just thinking about jay leno gets my nipples hard.

Where is everybody?

who cares? you and i are here....

ick.

True, dat. So this has become our own personal whoring thread?

don't say that in front of steve leno!

yup, just don't ask me to cyber. i don't get down like that.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

fuck youre four ahead of me

three now.

two....

one...

Hey! You can count backward! Congratulations!

ladies and gentleman... tala has left the building!

spoke too soon

Besides, unless we get some more people posting in here, there's not going to be the x-box & $50 prize.

Which blows goats.

You're delusional.

What has the party goat been telling you about me?!?

Indeed.

rick your contest rules... :)

I have a grandeur complex

Nothing. Honest.

Well...yes, among other things.

Hi mailman!

seriously, i've only walked him once, nothing happened. we're just friends.

Uh huh. That's what they all say.


He's just using you.

i have a new hat.

Does it have flowers on it, or do you have to wear boots that go with it?

no flowers and i wouldnt be caught dead in boots unless jaime pressley asked me to wear them to bed.

She's cute. But not worth wearing boots to bed over.

Who's on first?

hogwash. take that back! :feels-hot :BangBang:

no bj?

:mad:

Knock Knock

No. She's not worth wearing boots to bed. If she insists upon having you wear anything at all, there's a problem. Who knows where she's going to have you wear those boots!

Right.

Fuck. No more Jehovah's Witnesses. We gave at the office.

CHOWDA!!!!

:thumbsup

Third base.

doesn't matter what other people would think, all that matters is that i'm doing the horizontal mambo with jaime freakin pressley