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Sarah_Jayne · 07-29-2003, 07:38 AM

Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges

A German man who whipped his fiancee with a cat faces prosecution under strict animal-rights laws.

The 43-year-old, of Ludwigslust, picked up the cat and repeatedly beat his fiancee with it while he was drunk.

It isn't known whether the 49-year-old woman would file charges of assault. She suffered cuts and bruises.

The cat died during the attack.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804217.html

Kapitan Ivanov · 07-29-2003, 07:41 AM

Fucking pig should have his head smashed in.

beergood · 07-29-2003, 07:42 AM

bwahahahahahahaahahhaahahaaahahaaaaaa.

jas1552 · 07-29-2003, 09:15 AM

lol pussywhipped

Gutterboy · 07-29-2003, 09:16 AM

lol, thats brutal.

KRL · 07-29-2003, 09:18 AM

What's the world coming too?

First Joey Buttafuco, now this.

Fletch XXX · 07-29-2003, 09:18 AM

'what the fuck is wrong with german people?'

detoxed · 07-29-2003, 09:18 AM

thats crazy

Lickshots · 07-29-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges

The cat died during the attack.

I know I shouldn't be laughing, but that is damn funny.

Katlicious72 · 07-29-2003, 09:21 AM

That's hilariously funny

Greg B · 07-29-2003, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges

A German man who whipped his fiancee with a cat faces prosecution under strict animal-rights laws.

The 43-year-old, of Ludwigslust, picked up the cat and repeatedly beat his fiancee with it while he was drunk.

It isn't known whether the 49-year-old woman would file charges of assault. She suffered cuts and bruises.

The cat died during the attack.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804217.html

I guess the FUR was really flying over in Germany.

I heard of a woman getting her claws into a guy but this is a twist.

The victim's statement to police was " I tawt I taw a puddytat! "

Was it a Ted Nugent song: " Cat Scratch Fever " ?

Somebody already said 'Pussywhipped'.

It takes one to know one.

A new reality site: " Pet Spanking Bus "

The two people involved were identified as one Selina Kyle and one Bruce Wayne both of Gotham City. Witnesses at the scene report hearing the American millionaire playboy Wayne as screaming, " My secret identity? What about YOUR secret identity? "

Police report that the victim wasn't totally unarmed. A search revealed she was packing two pet chiuahuas in her ankle holsters.

Later developements revealed the man who assaulted the woman with the cat was actually a john who was deaf and the woman a hooker who kept asking him " What the hell do you want? Speak up for pete's sake! "

Tofu · 07-29-2003, 09:45 AM

vicki · 07-29-2003, 09:53 AM

mandatory charges for harming the cat
no mandatory charges for beating the woman

ummm okkkkkkk

Sarah_Jayne · 07-29-2003, 10:57 AM

certainly a catastrophic story

alias · 07-29-2003, 11:19 AM

hahaha

MetaMan · 07-29-2003, 11:21 AM

germans!

what else will they do?

smack · 07-29-2003, 11:22 AM

i'm sorry that's so absurd i really can't help but laugh.

gothweb · 07-29-2003, 11:34 AM

I hope she presses charges, too. It would be insane if the only charge were for harming an animal.

skitten · 07-29-2003, 12:54 PM

What a pathetic excuse for a human being. Rotting in hell is too good for a cocksucker like that.

And for those who find humor in the cruel, senseless death of an innocent animal by a prickless woman beater...I feel sorry for you.

Gutterboy · 07-29-2003, 12:56 PM

I get the most hilarious visual whenever I see this thread...

raaaaaaaaaaarrwwwwwwww

*whap!*

raaaaawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrr

*whap!*

SexxxyChat-T · 07-29-2003, 12:59 PM

Its messed up, but funny anyways.

I've done some stupid stuff while drunk too... not that stupid... but hey, he's German.

Probono · 07-29-2003, 01:03 PM

funkmaster · 07-29-2003, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
The cat died during the attack.

... I know this ain´t funny, but this line made me LOL !!

Greg B · 07-29-2003, 02:00 PM

Wait a minute!

I just read at CNN a story about a detective in Germany who was on the case of the 'Cat Beaten Woman'.

According to a French paper that had covered the story, well actually an unrelated event in the same police precinct, the couple had been fighting for some time.

It appears that they were part of some political group and had been at a protest or something.

It was one of those protests that was on the news last week in Germany I think somebody here posted about. Something about Iraq war/taxes.

So according to the CNN brief the woman was a spokesperson for one of these groups and the man wasn't her husband nor boyfriend but a neighbor who worked at some lab or something that was accused of supplying sympathy to Iraq. The fight was about Germany's association with the Saudis and Iraqis and the operation of the U.S. and Iraq.

The French reporter who got all this info was actually interviewing a neighbor when the fight broke out because there was a brief fire associated and no one knew of the cat story UNTIL it was reported from a hospital that reports all domestic violence cases.

