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FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 03:10 PM

I just logged into ARS account wanting to grab all my link codes for all the sites they have. Is this an option? No! They would rather me click each fucking site and grab my link codes individually. Then, I log into Maxcash and it's the same shit. Is it that hard to program a ?list all? query?

I am one webmaster, think of the many others who won't waste time to grab link codes. Next time hire a webmaster to come up with your layout instead of a fucking programmer.

Wiseman · 07-25-2003, 03:11 PM

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Tipsy · 07-25-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just logged into ARS account wanting to grab all my link codes for all the sites they have. Is this an option? No! They would rather me click each fucking site and grab my link codes individually. Then, I log into Maxcash and it's the same shit. Is it that hard to program a ?list all? query?

I am one webmaster, think of the many others who won't waste time to grab link codes. Next time hire a webmaster to come up with your layout instead of a fucking programmer.

It's a special feature only available to those capable of making SU's.

Aquaman · 07-25-2003, 03:24 PM

They used to have that option. Then they upgraded

Backov · 07-25-2003, 03:26 PM

There are so many options per site/category, and those options vary, that they required a link builder.

If you have a solid suggestion, other than "this sucks" - perhaps you should make it and they will do it.

bawdy · 07-25-2003, 03:30 PM

what the fuck has it got to do with with the programmer?

sounds like a business decision to me

FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Backov
There are so many options per site/category, and those options vary, that they required a link builder.

If you have a solid suggestion, other than "this sucks" - perhaps you should make it and they will do it.

It's fucking common sense and yes there is ALWAYS a way. I can't ask for common link codes for every site? It's one big query and you are making it out to be rocket science.

jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just logged into ARS account wanting to grab all my link codes for all the sites they have. Is this an option? No! They would rather me click each fucking site and grab my link codes individually. Then, I log into Maxcash and it's the same shit. Is it that hard to program a ?list all? query?

I am one webmaster, think of the many others who won't waste time to grab link codes. Next time hire a webmaster to come up with your layout instead of a fucking programmer.

I ran into the same thing today with a Diff. one. I looked a bit, and said fuck it, hit my back button and went home.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 03:36 PM

Another thing that sucks is people who give away huge movies to surfers for free. Giving away huge movies for free is really dumb. Are you one of these dumb people that gives away huge movies for free?

Well are ya?

jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by bawdy
what the fuck has it got to do with with the programmer?

sounds like a business decision to me

beg to differ, usually it's the programer and then the business people ok the fuck up because it looks pretty. And there are a bunch of programs doing it, and it is fucked. I like to just copy the source and go from there me self.

jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Another thing that sucks is people who give away huge movies to surfers for free. Giving away huge movies for free is really dumb. Are you one of these dumb people that gives away huge movies for free?

Well are ya?

nope I give away GREAT BIG ones, no way would I give away anything HUGE.

asneed · 07-25-2003, 03:41 PM

Most programmers have no idea what features are good and what sucks. They just code what works.

Aly-Python · 07-25-2003, 03:41 PM

While I see your point, and it's a good one, you shouldn't hesitate in shooting a quick email to an ARS (or similar) rep asking for a list of all their sites with your code included. If you do actually want to promote their programs I'm sure they'll be glad to help.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Aly-Python
While I see your point, and it's a good one, you shouldn't hesitate in shooting a quick email to an ARS (or similar) rep asking for a list of all their sites with your code included. If you do actually want to promote their programs I'm sure they'll be glad to help.

You're being much much too sensible for this board.

Stop it.

jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Aly-Python
While I see your point, and it's a good one, you shouldn't hesitate in shooting a quick email to an ARS (or similar) rep asking for a list of all their sites with your code included. If you do actually want to promote their programs I'm sure they'll be glad to help.

good ideal, why didn't I think of that.

only thing almost every time I've emailed a sponsor it has taken 4 or more emails, because they 1st have to defind there actions. I finally get down to a YES or NO question to them and it usually takes anywhere from 2 to 4 YES or NO emails before I get a YES or NO answer, DO YOU UNDERSTAND what I'm saying YES or NO?

I should have added, they are like some Kid, got caught by Mommy doing something wrong.

bawdy · 07-25-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
beg to differ, usually it's the programer and then the business people ok the fuck up because it looks pretty. And there are a bunch of programs doing it, and it is fucked. I like to just copy the source and go from there me self.

Programmers should program what are in the specifications. If the specifications don't require this feature then they shouldn't program it. If the feature is requested then a business case should be made to develop the features... blah blah blah....

Phoenix · 07-25-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just logged into ARS account wanting to grab all my link codes for all the sites they have. Is this an option? No! They would rather me click each fucking site and grab my link codes individually. Then, I log into Maxcash and it's the same shit. Is it that hard to program a ?list all? query?

I am one webmaster, think of the many others who won't waste time to grab link codes. Next time hire a webmaster to come up with your layout instead of a fucking programmer.

we have a downloadable file for you...hit me up

FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Another thing that sucks is people who give away huge movies to surfers for free. Giving away huge movies for free is really dumb. Are you one of these dumb people that gives away huge movies for free?

Well are ya?

It's how you get bookmarks oh smart one.

FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Aly-Python
While I see your point, and it's a good one, you shouldn't hesitate in shooting a quick email to an ARS (or similar) rep asking for a list of all their sites with your code included. If you do actually want to promote their programs I'm sure they'll be glad to help.

I did that and NO help was offered after several e-mails.

jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies

I did that and NO help was offered after several e-mails.

well if you get one an answer.. see my above post.

am serious

FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix

we have a downloadable file for you...hit me up

Brad,

Please send me an e mail to [email protected] with those codes. I do not know my account info but I do have a top bucks account.

Aly-Python · 07-25-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You're being much much too sensible for this board.

Stop it.

You're right. I don't know what came over me. Sorry.

Bad Aly! Bad!

Tipsy · 07-25-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies

Brad,

Please send me an e mail to [email protected] with those codes. I do not know my account info but I do have a top bucks account.

This gets funnier

Pornkings · 07-25-2003, 04:00 PM

In Pornkings you can grab all our links at once off one page.

Just one of our kewl features

you can also change the color of your stats and build sub acounts etc.

pick a program and get all the links for that program at once.

we built it cause many webmaster requested it.

I'm sure other program would email them to you if you asked?

FreeHugeMovies · 07-25-2003, 09:47 PM

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jimmyf · 07-25-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
BUMP for all the SHITTY ppl who make decisions and not think about webmasters.

stocktrader23 · 07-25-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies

It's how you get bookmarks oh smart one.

Oh you mean those people that look at free porn day in and day out every day of their pathetic lives and never signup for a damn thing?

Oracle Porn · 07-25-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies

It's how you get bookmarks oh smart one.

Go dump yourself under some coconut tree or someshit dude....

Oracle Porn · 07-25-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies

Brad,

Please send me an e mail to [email protected] with those codes. I do not know my account info but I do have a top bucks account.

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FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Are Affiliate Programmers Fucking Idiots? I just logged into ARS account wanting to grab all my link codes for all the sites they have. Is this an option? No! They would rather me click each fucking site and grab my link codes individually. Then, I log into Maxcash and it's the same shit. Is it that hard to program a ?list all? query? I am one webmaster, think of the many others who won't waste time to grab link codes. Next time hire a webmaster to come up with your layout instead of a fucking programmer.

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