IMPA To CLOSE DOORS - GoFuckYourself.com

JMM · 07-25-2003, 02:29 PM

That's right.....

The offices of The IMPA will be closing it's doors because I just got yelled at by my office manager for letting all the air conditioning out. I give my employees the authority they need to do their jobs, even authority over me.

It's hot outside and I was talking to a doctor in our complex. My office manager came out and said "what, I have to pay to cool down the whole neighborhood?? Keep the doors closed!"

If you wish to donate, please visit www.impai.org

Donations to The IMPA are not tax deductible as a charitable donation.

Far-L will be available throughout the weekend should anyone need to contact him.

[email protected]

goBigtime · 07-25-2003, 02:30 PM

LMFAO.

tootie · 07-25-2003, 02:31 PM

Great way to get attention! I hope you guys get floods of donations. Acacia must be stopped!

Amputate Your Head · 07-25-2003, 02:32 PM

I knew it.... I knew this would happen. You people and your waste of electricity... don't you know there are people sweating in Arizona?!

Tala · 07-25-2003, 02:32 PM

Fuck you scared me for a minute!

goBigtime · 07-25-2003, 02:33 PM

I'm listening to the D-money replay of the IMPA interview

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/liveshow.html

It's the July 23 archived show.

Mr.Fiction · 07-25-2003, 02:34 PM

Theo · 07-25-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Fuck you scared me for a minute!

same here

Jizar II · 07-25-2003, 02:36 PM

LOL haha got scared aswell!!

D-Money · 07-25-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I'm listening to the D-money replay of the IMPA interview

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/liveshow.html

It's the July 23 archived show.

Enjoy the show, great listening, just tune me out.

Kimmykim · 07-25-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I knew it.... I knew this would happen. You people and your waste of electricity... don't you know there are people sweating in Arizona?!

Haha, we can't steal their ac, we sell them their electricity. And we steal their water from them too ;)

goBigtime · 07-25-2003, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money

Enjoy the show, great listening, just tune me out.

Can't wait to listen in on the Tueday show with Acacia

D-Money · 07-25-2003, 02:49 PM

Did the person who invented AC charge every house and building for the licensing?

Gemini · 07-25-2003, 02:58 PM

Sounds like JMM bought some utility stocks this week!

Mr.Fiction · 07-25-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Did the person who invented AC charge every house and building for the licensing?

Did he charge them a percentage of their gross income?

SykkBoy · 07-25-2003, 03:03 PM

Fuck, I almost had a heart attack.....

Tala · 07-25-2003, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Did the person who invented AC charge every house and building for the licensing?

austinth · 07-25-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Did the person who invented AC charge every house and building for the licensing?

Quick! Lets patent that!

AdultNex · 07-25-2003, 03:11 PM

Bastard, stop scaring us like that.

Raven · 07-25-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMM
That's right.....

The offices of The IMPA will be closing it's doors because I just got yelled at by my office manager for letting all the air conditioning out. I give my employees the authority they need to do their jobs, even authority over me.

It's hot outside and I was talking to a doctor in our complex. My office manager came out and said "what, I have to pay to cool down the whole neighborhood?? Keep the doors closed!"

If you wish to donate, please visit www.impai.org

Donations to The IMPA are not tax deductible as a charitable donation.

Far-L will be available throughout the weekend should anyone need to contact him.

[email protected]

That was NOT funny. Damn.

Almost gave me heart failure, on the heels of Globill.....

LOL....Ok, so it WAS funny.

Mishi · 07-25-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

That was NOT funny. Damn.

Almost gave me heart failure, on the heels of Globill.....

LOL....Ok, so it WAS funny.

That pretty much sums up my reaction, as well.

Honeyslut · 07-25-2003, 03:32 PM

Thanks for the laugh after the globill annoucement !

