Went to the dentist today........ $13k - GoFuckYourself.com

BradShaw · 07-24-2003, 10:21 AM

I have decent teeth, could use a cleaning and some whitening. But I have been seeing this shit on TV on shows like Extreme Makeover, where they make peoples teeth freaking perfect with porcelain veneers. I had braces as a kid, have some small gaps, and teeth that are not ideally shaped. So I went to one of these cosmetic dentists for a consultation. Turns out my teeth are not so bad, she only suggested 10 veneers up front, and a whitening. Grand total, $13k. I guess a full set is $20-30k.

I think I need to go to dental school, sounds like being a dentist is where the $ is! How about a charity auction to help me with the $13k so I can have perfect teeth for my wedding?

BRISK · 07-24-2003, 10:24 AM

$13k for maybe 6 hours of work? Nice

dana · 07-24-2003, 10:24 AM

Hahaha. 13k? Are you out of your mind?

pornJester · 07-24-2003, 10:25 AM

nice teeth isn't going to make you friends or get you laid.

directfiesta · 07-24-2003, 10:26 AM

affiliate program????

davvve · 07-24-2003, 10:27 AM

where can I buy stocks in dentist companies?

Undutchable · 07-24-2003, 10:27 AM

Sell me Siccash for 13k.

dnsmonster · 07-24-2003, 10:27 AM

From what I heard, veneers don't last all that long. Something like 5-7 years. Might wanna check up on that. Just file them bitches down and get some caps.

Zoe · 07-24-2003, 10:27 AM

The dentist probably settled with Acacia and needs to make up for the profit loss.....

EscortBiz · 07-24-2003, 10:31 AM

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foe · 07-24-2003, 10:36 AM

damn not bad at all

BradShaw · 07-24-2003, 10:40 AM

EscortBiz, you happy with the results? I know several people who have used this dentist and they have "hollywood" smiles. Only reason I considered it was because I want good teeth in wedding photos, and I can afford it now.

mastamindz · 07-24-2003, 10:42 AM

Just knock the fuckers out and get some fake teeth.

GrimShawn · 07-24-2003, 10:46 AM

Toothbrush 5 dollars, use it 3 times daily

Evil Chris · 07-24-2003, 10:47 AM

I didn't realize you were so vain, Brad.

Reak · 07-24-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

Toothbrush 5 dollars, use it 3 times daily

Sounds like

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 10:57 AM

My wife did it and it improved her smiel drastically...and it costed me MUCH less than what they quote you per unit.

EscortBiz · 07-24-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
EscortBiz, you happy with the results? I know several people who have used this dentist and they have "hollywood" smiles. Only reason I considered it was because I want good teeth in wedding photos, and I can afford it now.

Ok a few things based on my own research before forking over the cash.

Make sure you can see photos and confirm its work the dentist who will be working on your teeth did. Kinda like hiring a design guy you want to make sure that the same guy who did the stuff in the portfolio will do your stuff.

Make sure they use "porcelain" and not any other stuff, many dentist will try to sell you on some other stuff.

Also many dont tell you but for 2-3 weeks you will wear temp teeth, to adjust the bite etc. It will be a big annoyance but the results if your guy is good will be well worth it.

I am very happy I did it.

My problem was that my teeth didnt show when I smiled and they where not perfect. Now they are PERFECT and show when I smile plus they are a awesome natrual white.

Also make sure they give you as much of that stuff that makes you not feel anything while they file. You will have to go piss 20 times while your teeth are getting filed because of that shot but you wont feel any pain.

BradShaw · 07-24-2003, 11:04 AM

Have my hair transplant appointment tomorrow. Chris, I am very vain!

As for the teeth, I think I am going to have a good cleaning and whtening done, then go from there. She gave me some valium to take before the deep cleaning.

the Shemp · 07-24-2003, 11:05 AM

i have wooden teeth

BradShaw · 07-24-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
My wife did it and it improved her smiel drastically...and it costed me MUCH less than what they quote you per unit.

