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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Gigli bombs: Lopez & Affleck get roasted

    "One of the worst movies ever"

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    now I wanna see it just to see how bad it is... lol
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  • SpaceAce
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 6493

    #2
    "Much of the movie features Affleck?s efforts to change Lopez? character from being a lesbian into a straight woman."

    Didn't he already do that in Chasing Amy? How appropriate, the plot that made him famous will also be the plot that finishes him off.

    SpaceAce

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    • Gutterboy
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2002
      • 4751

      #3
      Going to see American Wedding tomorrow, maybe I'll theater hop that one afterwards. Lopez last flick bombed too.. maid in manhattan or something.

      I can't believe affleck married that ho. Sure hitting that ass a few times would be nice.. but marriage? fuck no.

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      • DTK
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        • Feb 2002
        • 4546

        #4
        From the preview, it looked like it was going to be a pooch.
        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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        • bringer
          i have man boobies
          • Jul 2003
          • 13082

          #5
          they're married? when?
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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            that's pretty bad when they call it one of the worst movies in cinema history.... lol
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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              I'd like to see them literally roasted. On a spit. Turning slowly over a bonfire.

              What?

              too harsh?

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              • loverboy
                When it rains, it pours
                • May 2003
                • 20609

                #8
                married? haven't heard any news yet.

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                • Rich
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 11486

                  #9

                  While their romance was said to have been originally sparked with the shooting of ?Gigli,? critics see little of that spark in the movie. Critics have compared the film to such box office flops as Madonna?s ?Swept Away,? Mariah Carey?s ?Glitter? and Britney Spears vehicle ?Crossroads.?
                  hmm, notice a pattern? Maybe these dumb bitches will start to realize that just because you're hot and can sing, doesn't mean you can fucking act.

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                  • Niki
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 1476

                    #10
                    she is fucking hot, but she is also the dumbest "star" today

                    affleck is an idiot, without doubt

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                    • Gutterboy
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4751

                      #11
                      "Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, ?It?s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.?

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                      • Gutterboy
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4751

                        #12
                        Originally posted by loverboy
                        married? haven't heard any news yet.
                        ha, thought they were married already. We can only hope Ben comes to his senses.

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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                          WW4L
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10581

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Niki
                          she is fucking hot, but she is also the dumbest "star" today

                          affleck is an idiot, without doubt

                          Dumb means one cannot speak.. if only ignorant people were dumb too..eh

                          i dont think J-lo give a fuck what anyone thinks about her..she is filthy stinking rich

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            of course she cares... or at least she should. Make enough movies that stink, and soon you're not making movies anymore cuz no one wants to cast you
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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991

                              #15
                              I haven't seen this one yet, and I'm not going to. I'm allergic to Jennifer Lopez.

                              BUT Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (which my neighbour highly recommended) is most definitely the worst movie made with a big budget. It was cool watching them shoot up the Vancouver Colisseum (library) though.
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                              • Martin
                                "Assassins"
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 17277

                                #16
                                Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, ?It?s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.?

                                lol..

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                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                  WW4L
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 10581

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  of course she cares... or at least she should. Make enough movies that stink, and soon you're not making movies anymore cuz no one wants to cast you
                                  but if she were not cast in another movie ever.. would she go broke?.. this chick has her fingers in alot of pie...not that i like her, watch her movies, listen to her music or buy her clothes... but you cant deny she's not business savvy

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                    but if she were not cast in another movie ever.. would she go broke?.. this chick has her fingers in alot of pie...not that i like her, watch her movies, listen to her music or buy her clothes... but you cant deny she's not business savvy
                                    of course not... but I don't think the money concerns her much. She wants to act... and be taken as a serious actress. This movie isn't helping her. That other movie she did, "The Cell" sucked balls too.
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                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                      WW4L
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 10581

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                      of course not... but I don't think the money concerns her much. She wants to act... and be taken as a serious actress. This movie isn't helping her. That other movie she did, "The Cell" sucked balls too.
                                      thats to bad for her.. cause Ben hasnt told her how shitty of an actresss she is yet.. or that anyone told him how shitty he is..they were a bad acting marriage made in hell

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                                      • Ice
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26053

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                        that's pretty bad when they call it one of the worst movies in cinema history.... lol

                                        Its funny though... when film critics say a movie sucks... most normal people think its great
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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Niki
                                          she is fucking hot, but she is also the dumbest "star" today

                                          affleck is an idiot, without doubt

                                          It's tough to call someone worth over $140 million dumb.

