I was face to face with a bear in my driveway last week.
The fucker snuck up on my while I was smoking a cigarette.
I turn around, see it, clench my sphincter to prevent shitting myself, and say "Go Away!".
The fucking thing took off into the woods at top speed.
Originally posted by The Truth Hurts Try this out.
I was face to face with a bear in my driveway last week.
The fucker snuck up on my while I was smoking a cigarette.
I turn around, see it, clench my sphincter to prevent shitting myself, and say "Go Away!".
The fucking thing took off into the woods at top speed.
that was me in a bear suit.. and i got your wallet before i left..
kthx.
Animals are sensitive to strong smells. You can try such things as containers of mothballs, bowls of lemon extract etc to run them off. They make smoke bombs that will either kill or drive off animals too. We have city people that will come catch them up and remove them around here or kill them if needed. Just depends on where they are hanging out.
If they are getting into your trashcans, odd enough sounding, find someone with a huge dawg and get its leavings from their yard, and put them on top of the cans for awhile. Sprinkles in PILES around them as well. Like on rocks, humps in the ground etc..
If its in the attic... find out where it gets in and out... set off about 4 insecticide or smoke bombs in the attic and sit outside until you see it exit, then board up the entry point with treated lumber. If you use the smoke bombs make sure they are lit in a metal bucket or you'll burn the place down. lol
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We raised one on a bottle after the dogs killed it's mother. Little asshole too. If he got into the sugar, you were going to need a broom to get him out.
Flushing tennis balls down the toilet. Plugging the sink and turning on the water.
Oh, I've never known a coon to turn off the water.
They wash everything they eat. It's funny to give them crackers and a bowl of water. Little asshole.
Oh yea. How to get rid of a coon. Cat shit. They hate cats. Dump your (or your neighbors) litterbox where he goes in.
Originally posted by The Truth Hurts Try this out.
I was face to face with a bear in my driveway last week.
The fucker snuck up on my while I was smoking a cigarette.
I turn around, see it, clench my sphincter to prevent shitting myself, and say "Go Away!".
The fucking thing took off into the woods at top speed.
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