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predator? |
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Define irony.
A bunch of assholes on an airplane dancing to a song made famous by a band that was killed in a plane crash. |
"If you build it, they will come."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." "You're so money and you don't even know it" "There's no crying in baseball!" |
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We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched, as they surely will be, by the better angels of our nature.
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2) A League of their own |
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For all of you Office Space fans out there:
http://showcase.netins.net/web/cfurl...ice_space.html Now I gotta watch the movie tonight! :winkwink: |
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"If you build it, they will come."
Waynes World... |
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what do i win??? |
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reports I must have been distracted. |
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks! :thumbsup |
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How about an easy one "My boy's wicked smart" |
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Where is this line from?
Goes home, does some pushups, fucks the sleeve of his favorite jack. |
"I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!"
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Here's one....
"Honor is a gift that no man can give you, and none can take away. Honor is a mans gift to himself." |
here's another
"You want me to believe Omar was a stoolie because Sosa said so? You bought that line?" |
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princess bride? err something, its a spoof on zorro and shit. office space no clue.... a league of their own. |
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"Mark it zero" |
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Ok...
1. Losers always whine about there best...winners go home and fuck the prom queen. 2. Chance favors the prepared mind. 3. You scared mother fucker, well you should be...this green beret is gonna kick your big ass. 4. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you...whose next? 5. Yes, we've met face to face...But If it comes down to it, and we throw down, and you have me boxed in...I will not hesitate, not for a second, I wont go back to prison. Das enuff for now. Servers anyone? :winkwink: |
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Here's an easy one :)
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. |
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This is fun. Here's one from a favorite movie of mine, from a favorite actor of mine :)
"My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell." Another one from the same movie :) "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus." |
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"Who do you think you are ?!?"
"He thinks he's Rambo ..." "Rambo was a pussy !!" :1orglaugh |
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate..."
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"don't worry, ....I was just admiring the shape of your skull"
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"YOU ARE NOTHING! If you were in my toilet bowl, I wouldn't bother flushing it! My bath mat means more to me than you!" * Hint - from the best Kevin Spacey movie that no one has seen |
bring it:
"fuck you, fuck you, youre cool, fuck you, Im out." "im gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass, spray blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls. if the phone rings, dont aswer the call. Im gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make it into a coat. PEACE" "im going to set the building on fire" "You gotta kill a few people, then ya gotta get sent to a slam where they tell ya youre never gonna see daylight again. Ya dig up a doctor, and ya pay him 20 mentol kools to do surgical shine job on your eyeballs.":thumbsup |
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Here's the song that the line is from The Penis Song |
Girl: ohh yeah fuck my asshole good, ohhh yeah!
Guy: pinch my nipples while i fuck your fucking asshole! |
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"I never treated you like a whore."
"You just did!" |
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Hey you:winkwink: |
"And that includes fucking me in the ass!"
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