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Did I skim this thread too quickly, or has no one mentioned:

Silly Patents that should never have been granted?!

Alcohol.
But....

I'm still waiting for the perfect, instant hangover remedy to take #1 spot.

centrifugal clutch

:1orglaugh

hmmmm

lol @ the segway


I would say it was prob the phone or radio

that shit would have worked wonders when people were still waiting for messengers for months on horseback

The printing press

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*start grumpy smurf*

I hate it when people steal my good ideas.

*end grumpy smurf*

50 :glugglug

You invented the printing press? You must be pretty old.

Money

The Human Mind

I vote for the spork with anti hair waxing in second

it's perfect for kraft dinner!

Eroscillator

Every woman need one of these :Graucho

You can buy it :1orglaugh

Money is the greatest invention!

The Human Mind was not invented, at least by the human race... :warning

The greatest invention of all time?

Hands down...it's the thermos

Sure...you might say that all it does it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold....

But how does it know?

(old joke...this thread begged for it :Graucho )

lol Zayne... I remember asking my Mom that question when I was little. Good thing I didn't drop it and end up eating the broken glass that many seem to have done here on gfy. It's obviously detrimental to brain function! ;-)P


The first best invention? Hmmm since we will never know exactly what it might have been, it could have been the stick that they dipped ants or termites with OR the stick ti whack the neighbor guy for HIS ants!


Since NONE of the other inverntions would have been possible without that first step eh? :winkwink:

It's interesting that several chose the "printing press"(also my first choice).

Really though, the printing press only sped up information sharing.

This physical acceleration of information sharing (books) - just got ran over by the "information super highway" (internet).


I'll go for - family.
as my choice.

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I'm with you

Paul Gottlieb Nipkow
Invented a rotating-disk technology to transmit pictures over wire in 1884. The Nipkow Disk was the very first electromechanical television scanning system. Nipkow's system was abandoned early in the history of television for the electronic systems developed by later inventors. :BangBang:

Straight from Donnie Darko:

"Antiseptics. Like the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine."

That is the greatest invention to benefit mankind

toilet paper

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pasturization.

I watched a show on this one time, they said it was the water jug. Without that man couldn't have ventured far from the local water source.

Idiots, it's the douche.

I put my vote on Eve. Imagine how life would be without females? :helpme

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The Movie

The Gym.

Where did he go? did he get bored? give up?

At first I was going to say the Rabbit Pearl Vibrator, but I"ve got to go with Birth Control.

SQ

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Soap improved sanitation so people could live in cities in close proximity to each other and animals. This allowed city-life to take off by reducing the risk of infectious disease.

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i'd say electricity also...........it has lead to the developement to almost everything that makes life easy and more relaxing :)

Indoor plumbing