What is the GREATEST INVENTION of ALL time? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 08-03-2003, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli

*start grumpy smurf*

I hate it when people steal my good ideas.

*end grumpy smurf*

You invented the printing press? You must be pretty old.

Vivaldi · 08-03-2003, 04:53 AM

Money

KRL · 08-03-2003, 05:29 AM

The Human Mind

Que? · 08-03-2003, 05:38 AM

I vote for the spork with anti hair waxing in second

Jimbo · 08-03-2003, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
the spork

it's perfect for kraft dinner!

swedguy · 08-03-2003, 06:21 AM

Eroscillator

Every woman need one of these

Vivaldi · 08-03-2003, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo

it's perfect for kraft dinner!

You can buy it

Money is the greatest invention!

The Human Mind was not invented, at least by the human race...

Zayne E. · 08-03-2003, 06:38 AM

The greatest invention of all time?

Hands down...it's the thermos

Sure...you might say that all it does it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold....

But how does it know?

(old joke...this thread begged for it

)

Gemini · 08-03-2003, 06:58 AM

lol Zayne... I remember asking my Mom that question when I was little. Good thing I didn't drop it and end up eating the broken glass that many seem to have done here on gfy. It's obviously detrimental to brain function! ;-)P

The first best invention? Hmmm since we will never know exactly what it might have been, it could have been the stick that they dipped ants or termites with OR the stick ti whack the neighbor guy for HIS ants!

Since NONE of the other inverntions would have been possible without that first step eh?

sexeducation · 08-04-2003, 02:13 AM

It's interesting that several chose the "printing press"(also my first choice).

Really though, the printing press only sped up information sharing.

This physical acceleration of information sharing (books) - just got ran over by the "information super highway" (internet).

I'll go for - family.
as my choice.

Scully0325 · 09-10-2003, 02:31 PM

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Ross · 09-10-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
The best invention in History is

THE PILL

without it lots of guys would be paying lots of money for babies
without it lots of girls wouldn't give it up so easy
without it you wouldn't find that many 18 year olds having sex for the photographer at any time

Cheers

I'm with you

theharvman · 09-10-2003, 02:39 PM

Paul Gottlieb Nipkow
Invented a rotating-disk technology to transmit pictures over wire in 1884. The Nipkow Disk was the very first electromechanical television scanning system. Nipkow's system was abandoned early in the history of television for the electronic systems developed by later inventors.

SexxxyChat-T · 09-10-2003, 02:46 PM

Straight from Donnie Darko:

"Antiseptics. Like the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine."

That is the greatest invention to benefit mankind

Theo · 09-10-2003, 02:50 PM

toilet paper

ytcracker · 09-10-2003, 02:54 PM

freeadultcontent · 09-10-2003, 02:59 PM

pasturization.

Wilbo · 09-10-2003, 03:00 PM

I watched a show on this one time, they said it was the water jug. Without that man couldn't have ventured far from the local water source.

Evil1 · 09-10-2003, 03:17 PM

Idiots, it's the douche.

dinkz · 09-10-2003, 03:21 PM

I put my vote on Eve. Imagine how life would be without females?

Rocky · 09-10-2003, 03:24 PM

Penrod · 09-10-2003, 03:33 PM

Airplane

The Movie

Ic3m4nZ · 09-10-2003, 03:36 PM

The Gym.

OneHungLo · 09-10-2003, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Where did he go? did he get bored? give up?

SleazeQueen · 09-10-2003, 03:44 PM

At first I was going to say the Rabbit Pearl Vibrator, but I"ve got to go with Birth Control.

SQ

Penthouse_mike · 09-10-2003, 03:53 PM

Soap improved sanitation so people could live in cities in close proximity to each other and animals. This allowed city-life to take off by reducing the risk of infectious disease.

B O B · 09-10-2003, 03:56 PM

porn....

jscott · 09-10-2003, 03:59 PM

i'd say electricity also...........it has lead to the developement to almost everything that makes life easy and more relaxing

Furious_Female · 09-10-2003, 04:40 PM

Indoor plumbing

JDog · 09-10-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Uh, radio! Music is what keeps me goin!

jDoG

JasonB · 09-10-2003, 04:47 PM

Bulldog-Johnnie · 09-10-2003, 04:57 PM

The Pocket Rocket- get's the job done when you can't/don't want to....

hunnyluv · 11-15-2003, 09:08 PM

without a doubt, primordial ooze.

SKULL · 11-15-2003, 09:16 PM

Telephone

BeHeadR · 11-15-2003, 09:50 PM

Continuim Transfunctioner

EZRhino · 11-15-2003, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
the spork

Fucking love this one ........ good post

baddog · 11-15-2003, 10:04 PM

the widget

hunnyluv · 11-15-2003, 10:17 PM

P 2 P

boneless · 11-15-2003, 10:24 PM

internet

arial · 11-15-2003, 10:25 PM

JasonB · 11-15-2003, 10:26 PM

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sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	It's interesting that several chose the "printing press"(also my first choice). Really though, the printing press only sped up information sharing. This physical acceleration of information sharing (books) - just got ran over by the "information super highway" (internet). I'll go for - family. as my choice.

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