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If you could be anyone?
If you could be anyone living today, either sex, who would it be, you'd have to take their financial status, popularity, and wife /husband situation.
Not for a day, but for the rest of your life. |
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the President of the United States, who ever it might be
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a healthy child in a normal family
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id be hef ... no doubt
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I need a beer
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Pee Wee Herman
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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yahweh ben yahweh
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So Fucking Banned
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Sly_RJ.
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Hef would be cool, but he is so old now.
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myself->
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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i only ever want to be me.
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holla
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I 'd by myself... except, i'd be myself in an escalade
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Brad Pitt
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bill gates
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No desire to be anyone - don't envy enough to bother
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Justin Timberlake.
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the invisible man
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Brad Pitt because he is married to Jeniffer Aniston
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Gosh that's an easy one.
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chris christofferson
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Is on the 1
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Me but with a Aeron chair in my office
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madonna!
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Kobe Bryant!
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Avril Lavigne
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The Video Specialist
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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My answer today is the same as the answer I gave 15 years ago.
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Me, but go back 6 years to where I'd just met hubby.
I'd keep the hubby and go in a totally different direction than we did at the time. |
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Americans don't put their sports heroes in jail, no matter what they do.
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Eminem or Vince McMahon!
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Or Jay Leno!
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I think that I'd wanna be the baby of a celebrity couple, that way, you'll grow up in lots of wealth, have whatever you want, and since your parents are both stars, there'd be a LOT of opportunity to make your own acting career
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Jesus. He pulls all the fly hoes.
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I'm here for SPORT
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ok, this is who i want to be
someone who's self made. someone who only has to work and hour or two a day. someone who makes piles of money. someone who gets to travel to cool places all around the world with friends several times a year. someone who owns a cool dog. someone who is tall. someone who is educated. someone who has the time to hang out on GFY. someone who works in the porn industry. someone who is able to work from home or anywhere. oh wait, that is me....................
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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Timberlake... but only if I could take over his soul before he fucked Britney.
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