blue balls

Sly, you'll have to hire a 24 hour guard service, complete with surveillance cams. They will act as an impartial 3rd party, and will keep constant tabs on you. One wank and you're done for. Then I might put some dough on the line.



Of course, the cost of such a service for a whole year, round the clock, would be enormous....... almost as enormous as your swollen balls would be after no sex or wanking. :eyecrazy

wet dreams

thing is, i'll have the key in an fedex envelope, waiting to be shipped. as soon as sly breaks, i fire of the envelope to him, and inform all :)

I could easily say I wouldn't jerk off for a year and jerk off every 15 minutes and no one would know, cept my maid who washes my sheets.

with the right girlfriend you dont have to masturbate :Graucho

Why?!? :helpme

What the fuck ever you could make it 365 days and what do you look at all day porn!!!!!!!! Good luck with this I would go buy an ice bag if I was you because you are going to have one very very bad case of .........BLUE BALLS

you get hard ons when you work with porn? noob! :winkwink:

hmm...
1.) Depends on the definition of masturbation.

2.) Can your dick get hard?

Cause...that is hellified will power...

Ahaha. I love this thread. What's funny is, I would be willing to bet any dollar amount, too bad we have no way of monitoring it...

Whats masterbation?

:Graucho

You guys are pussies. I can do it! I can!

Wasn't there some lame movie last year with this same plotline?

Arg! That would have been my new desktop wallpaper for the week IF it had been spelled right!

masturbate

v : get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University

Still running strong!

I don't think it's healthy to go that long without masturbating.

In fact, I'm gonna jerk off right now just in case I don't have time to do it in the morning.

2 friends of mine tried this year to last the longer ass possible without masturbating, after 21 days they decided during a party that it was enouph... after 10 min they were gone... Doing what hahah?
more than 1 month is something that I can't think off and i fuck 2-3 times a week.
Good luck
:thumbsup

Sly works for Angelsofporn.com . There's no way he still hasn't spanked it.

Never make it

Whats the update on this, still going strong or have you given into the dark side? :Graucho

Congrats ... & good luck :winkwink:

Impossible. He probably fell off the wagon a week after starting this thread.

don't do it your body needs to release all that sperm or it will sit there doing nothing

That's not impossible. A lot of people me included could do it easily. It's not all the people that are addicted to masturbation.

Did I not see this thread back in July??? :1orglaugh

For a $1000 bucks, I'll go out to SD and make sure he loses. But something tells me he already has. :1orglaugh

a year?!?!?! come on!

I'm an even money bet to last a week, 2-1 underdog to last a month, and that's only if I'm getting laid regularly... a year? I'd be like a 100-1 underdog on that one.

the only way you could do it is if you had no cock

shit... i didn't recognize her! she actually looks good in that picture.

This would be one hell of a site pay a guy to sit in a house all year cammed up. All the webmasters betting could also promote this site. Buy the domain wankornot.com comon who's with me :1orglaugh

What do you say sponsors? Anyone wanna back his bets? Do you think he can resist your content? I think one of the sponsors should back his bets and then collect from the users when he blows all over your content.

Content? As in a stunt cock? lol If thats what you mean no he's not content. Content as in happy yes we are :)

And we are married with three little bambinos :)

Why jerk off when you have someone to jerk off with? Doesn't make any sence to me lol. I'd much rather play with myself while I'm being watched or playing with him at the same time. It's not fun to play alone :( I wouldn't wish it on anyone lol

:Note

I'm still good. Shit, my balls are driving me crazy though!

why would anyone want to do this? is there some medical reason?

A year!?! Jesus, i'd kill somebody after a couple months, unless I could convince the wife to dish out blow jobs, EVERY DAY.

I really don't think you can do it man. There's no way. In fact, I don't think anyone in history has accomplished what you're about to embark on.

we need an update :error

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

with the right amount of females it can be done

Count me in

1 hour without masturbating. Does that count?

Cranking off lowers the chance of getting testicular cancer. Lets just say I will never get ball cancer.

I see lots of wet dreams in your future