I heard $800 per tooth is the going rate, think I was quoted over $1k per.

TheGoldenChild · 07-24-2003, 11:14 AM

I hope the dentist loses his wedding ring down your fucking throat.

Here is an idea-
Have a head transplant, complete with new personality.
Then maybe you'll get laid someday.

EscortBiz · 07-24-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

I heard $800 per tooth is the going rate, think I was quoted over $1k per.

600-3000 (Dr Linhart in NY charges 3000) the cost to them per tooth from the lab is all the same 125-225 depending how complicated the shape. Their fee is mostly for their experience and time (and boat)

Choker · 07-24-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
I have decent teeth, could use a cleaning and some whitening. But I have been seeing this shit on TV on shows like Extreme Makeover, where they make peoples teeth freaking perfect with porcelain veneers. I had braces as a kid, have some small gaps, and teeth that are not ideally shaped. So I went to one of these cosmetic dentists for a consultation. Turns out my teeth are not so bad, she only suggested 10 veneers up front, and a whitening. Grand total, $13k. I guess a full set is $20-30k.

I think I need to go to dental school, sounds like being a dentist is where the $ is! How about a charity auction to help me with the $13k so I can have perfect teeth for my wedding?

Dude, check out http://www.ameriplanusa.com/ it's like $20 a month but will save you a ton of money. It's not insurance it's like a discount card. Almost all dentist accept it.

Gimmy · 07-24-2003, 11:16 AM

go do it in Russia, it's mad cheap over there

PersianKitty · 07-24-2003, 11:19 AM

The two veneers I have cost about $750 each.

EscortBiz · 07-24-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker

Dude, check out http://www.ameriplan.com it's like $20 a month but will save you a ton of money. It's not insurance it's like a discount card. Almost all dentist accept it.

try to find a good cosmetic dentisit that accepts it, laminates is not something you want to play around with you can lose your teeth

Choker · 07-24-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

try to find a good cosmetic dentisit that accepts it, laminates is not something you want to play around with you can lose your teeth

I think most accept it, it's like insurance.

stevecore · 07-24-2003, 11:23 AM

in all likelihood, you'll get the procedure done then someone will knock them out of your mouth the next day.

eiht_98 · 07-24-2003, 11:25 AM

my uncle and aunt are dentists....hahaha....free for me

SextrafficPete · 07-24-2003, 11:25 AM

ever notice nobody gives a fuck about you brad

and the world was a much better place while you were gone

can't even handle an addiction

lightweight...

LeeNoga · 07-24-2003, 11:29 AM

I opted for captek crowns, porcelain with gold insides, radiates natural color, if you go chiclet white everyone knows you have fake teeth, I am glad I went natural color, nobody can tell. I did my first front 8 teeth, had gums cut and all was cosmetic, and so glad I did it 5 years ago, it cost over 10K but had dental insurance and cost 1/2 that and got a great look.

They talked me out of veneers and you may want to research captek but veneers are not painful, crowns can be.

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

I heard $800 per tooth is the going rate, think I was quoted over $1k per.

my doctor whom I know for the last 12 years charged $500 and his daughter did the job.
Her daughter is the model featured in 17 magazine,
she does em for 1/2 her friends.

it's VERY painfull and I refused to have one done for myself,
I am married and teeth were never the main reason people wanted to smile back at me
;-)))

... · 07-24-2003, 11:37 AM

Just brush your fucking teeth.

$13,000 for cosmetics is NOT worth it.

x3guide · 07-24-2003, 11:37 AM

this must be a usa thing

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
ever notice nobody gives a fuck about you brad

and the world was a much better place while you were gone

can't even handle an addiction lightweight...

I do give a fuck,
Brad is achiever, while you who bark at him is not...

see the difference?

clubsexy · 07-24-2003, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i have wooden teeth

Watch out for termites.....

