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Here's an easy one :)
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. |
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This is fun. Here's one from a favorite movie of mine, from a favorite actor of mine :)
"My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell." Another one from the same movie :) "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus." |
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"Who do you think you are ?!?"
"He thinks he's Rambo ..." "Rambo was a pussy !!" :1orglaugh |
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate..."
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"don't worry, ....I was just admiring the shape of your skull"
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"YOU ARE NOTHING! If you were in my toilet bowl, I wouldn't bother flushing it! My bath mat means more to me than you!" * Hint - from the best Kevin Spacey movie that no one has seen |
bring it:
"fuck you, fuck you, youre cool, fuck you, Im out." "im gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass, spray blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls. if the phone rings, dont aswer the call. Im gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make it into a coat. PEACE" "im going to set the building on fire" "You gotta kill a few people, then ya gotta get sent to a slam where they tell ya youre never gonna see daylight again. Ya dig up a doctor, and ya pay him 20 mentol kools to do surgical shine job on your eyeballs.":thumbsup |
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Here's the song that the line is from The Penis Song |
Girl: ohh yeah fuck my asshole good, ohhh yeah!
Guy: pinch my nipples while i fuck your fucking asshole! |
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"I never treated you like a whore."
"You just did!" |
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Hey you:winkwink: |
"And that includes fucking me in the ass!"
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SUCK MY DICK BITCH, SUCK MY DICK
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"Of all the gin joints in all the world......"
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"...yea I like people. I'm just a lot happier when they're not around"
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Roy, we're talking about you, and what you like to call your inner demons -- that human frailty you like to blather about -- not some mythopoetic metaphor you come up with in a... feeble and transparent effort to do yourself credit.
HINT..... its not the Lawrence Connor story |
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Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours my little sister?
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Scarface:thumbsup |
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OK cowboy, I don't know what your trip is, but if this is some kind of a sick game... If you fuck with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capice?
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This is more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days... maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.
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"We got no food, we got no money... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!"
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last one......
The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by German Princess to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage |
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