzle jizzle sizzle dizzle vizzle cizzle mizzle kizzle lizzle pizzle
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08-06-2003, 06:52 PM | #17 |
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you forgot wizzle.
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08-06-2003, 07:22 PM | #18 |
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This Brad -KB thing is getting pretty fucking boring. Get over it already.
KB props on pigtails - I was jealous! |
08-06-2003, 07:28 PM | #19 |
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Hey IKE,
As you should know by now ... I'm TOTALLY into my lady! So, no disrespect to you - YOUR sister is HOT, dude! |
08-06-2003, 07:31 PM | #20 |
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Pics of Pigtails?
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You need to read up on the definition of libel buddy. And eat a dick as well.
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Are we doing some kinda trade my sister for pigtails?????
Where does she live? How come everyone else gets lucky at these shows but me. I need KB and Roger to give my game same tips. |
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This is Jonathan, dude! KB would do the trade I'm sure. He's coming over right now. I'll Let him know you're interested. LOL I ain't trading my lady though ... and YOU KNOW THIS, man! |
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17k is allot of Jack.....
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KB, I am going to lay off you for a couple days. Let you collect your thoughts. Do the right thing, or I will simply tighten the screws across the board. Consider this a peace offering.
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deal Brad....
Ike- Pigtails was too much fun- she felt NO PAIN either I can guarantee you- Loved your sister- She is adorable and a shana maidel...
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