I will make a donation when I get some extra $$..... Gotta set up my new ccbill account

Sammy4u · 07-25-2003, 11:32 PM

Thank you :-)

=^..^= · 07-25-2003, 11:39 PM

I have tried a hundred to go to your site but i always get a dns error page

- perhaps it's my Isp - there are one or two other sites I cant see also like ARS.

So is there somewhere else I can go to make a donation?
do you take paypal?

nuclei · 07-26-2003, 12:05 AM

Bah, too bad it aint april 1st. That would have been perfect.

nuclei · 07-26-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
I have tried a hundred to go to your site but i always get a dns error page

- perhaps it's my Isp - there are one or two other sites I cant see also like ARS.

So is there somewhere else I can go to make a donation?
do you take paypal?

Their paypal address is: [email protected]

detoxed · 07-26-2003, 12:07 AM

there are people in Africa with no air conditioning, now if you are just gonna waste it.....

media · 07-26-2003, 02:20 AM

Dude, if you close the doors you wont be able to see all the hot ass girls walk by the office... WTF...

Media

The Other Steve · 07-26-2003, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
I have tried a hundred to go to your site but i always get a dns error page

- perhaps it's my Isp - there are one or two other sites I cant see also like ARS.

So is there somewhere else I can go to make a donation?
do you take paypal?

ARS has started coming up for me now Kitty so it should be right for you to - although you do live up the hill from us so it might take a bit longer

Torn Rose · 07-26-2003, 05:53 AM

Damn dude.....

that about made me sick......

good one......

CDSmith · 07-26-2003, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I'm listening to the D-money replay of the IMPA interview

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/liveshow.html

It's the July 23 archived show.

Listening to the archived show now. Extortion..... absolute extortion.

Of course I donated. I sent my first donation about 5 seconds after JMM put the link up with the paypal address. My second donation will be forthcoming in the next few weeks. I urge all webmasters and anyone whose livelihood depends on this industry in <i>any way</i> to open your wallets and help fund the cause of the IMPA in order to defeat Acacia and invalidate their patents. Affiliate webmasters, non-paysite-owners, the "little" guys, graphics guys, programmers, AVS guys, Admins, lurkers, and just plain fans of looking at porn....... Everyone should be sending what they can.

http://www.impai.org/

AcidMax · 07-26-2003, 06:12 AM

Man you scared the shit out of me, here I am reading the Glo-Bill threads and I think... OH SHIT and I donated. I am VERY VERY happy to see it was a joke. Keep up the fight guys!!!

AJ

rodeto · 07-26-2003, 06:40 AM

I just made a donation, like all webmasters should do. Hiding won't get you anywhere, make a donation and fight !

CDSmith · 07-26-2003, 10:44 AM

*bump*

I get the feeling there are a ton of webmasters who need to be "scared" out of their little comfort zones.

Donate. http://www.impai.org/

07-25-2003, 02:29 PM	#1
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	IMPA To CLOSE DOORS That's right..... The offices of The IMPA will be closing it's doors because I just got yelled at by my office manager for letting all the air conditioning out. I give my employees the authority they need to do their jobs, even authority over me. It's hot outside and I was talking to a doctor in our complex. My office manager came out and said "what, I have to pay to cool down the whole neighborhood?? Keep the doors closed!" If you wish to donate, please visit www.impai.org Donations to The IMPA are not tax deductible as a charitable donation. Far-L will be available throughout the weekend should anyone need to contact him. [email protected] Last edited by JMM; 07-25-2003 at 02:31 PM..

07-25-2003, 02:31 PM	#3
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	Great way to get attention! I hope you guys get floods of donations. Acacia must be stopped! __________________

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07-26-2003, 12:07 AM	#27
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	there are people in Africa with no air conditioning, now if you are just gonna waste it.....

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07-26-2003, 05:53 AM	#30
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07-26-2003, 06:40 AM	#33
rodeto Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18	I just made a donation, like all webmasters should do. Hiding won't get you anywhere, make a donation and fight !

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