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

600-3000 (Dr Linhart in NY charges 3000) the cost to them per tooth from the lab is all the same 125-225 depending how complicated the shape. Their fee is mostly for their experience and time (and boat)

correct!

SextrafficPete · 07-24-2003, 11:40 AM

achiever in what?

learning to drive a manual car with out throwing a temper tantrum?

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
achiever in what?

learning to drive a manual car with out throwing a temper tantrum?

I knew Brad when he was suckin' dicks with no penny in his pocket,
he achieved RESULTS in this business, despite all the odds and not attractive personality,
while you still suckin' dicks...

Kanoealoha · 07-24-2003, 11:43 AM

Save some money and skip the whitening...

get yourself a toothbrush and baking soda, use the baking soda like toothpaste, yeah it tastes horrible but you'll have very white teeth.

MetaMan · 07-24-2003, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I knew Brad when he was suckin' dicks with no penny in his pocket,
he achieved RESULTS in this business, despite all the odds and not attractive personality,
while you still suckin' dicks...

do u ever say something creative?
or do u just pretend u know wat u r talking about.

SextrafficPete · 07-24-2003, 11:45 AM

i knew him when he was still sucking dicks, young punk on the board, and you guys pushed him around...he is still a punk sucking dick for the right amount, kinda like you, just a bit classier type of dick and more expensive

i don't like dick, i don't much like the dry taste...
unless the price is right ofcourse

you and him are both money whores

(nothing wrong with being a whore)

now go look at the negative balance in your e-trade account

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

do u ever say something creative?
or do u just pretend u know wat u r talking about.

meta,
I am pleased you find mu cum sweet,
now you can fuck off...

MetaMan · 07-24-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

meta,
I am pleased you find mu cum sweet,
now you can fuck off...

mu cum?

are you trying to say mut?
i would hate to see the women u date,
how many breeds are they crossed with?

sextoyking · 07-24-2003, 11:46 AM

Meta,

I don't seem to remember you on Ynot in the old days of 96-97.

Like him or not, Serge has been around long enough to speak whatever is on his mind

Just so he's not drinking vodka that is

)

CDSmith · 07-24-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i have wooden teeth

yeah, wood's where it's at. Brad oughtta go with wood.

Aren't toilets made out of porcelain?

Niki · 07-24-2003, 11:47 AM

pics ???

Serge_Oprano · 07-24-2003, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
i knew him when he was still sucking dicks, young punk on the board, and you guys pushed him around...he is still a punk sucking dick for the right amount, kinda like you, just a bit classier type of dick and more expensive

i don't like dick, i don't much like the dry taste...
unless the price is right ofcourse

you and him are both money whores (nothing wrong with being a whore)

now go look at the negative balance in your e-trade account

hahahhahahahahaah,
r u upset that neither Brad nor me wanna buy your services?

pete,
even Nick doesn't trust you
;-)))

MetaMan · 07-24-2003, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sextoyking
Meta,

I don't seem to remember you on Ynot in the old days of 96-97.

Like him or not, Serge has been around long enough to speak whatever is on his mind

Just so he's not drinking vodka that is )

its a msg board without drama at this place i would be asleep,
at least the russian keeps things goin.

07-24-2003, 10:21 AM	#1
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Went to the dentist today........ $13k I have decent teeth, could use a cleaning and some whitening. But I have been seeing this shit on TV on shows like Extreme Makeover, where they make peoples teeth freaking perfect with porcelain veneers. I had braces as a kid, have some small gaps, and teeth that are not ideally shaped. So I went to one of these cosmetic dentists for a consultation. Turns out my teeth are not so bad, she only suggested 10 veneers up front, and a whitening. Grand total, $13k. I guess a full set is $20-30k. I think I need to go to dental school, sounds like being a dentist is where the $ is! How about a charity auction to help me with the $13k so I can have perfect teeth for my wedding? __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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... Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gunter glieben glauchen globen Posts: 370	Just brush your fucking teeth. $13,000 for cosmetics is NOT worth it.

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