What is the point of life?

No. Let those dirty dishes pile up in the sink.

What the hell are you talking about?

CD knows exactly what he's talking about.

Ultimately, there's no point, and there never will be. Might as well kill yourself now.

The point is to sell pornsite memberships

How does a topic about the meaning of life lead to a discussion about killing myself?

Because that's the only way to actually get the answer to your question.

Life is a test.

The one with the most porn on their hard drive wins.

Easy

Beer, pussy, and, money.

Not necissarily in that order.

If there is a point to life, I'm fairly sure you won't learn what it is from this thread.

When I was 16 I worked as a caddy at a country club. I would caddy for all these retired 70-85 year old doctors. I would ask them with their lifetime of experience what one piece of advise they would give a young guy. What is important in life. Almost all of them said "fuck a lot of girls". Every thing else is just busy work.

To make as much money as possible and become a greedy bastard

Ya won't really know til you've lived it all.. and even then it could just be that we're just here because of some mutant cells bumping into each other; evolving into what we are now.. doing what we do til we aren't alive anymore.. and that's it..

the sooner you embrace nihilism, the easier your life will be.

There's no point to life.

That's why you got to fuck bitches, drive a fancy car, party, do drugs. You must party until you face the real question: is there a point to death?

You are given the answer to that question as you watch your first child being born.

ah yes, truely great answer.

as far as i can tell it's not love. it's not money. the only true thing that seems to matter is tha handful of people that you can trust. a couple from your family, and couple you meet along the way. love them, cherish their company, and work on your own inner light. and then when your journey is complete you get the answer by becoming one with everything.

eat - shit - procreate

yes there are actually 7

there is only one answer to the meaning of life and that's .....

42

hitch hikers guide

the point of life is to live it.

otherwise, what's the point?

Good thought.

I have another one:

"The meaning of life is to not get caught"


two side notes: this thread is one that might stay here for a little with replies throughout the day.

Also pertaining to just you D-Money- about a year ago when you had a website saying $3000 for consulting services, I emailed you and was very ready to pay you $3000 for your service, I'm Jarrod and I've always looked up to you and the rest of the old schoolers. I've been around since ynot was a chatboard but never came out of the woodwork. No one will think im a 1st gen but I am

Eat, sleep reproduce. That's what wild animals do, why should our goal in life be any different? The WAY you do these things matter.

What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?
But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin?
Just fed up
That's my word

Thanks for the props. So sorry about not getting back with you. I only take a few clients at a time. I must have been really busy with my other projects, probably not taking clients at that time. My bad. Part of my problem back then was the amount of spam I was getting in my box. Sometimes important e-mails were never opened due the the large number of BS mail. I've gotten that under control since then, but man did I lose some money making deals. Fucking spammers!

Send it again! LOL Actually, maybe we can do something this time around. Love to hear what you have going on, regardless if you become a client or not. This is my best mail address,
darren @ marketingfirm dot com

Seems weird to be old school, time flies.

yes it is...to find a girl you really like....give her all your love, your time and the you find out she is a fucking bitch

Just make money, fuck lots of girls, and then go to sleep and die.