So apparently what happened was by sheer accident they got the cat story from the hospital NOT the police. The French reporter got more information from a neighbor named 'Sparks the Talking Dog' who it appears had it in for the cat who was his stage partner for years named 'Wiffy the Chatting Cat'. They apparently had a falling out about the Iraq war and heard the couple arguing and Wiffy barged in and added his two goddamned cents in and it wasn't that the guy beat the woman with Wiffy, no, it was the opposite, the guy beat Wiffy with the woman. That's why he wasn't charged with beating a woman cause it was the other way around.

Wiffy the Cat's agent who's from Belgium is supposed to go on Larry King Live to discuss his client's demise. Sparks the Talking Dog won't be on Larry King because he doesn't speak English and his interpreter won't be available because she's in Venice where she does a monthly talk segment on the 'Dr. Bunny Laura Show'. It's a show about a rabbit that takes call ins from pets who talk and have problems.

Sarah_Jayne · 07-29-2003, 03:19 PM

say what?

Ironhorse · 07-29-2003, 03:24 PM

It wasn't my high-school friend btw

Interlude · 07-29-2003, 04:13 PM

Did anyone else read the title as "cat feces" ? Took me a bit... sigh.

Gutterboy · 07-29-2003, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
Did anyone else read the title as "cat feces" ? Took me a bit... sigh.

fucking pervert!

skitten · 07-29-2003, 04:29 PM

Again - to those who are amused by this sickening story - I hope that you aren't raising children. Anyone without compassion for animals, definitely should not be a parent.

jas1552 · 07-29-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skitten
Again - to those who are amused by this sickening story - I hope that you aren't raising children. Anyone without compassion for animals, definitely should not be a parent.

I don't think anybody is for animal cruelty. But with all the sufferring and cruelty in the world against humans and animals I'm not gonna shed a tear over one cat. Even if it were my own. Life is tough. It's over and done with. Our laughter isn't gonna hurt that cat. It's a pity for the cat and all but the visuals the story conjurs up are funny. Lighten up.

ibs · 07-29-2003, 05:05 PM

You guys are definitely twisted!

I think this is just plain sick!

How you guys could find humor???..

Oh shit I can?t take it bawaaaahaaaaa haaaa haaaa oh my god hahahahahah bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha oh I cant stop bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha oh my sides hurt bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha roflmao bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha bawaaaaahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha pip

SykkBoy · 07-29-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skitten
Again - to those who are amused by this sickening story - I hope that you aren't raising children. Anyone without compassion for animals, definitely should not be a parent.

oh shut the fuck up already

Sarah_Jayne · 07-29-2003, 05:34 PM

the absurd will always get a smile ...also, some people have been around the board long enough to know there is a history regarding cat abuse and the adult industry.

traffictrader · 07-29-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552
lol pussywhipped

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a week!

Katlicious72 · 07-29-2003, 05:42 PM

Bump

07-29-2003, 07:38 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges A German man who whipped his fiancee with a cat faces prosecution under strict animal-rights laws. The 43-year-old, of Ludwigslust, picked up the cat and repeatedly beat his fiancee with it while he was drunk. It isn't known whether the 49-year-old woman would file charges of assault. She suffered cuts and bruises. The cat died during the attack. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804217.html

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skitten Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 217	What a pathetic excuse for a human being. Rotting in hell is too good for a cocksucker like that. And for those who find humor in the cruel, senseless death of an innocent animal by a prickless woman beater...I feel sorry for you.

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Wait a minute! I just read at CNN a story about a detective in Germany who was on the case of the 'Cat Beaten Woman'. According to a French paper that had covered the story, well actually an unrelated event in the same police precinct, the couple had been fighting for some time. It appears that they were part of some political group and had been at a protest or something. It was one of those protests that was on the news last week in Germany I think somebody here posted about. Something about Iraq war/taxes. So according to the CNN brief the woman was a spokesperson for one of these groups and the man wasn't her husband nor boyfriend but a neighbor who worked at some lab or something that was accused of supplying sympathy to Iraq. The fight was about Germany's association with the Saudis and Iraqis and the operation of the U.S. and Iraq. The French reporter who got all this info was actually interviewing a neighbor when the fight broke out because there was a brief fire associated and no one knew of the cat story UNTIL it was reported from a hospital that reports all domestic violence cases. So apparently what happened was by sheer accident they got the cat story from the hospital NOT the police. The French reporter got more information from a neighbor named 'Sparks the Talking Dog' who it appears had it in for the cat who was his stage partner for years named 'Wiffy the Chatting Cat'. They apparently had a falling out about the Iraq war and heard the couple arguing and Wiffy barged in and added his two goddamned cents in and it wasn't that the guy beat the woman with Wiffy, no, it was the opposite, the guy beat Wiffy with the woman. That's why he wasn't charged with beating a woman cause it was the other way around. Wiffy the Cat's agent who's from Belgium is supposed to go on Larry King Live to discuss his client's demise. Sparks the Talking Dog won't be on Larry King because he doesn't speak English and his interpreter won't be available because she's in Venice where she does a monthly talk segment on the 'Dr. Bunny Laura Show'. It's a show about a rabbit that takes call ins from pets who talk and have problems.

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