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quiet 07-27-2003 09:05 PM

the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.

scoreman 07-27-2003 09:05 PM

LOL quiet. Too funny. What a visual. LOL

Spunky 07-27-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.
Perfect idea, but how does he piss? lol :glugglug

Sly_RJ 07-27-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.
Ok, I'll send the key to you big guy!

scoreman 07-27-2003 09:07 PM

I'll ante in a $1000 bet if there is the quiet chastity belt involved. Its gotta be medieval in standards, no wimpy plastic jobby.

scoreman 07-27-2003 09:11 PM

On second thought with a chastity belt that sorta makes it a lock to win doesnt it? The whole reason to bet is to win , im not into spending a K just to have this guy suffer a year. No to win that dough you gotta have the ability to lose.

maxjohan 07-27-2003 09:11 PM

rig up cams and stay at home a year..you bet you can do it..people bet not on your supposed site..damn that whould make the news and make you real wealthy if you managed to do it ..:)

:2 cents:

Sly_RJ 07-27-2003 09:12 PM

Someone develop a proper way to set this up and I'm game. This will be a test of real strength.

gezzed 07-27-2003 09:15 PM

For some reason, this reminds of the time poor Eric put icey-hot on his balls for Boneprone, you guys remember that?

lilbitch 07-27-2003 09:34 PM

Sly, you're a looney! Why in the name of all the porn gods, would you even want to do such a thing?

I gotta admit, my snatch is my favorite thing to play with...always has been...and the mere thought of doing anything such as what you're suggesting here, well it makes me wanna :waaaaahh

wargames 07-27-2003 09:42 PM

blue balls

CDSmith 07-28-2003 05:14 AM

Sly, you'll have to hire a 24 hour guard service, complete with surveillance cams. They will act as an impartial 3rd party, and will keep constant tabs on you. One wank and you're done for. Then I might put some dough on the line.



Of course, the cost of such a service for a whole year, round the clock, would be enormous....... almost as enormous as your swollen balls would be after no sex or wanking. :eyecrazy

FlyingIguana 07-28-2003 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wargames
blue balls
wet dreams

quiet 07-28-2003 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoreman
On second thought with a chastity belt that sorta makes it a lock to win doesnt it? The whole reason to bet is to win , im not into spending a K just to have this guy suffer a year. No to win that dough you gotta have the ability to lose.
thing is, i'll have the key in an fedex envelope, waiting to be shipped. as soon as sly breaks, i fire of the envelope to him, and inform all :)

arial 07-28-2003 05:39 AM

I could easily say I wouldn't jerk off for a year and jerk off every 15 minutes and no one would know, cept my maid who washes my sheets.

hvidlogspusher 07-28-2003 05:49 AM

with the right girlfriend you dont have to masturbate :Graucho

Butrflied 07-28-2003 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?

Why?!? :helpme

K_MAC77 07-28-2003 08:11 AM

What the fuck ever you could make it 365 days and what do you look at all day porn!!!!!!!! Good luck with this I would go buy an ice bag if I was you because you are going to have one very very bad case of .........BLUE BALLS

FlyingIguana 07-28-2003 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by K_MAC77
What the fuck ever you could make it 365 days and what do you look at all day porn!!!!!!!! Good luck with this I would go buy an ice bag if I was you because you are going to have one very very bad case of .........BLUE BALLS
you get hard ons when you work with porn? noob! :winkwink:

<IMX> 07-28-2003 09:10 AM

hmm...
1.) Depends on the definition of masturbation.

2.) Can your dick get hard?

Cause...that is hellified will power...

Sly_RJ 07-28-2003 09:39 AM

Ahaha. I love this thread. What's funny is, I would be willing to bet any dollar amount, too bad we have no way of monitoring it...

raceman 07-28-2003 09:42 AM

Whats masterbation?

:Graucho

Sly_RJ 07-28-2003 09:46 AM

You guys are pussies. I can do it! I can!

Basher 07-28-2003 10:02 AM

http://www.cunnyfunt.com/kitten1.jpg

polish_aristocrat 07-28-2003 01:24 PM

http://www.distinction.ch/Images/LDp...sturbation.jpg

SexxxyChat-T 07-28-2003 01:38 PM

Wasn't there some lame movie last year with this same plotline?

Elli 07-28-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basher
http://www.cunnyfunt.com/kitten1.jpg
Arg! That would have been my new desktop wallpaper for the week IF it had been spelled right!

masturbate

v : get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University

Sly_RJ 08-12-2003 10:07 PM

Still running strong!

Buff 08-12-2003 10:23 PM

I don't think it's healthy to go that long without masturbating.

Buff 08-12-2003 10:24 PM

In fact, I'm gonna jerk off right now just in case I don't have time to do it in the morning.

heihei 08-12-2003 10:38 PM

2 friends of mine tried this year to last the longer ass possible without masturbating, after 21 days they decided during a party that it was enouph... after 10 min they were gone... Doing what hahah?
more than 1 month is something that I can't think off and i fuck 2-3 times a week.
Good luck
:thumbsup

sickkittens 12-31-2003 10:00 AM

Sly works for Angelsofporn.com . There's no way he still hasn't spanked it.

EZRhino 12-31-2003 10:02 AM

Never make it

liquidmoe 12-31-2003 10:19 AM

Whats the update on this, still going strong or have you given into the dark side? :Graucho

Adultnet 12-31-2003 11:45 AM

Congrats ... & good luck :winkwink:

Pornwolf 12-31-2003 11:47 AM

Impossible. He probably fell off the wagon a week after starting this thread.

appleboy 12-31-2003 12:48 PM

don't do it your body needs to release all that sperm or it will sit there doing nothing

Ic3m4nZ 12-31-2003 12:53 PM

That's not impossible. A lot of people me included could do it easily. It's not all the people that are addicted to masturbation.

Holly 12-31-2003 01:32 PM

Did I not see this thread back in July??? :1orglaugh

For a $1000 bucks, I'll go out to SD and make sure he loses. But something tells me he already has. :1orglaugh

traffictrader 12-31-2003 02:11 PM

a year?!?!?! come on!

I'm an even money bet to last a week, 2-1 underdog to last a month, and that's only if I'm getting laid regularly... a year? I'd be like a 100-1 underdog on that one.


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