                                          Spend you some brain.
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                                          • foe
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 5246

                                            #22
                                            no suprise there

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              Lopez is a pretty smart business woman... I wouldn't call her dumb by any means... bad actress, yes... dumb, hell no.
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                                              • TaDoW
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 3875

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                "One of the worst movies ever"

                                                link


                                                now I wanna see it just to see how bad it is... lol
                                                now THAT'S a brilliant marketing strategy.
                                                -TaDoW

                                                I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                • Niki
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 1476

                                                  #25
                                                  dumb = arrogant, shortsighted whore ... hehe

                                                  )

                                                  btw: I'm not an American, so maybe I mean it right, but type it wrong
                                                  Ivo

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                                                  • Chichio
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 1467

                                                    #26
                                                    I broke down about a three weeks ago waiting to see Pirates Of The Caribbean and I did one of those surveys where they show you a trailer. It was this Gigli movie.

                                                    What did you like about the previews?: ?not much?
                                                    How would you describe this movie?: ?Crappy chick flick?
                                                    Would you see this movie?: ?no?
                                                    Was there anything you liked about the previews?: ?Yeah, J-lo?s ass?

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                                                    • maxjohan
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 7219

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                      Going to see American Wedding tomorrow, maybe I'll theater hop that one afterwards. Lopez last flick bombed too.. maid in manhattan or something.

                                                      I can't believe affleck married that ho. Sure hitting that ass a few times would be nice.. but marriage? fuck no.
                                                      You talk like a real GFY member
                                                      I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                      • phogirl69
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                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 3330

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm surprised everyone thinks J-lo is a bad actress. I actually think she's a good actress, she's just a horrible singer.

                                                        And she's not all that. If you've ever seen her as an In Living Color fly girl dancer back in the days she was incredible ugly. It takes her thousands of dollars to look like that, over 10k per job for a makeup artist Scott Barnes to do her makeup and sprits on her self-tanner with an airbrush, and thousands for someone just to wax her eyebrows. And she spends thousands of dollars on
                                                        Creme De La Mer for her skin just so she can stay looking young.
                                                        Looks like a plain old woman that tries real hard to look good.

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                                                        • Snake Doctor
                                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 13449

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by candyflip


                                                          It's tough to call someone worth over $140 million dumb.
                                                          Not really....she's dumb.

                                                          See that was easy.

                                                          She's rich, but that's just because of her god given looks and talent. Her agents/managers/handlers are the ones that are "smart" and negotiate the deals to make her money.

                                                          J-Lo has TWO fulltime eyebrow specialists. (One for each eyebrow I'm guessing)
                                                          That's not how a "smart" person would spend their money

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                                                          • sickkittens
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                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 25100

                                                            #30
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                                                            • phogirl69
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                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 3330

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Lenny2



                                                              J-Lo has TWO fulltime eyebrow specialists. (One for each eyebrow I'm guessing)
                                                              That's not how a "smart" person would spend their money

                                                              Guess you've been watching E and VHI too huh? Anyways, ALL celebs spend thousands on eybrow shapers and over 10k on makeup artists per event, I know Britney does and I bet all the big female celebs do. J-lo made 37 million last yr according to Forbes magazine, why shouldn't she spend a few k on a eyebrow specialists? It's like us going to McDonalds to her.

                                                              Anyways, I shouldn't talk shit, I know if I was rich like that I'd probably spend thousands on an eybrow waxer and makeup artist and clothes too!!!!

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                                                              • Strife
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                                                                • Aug 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                                Going to see American Wedding tomorrow.
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